I don’t want my EX’s next boyfriend to have

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Originally Posted by dull boy

There’s always a bigger fish. Until they’re aren’t. Somewhere the biggest fish swims or floats through the water oblivious to his scale in the scheme of existence. Each moment dictates superiority. Largely chance, combined with traits in the under or over category of averages. Perhaps his dick is the exact same girth but 1/2 inch longer where it can hit the back of the clitoris behind the cervix and allow her to climax. Or maybe that extra half inch will cause her to dislike sex and long (intended) for the sex of your relationship. You can dwell on these largely uncontrollable circumstances or just go about doing what it is you want to do. If being sure of your superiority is a concern, then trick yourself into thinking you’re better, like most people. Or, do some existential searching and find a better state of mind... because denial is the best medicine.

This was incredible. I’ll be referring to this.