So let me get this straight

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I MOVED MY THREADS FROM THE CLOSET TO THE DRESSER
BUT I DON'T HAVE ONE.
SO WHAT MY THOUGHTS DON'T COME TOGETHER
I'MA OFF YOU AT A PRESSER
FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR LIFES WORK
YOUR LIGHT WORK I MIGHT MURK YOUR MOMS IN A TIGHT SHIRT
IM FAT BITCH
ACT SLICK AND GET SLAPPED DICK
NO HOMO
TONY ROMO HIT ME LIKE, "THATS SICK"
THANKS DOGGIE. I NEVER LIKED YOU BUT IT AIN'T A PROBLEM
TAKE YOUR NOGGIN AND PUNT IT INTO SPACE
I'M MOBBIN
LOSING STEAM. YOUR BITCH IS FLUENT IN A LOSING SCHEME
STICK WITH YOU.
WHAT? I'LL PROVE IT LIKE A JEW IN SCENES

LAWYERS IN MOVIES IS THE REFERENCE. THEY'RE JEWS WHO DO IT AS PROFESSIONS. I'LL HAWK A LOOGIE AT A REVEREND AND SAY PHOOEY TO PROCESSIONS. QUICK TO RUN DOWN ON YOU LIKE LAMAR JACKSON WHEN HE BLEW OFF HIS PROGRESSIONS. AND STRETCH LINES TO USE A REFERENCE THAT RELIES ON WHAT I'M PRESENTLY VIEWING AT THE SECOND

FUCK YOU