Animals.

yzeOne · 05-23-2018, 02:34 PM

I've got a 13-year-old female cat named Stewie. It's my baby momma's... yes, she thought it was a dude... no, it isn't, just an obese ass mountain cat...

and a 10-month-old Staffordshire bull terrier named Marley... super cool dog but I'm afraid the bitch is gonna eat anything with fur on it when I walk her. I told my neighbor's little girl that when she asked about her one day and she's like... "Well, maybe you should get one of those hairless cats"... I was like I don't think that'll work hun... so she says "What about a fish?" hahahaha

For some strange reason, the cat and the dog don't like each other.

Baby momma's gonna spit out my little girl soon...
... a year ago I was living by myself in a bachelor pad throwing parties every weekend

Now she's wanting to get married and have kids and blah blah...

ugh... what happened?

05-23-2018, 02:34 PM	#32
yzeOne Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 74 Rep Power: 1783459	I've got a 13-year-old female cat named Stewie. It's my baby momma's... yes, she thought it was a dude... no, it isn't, just an obese ass mountain cat... and a 10-month-old Staffordshire bull terrier named Marley... super cool dog but I'm afraid the bitch is gonna eat anything with fur on it when I walk her. I told my neighbor's little girl that when she asked about her one day and she's like... "Well, maybe you should get one of those hairless cats"... I was like I don't think that'll work hun... so she says "What about a fish?" hahahaha For some strange reason, the cat and the dog don't like each other. Baby momma's gonna spit out my little girl soon... ... a year ago I was living by myself in a bachelor pad throwing parties every weekend Now she's wanting to get married and have kids and blah blah... ugh... what happened?