On my Goku about to throw a spirit bomb shit...

[Chill Phil]

Originally Posted by Exis

Yo bro just throw out a line to me you'd potentially use...

Like would you say...Why you never hit a nigga on a bike? 'Cause it could be your bike, shit like that?...

Lmaoooo!

I won't be talking about race at all. Just lulling people into some deep state of compassion and then hitting them with an absurd/left field punchline that'll catch them off guard.


I'm gonna open with something to the effect of "my name is phil. A little bit about me...after three long years I finally lost 160 lbs"

If nobody claps or says "woo," I'll prompt them to.

When they're not quite done clapping I'll say "...which is just a really positive way of saying I ended a 3 year relationship with a chubby woman"

And then I roll into some fucked up shit to have a positive spin on. One of which has a disarming speech about loss,


Anyways it's only a 5 minute set. But my routine is solid if there's not some feminist bitch there booing when I call an imaginary ex girlfriend chubby.