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05-08-2018, 09:06 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682    |
fucka legit gone @ amen UH YEAH DID A WORKOIT WITH MEXICAN GREEK GOD IN MY LABORERS SLABE HOUSE HE GOES IP TO ME AND UNTUCK MY COLLAR AND HE SAYS... hello FAGHTO. i eat 47 tacos (cus I'm
mexican) and it wasn't cincoDemayo yesterday (reference ) answer i am FUXKING SHREDDED JAKC CHEESE HEH.... i mean.... heh... I'm shredded... BUT HE FUCKING SO HOT BIG MUSCLES SO SEX!! mm... as i was saying he unticks my shirt and says HEH.... he reveals 6 pack ... two of them... 14 pack... hehe infact it kept going on forever he was so fucking hot and strong he lift up cement truck with just his abs and basically I'm shredded and HE TEAL FUCKING SHREDDED. so imagine me... regular shred... like goku..... or bruceee leee and be basically a fucka god so hot... imagine the crevice in his abs big enough to stick my big boss osha ween in... then imagine both us naked .... he whisper in my ear (tacos) and i instant turn on... ignacio knows JUST what to say.... my bars from 08 we're so nice i need to get back in it... ignacio stare in my abs and says.... come work wit me... i am a abc competitor in alphabet land... will get u SHREDDED lmfao fucka crying can't even finish stfu amen SHUT THE FUCK UP
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