Your own favorite bar/concept ever

Blue Bayou · 04-24-2018, 01:17 PM

I was thinking about this and it got me curious... What is your favorite bar/concept that you've dropped during the span of this text shit?

I'll start... this was so long ago, HF/IHH days before I ever even came to any shortbar sites, i don't even remember the setup tbh but I just remember thinking it was so creative at the time & it got a lot of praise

I'm as real as they come so bitch don't even mention heart..
with 'One Hook, it's Over Period' & I ain't 'Describing a Question Mark'

Yours?

dead man · 04-24-2018, 01:29 PM

I had a punch on IHH that was like

"Rhymes? You force 'em (foursome) out the ass like strictly vaginal orgies"

Yeah that's probably why I stopped lol

El Muffin · 04-24-2018, 01:35 PM

Too many too think of .. Nothing stands out

I love my sig .. Because of how simple yet fresh it is/ cool historical reference

Eisenhower wordplay because for years I heard about it .. Now not so much a fan because I don't like wordplay as much as I used to

Something like

We laugh when your girl comes through
Just peep her Eisenhower face looks like its been thru WW2

Super old

I can't think of anything recent that's been monumental but I'm sure there's a lot I just can't think rn

El Muffin · 04-24-2018, 01:38 PM

Cannons'll put fear in ur mothers eye
My guns Pac Man. It'll make u vanish n reappear on the other side

A gunbar I've always liked that I'm not sure ppl got/get

Strikta no showed the spotlight battle like a faggot

Saint · 04-24-2018, 01:43 PM

cant remember, alot were personals.

one this nbl ppl liked was

Ya bich? I had it wit her pal. me & my boys sandwich'd at the house
She was being dugout between two bodies longerr than the panama canal

Amen · 04-24-2018, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Muffin

Cannons'll put fear in ur mothers eye
My guns Pac Man. It'll make u vanish n reappear on the other side

A gunbar I've always liked that I'm not sure ppl got/get

Strikta no showed the spotlight battle like a faggot

What exactly is there not to get bro?

It’s black and white like you.

Blue Bayou · 04-24-2018, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Muffin

Cannons'll put fear in ur mothers eye
My guns Pac Man. It'll make u vanish n reappear on the other side

A gunbar I've always liked that I'm not sure ppl got/get

Strikta no showed the spotlight battle like a faggot

dope

Blue Bayou · 04-24-2018, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infiltrate

cant remember, alot were personals.

one this nbl ppl liked was

Ya bich? I had it wit her pal. me & my boys sandwich'd at the house
She was being dugout between two bodies longerr than the panama canal

lmaooo... wording is spot on too

Destroyer · 04-24-2018, 01:52 PM

As of late it’s gotta be my bar about
“aim at this clown’s mouth and won’t stop til I win the giant stuffed bear.”

I just love the imagery involved

Amen · 04-24-2018, 01:59 PM

Just stop it dawg, there’s no doubt this faggot is anguished,
My punches’ll tap & pop his jaw… till he’s fluent in every African language.
His wifey said his sex’s borin’, so for EVERY RBG? she spreads,
You claim she a dead fuck, but everyone else stays buried in between her legs.

2 of my most recent fav's.

And I had a dope warhol bar I can't find.

Here it is, lol.

Quote:

my fist’ll bruise your eye, fuck this faggot & gimmick,
when it comes to Warhol ass or your brains’ll be exposed as an exhibit

Damn, I need to start writing again LOL... And beat DES for a 3rd time LMAO.... JK bro, JUST KIDDING.

Schadenfreude · 04-24-2018, 02:42 PM

Easy play, there’s no intriguing story in dispelling this gay
only reason the Plot would even thicken s’cause corpses swell w/ decay

My keystyles have my best bars.

PancakeBrah · 04-24-2018, 02:44 PM

Bags bars.

For Battling · 04-24-2018, 03:22 PM

Schadenfreude:
G pop up out the blue/ gender reveal

Barcotic:
FBI

Cred:
& pop his moms too

El Muffin · 04-24-2018, 03:55 PM

Pen's retarded. Muffs been a Spartan
Call me Gods Plague
Coz even if there's a Mark @ the Door.. I'm Sweeping thru n Killing Kids regardless

I hate 3 liners but I remember thinking i was a genius 4 that one

Don't think that was the setup but w.e

boof · 04-24-2018, 04:08 PM

OH YEA HES INTO MARTIAL ARTS
THAT SLIM SHADY SHRINE HE KEEPS IN THE CLOSET

Ghost1 · 04-24-2018, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Bags bars.

same

Enbombz · 04-24-2018, 06:41 PM

god knows but i enjoyed how much it annoyed him at the time that i beat him with it

I'll kill joog in front of boo, cock back n blaze this schmuck in the face
Watch the blood spray catcher in the rye so we can close the book on this case

this was good

i fly stateside to hit ya bitch, said she'd be truly happy if u would die
...she got an attraction to tourists, bein with u showed her the beauty in suicide

warthog. · 04-24-2018, 07:08 PM

turnup dead like a dumb ass gardener or however it went lol.

Mediocrity · 04-25-2018, 11:17 AM

Something along the lines of..

“...Roundhouse’ll leave his top spinnin off the rip like a beyblade”

Sharp · 04-25-2018, 11:20 AM

I had a pic battle with split years ago.. I remember a punch along the lines of 'I'm looking a little Shaggy. You look like Downs syndrome Velma'

Aside from that it's been a lot of forgettable wordplay... Kinda makes me wanna get into pic battling

04-24-2018, 01:17 PM	#1
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,098 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502335	Your own favorite bar/concept ever I was thinking about this and it got me curious... What is your favorite bar/concept that you've dropped during the span of this text shit? I'll start... this was so long ago, HF/IHH days before I ever even came to any shortbar sites, i don't even remember the setup tbh but I just remember thinking it was so creative at the time & it got a lot of praise I'm as real as they come so bitch don't even mention heart.. with 'One Hook, it's Over Period' & I ain't 'Describing a Question Mark' Yours?

04-24-2018, 01:29 PM	#2
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,485 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606679	I had a punch on IHH that was like "Rhymes? You force 'em (foursome) out the ass like strictly vaginal orgies" Yeah that's probably why I stopped lol __________________ Zack Wicks for president

04-24-2018, 01:35 PM	#3
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Too many too think of .. Nothing stands out I love my sig .. Because of how simple yet fresh it is/ cool historical reference Eisenhower wordplay because for years I heard about it .. Now not so much a fan because I don't like wordplay as much as I used to Something like We laugh when your girl comes through Just peep her Eisenhower face looks like its been thru WW2 Super old I can't think of anything recent that's been monumental but I'm sure there's a lot I just can't think rn __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

04-24-2018, 01:38 PM	#4
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Cannons'll put fear in ur mothers eye My guns Pac Man. It'll make u vanish n reappear on the other side A gunbar I've always liked that I'm not sure ppl got/get Strikta no showed the spotlight battle like a faggot __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 04-24-2018 at 01:42 PM.

04-24-2018, 02:42 PM	#11
Schadenfreude Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!! Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1,408 Battle Record: 42-22 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Tag Team Titles - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 21049084	Easy play, there’s no intriguing story in dispelling this gay only reason the Plot would even thicken s’cause corpses swell w/ decay My keystyles have my best bars. __________________ Aali hupatikana kwa ghali.

04-24-2018, 01:43 PM	#5
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,251 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535868	cant remember, alot were personals. one this nbl ppl liked was Ya bich? I had it wit her pal. me & my boys sandwich'd at the house She was being dugout between two bodies longerr than the panama canal

04-24-2018, 02:44 PM	#12
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Bags bars. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

04-24-2018, 03:22 PM	#13
For Battling Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,986 Battle Record: 11-6 Rep Power: 5633916	Schadenfreude: G pop up out the blue/ gender reveal Barcotic: FBI Cred: & pop his moms too

04-24-2018, 03:55 PM	#14
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Pen's retarded. Muffs been a Spartan Call me Gods Plague Coz even if there's a Mark @ the Door.. I'm Sweeping thru n Killing Kids regardless I hate 3 liners but I remember thinking i was a genius 4 that one Don't think that was the setup but w.e __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

04-24-2018, 04:08 PM	#15
boof Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,620 Rep Power: 21316672	OH YEA HES INTO MARTIAL ARTS THAT SLIM SHADY SHRINE HE KEEPS IN THE CLOSET

04-24-2018, 06:41 PM	#17
Enbombz Not Joog Join Date: Nov 2016 Posts: 769 Battle Record: 9-5 Rep Power: 5907772	god knows but i enjoyed how much it annoyed him at the time that i beat him with it I'll kill joog in front of boo, cock back n blaze this schmuck in the face Watch the blood spray catcher in the rye so we can close the book on this case this was good i fly stateside to hit ya bitch, said she'd be truly happy if u would die ...she got an attraction to tourists, bein with u showed her the beauty in suicide Last edited by Enbombz; 04-24-2018 at 06:47 PM.

04-24-2018, 07:08 PM	#18
warthog. Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 278 Rep Power: 0	turnup dead like a dumb ass gardener or however it went lol.

04-25-2018, 11:17 AM	#19
Mediocrity Brother Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 518 Rep Power: 4919695	Something along the lines of.. “...Roundhouse’ll leave his top spinnin off the rip like a beyblade”

04-25-2018, 11:20 AM	#20
Sharp HE / HIM / FRAC Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: PA Posts: 11,592 Battle Record: 56-21 Accomplishments - 50+ Wins Champed - The Ultimate Writer - NBL Cypher - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12601538	I had a pic battle with split years ago.. I remember a punch along the lines of 'I'm looking a little Shaggy. You look like Downs syndrome Velma' Aside from that it's been a lot of forgettable wordplay... Kinda makes me wanna get into pic battling