THE FINALS: MUFF vs JAY WELSH - MUFF WINS

Joe Boston · 04-13-2018, 08:11 PM

Muff

Ho is ambitious .tried 2 impress w/ sum decent box
She's on the 'Trail to success: Aka " I totally 'Hiked Up' my dress just to 'Reach the Top"
lmfao great opener

Friend of erections . her job hunt had u on the edge of depression
U drove her to Orientation: and upon picking her up she had Completely Lost her Sense of Direction
didn't like this hit too much

^coz she Fkd the entire staff. N that's what set u apart
So bro I KNOW this pic isn't the only time she's been Surrounded by Wood n Stepped on a Heart
Rofl good hit funny af because very relevant to picture

U were infatuated. C'monnn dude it's apparent
u thought she was Head over Heels too? Nah she just sucked dick for those shoes that she's wearin
lmao nice flip

Fun when u met her. Too bad she dumped u for better
Now shes putting her Best Foot Forward . Unfortunately that fkn thing resembles one of a Lepers
nah

Dis lil "British" bitch's snatch wud slurp up a member
So if her bio reads '100 Pounds, Soaking Wet'- its not jus her Weight: its an Ad for services rendered
lmao

Arrested for a prostitution ring. Guaranteed she bargained a grip
N bro ion mean to Fucking Judge..but she did just THAT to get her charges dismissed
lmao keeping em coming nice flip again

U picked her outfit . so ur color coordination should bring some applause
But closest SHE gettin to Color Coordinates is GPS'in MY Blk ass when ur out drinkin w/ Lars
this was ok felt could've worded better

^ N now her conversion is what u seem 2 battle
Girl luvs da BBC: n when she Broke the News u tried drownin urself in the 'English Channel'
lol

Walked in that room excited. Post pic? Mourned her condition
Its Gotta be an Oddjob auditionin to be a Bond Girl when u jus end up in a Porn w/ a Midget
lmao again

Indeed she's pleasin sum cock. U plead that the sleaze wud jus stop
N ion mean to Burst her Bubble but whatever the FUCK that is on her knee needs to be popped
lol

jey

if anxiety over your baby cock don't kill you, hopin excess prescripts will
feels tense cus his Extenze to despise him being reliant on his dick pills
lol cool personal good wordplay

This gunt disgusts me, hangin over a cunt it could never hope to hide
So wide i took a baseball bat to the bitch an didnt touch either side
heard this before old saying so that's why it didn't hit much for me

Right, we tired of the essays.. *sighs* we know its all lies
you act like such a big girls blouse you wrappin yourself around this is no surprise
nah

Look, If you had a chip on your shoulder she'd eat it with sauce
Lmao they say Big is beautiful but she got a body like Christopher Wallace stripped to his smalls
lmao

An LULZ cus muff aint even black, she just darkens what she passes
Cus when she said she's had a thin frame since age six she clearly meant her glasses
roffl nice

She needs classes for her lack of self confidence, shit couldnt be clearer
This bitch is so annorexic even i can see the fat chick looking back in her mirror
this was just ok light hit

Look at her.. im scared to death, im scared to look,
Muffs withdrawal got him shook cus he took one look at her right hand an was hooked
nah

You a half way crook while I take buck shots at deer fool
We both got Game, yet when it comes to head i wouldnt even mount hers to my wall
rhyme scheme was off but funny

Im cool, like a head hunter takin ya head off before your body register
catch a red dot from the 5 that'll burst your bubble, thats shootin the messenger
cool took me a minute I was like is he spitting a text battle bar then I seen the little messenger pop up thing lol cool hit

That nose is so irregular...her face looking ghostly dude
bitch must have powered her nose with the same bag of meth that Joie used
cool

Yo an if she asks "Does my bum look big in this?" just forfeit Muff...
cause she's an elephant in a fuckin basque, corset does!!!!
lol good wordplay too

lots of laughs from mUff in this battle he had like two misses. Jey had some funny hits but also had some misses and light hits. Muff correlated more humor factor here and was more consistent all hits were just creativite and just roasted the pic better.

Good battle I want this to run up another season again really enjoyed this.

04-13-2018, 08:11 PM	#1
Joe Boston Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 929 Battle Record: 8-11 Rep Power: 11092531	Muff Ho is ambitious .tried 2 impress w/ sum decent box She's on the 'Trail to success: Aka " I totally 'Hiked Up' my dress just to 'Reach the Top" lmfao great opener Friend of erections . her job hunt had u on the edge of depression U drove her to Orientation: and upon picking her up she had Completely Lost her Sense of Direction didn't like this hit too much ^coz she Fkd the entire staff. N that's what set u apart So bro I KNOW this pic isn't the only time she's been Surrounded by Wood n Stepped on a Heart Rofl good hit funny af because very relevant to picture U were infatuated. C'monnn dude it's apparent u thought she was Head over Heels too? Nah she just sucked dick for those shoes that she's wearin lmao nice flip Fun when u met her. Too bad she dumped u for better Now shes putting her Best Foot Forward . Unfortunately that fkn thing resembles one of a Lepers nah Dis lil "British" bitch's snatch wud slurp up a member So if her bio reads '100 Pounds, Soaking Wet'- its not jus her Weight: its an Ad for services rendered lmao Arrested for a prostitution ring. Guaranteed she bargained a grip N bro ion mean to Fucking Judge..but she did just THAT to get her charges dismissed lmao keeping em coming nice flip again U picked her outfit . so ur color coordination should bring some applause But closest SHE gettin to Color Coordinates is GPS'in MY Blk ass when ur out drinkin w/ Lars this was ok felt could've worded better ^ N now her conversion is what u seem 2 battle Girl luvs da BBC: n when she Broke the News u tried drownin urself in the 'English Channel' lol Walked in that room excited. Post pic? Mourned her condition Its Gotta be an Oddjob auditionin to be a Bond Girl when u jus end up in a Porn w/ a Midget lmao again Indeed she's pleasin sum cock. U plead that the sleaze wud jus stop N ion mean to Burst her Bubble but whatever the FUCK that is on her knee needs to be popped lol jey if anxiety over your baby cock don't kill you, hopin excess prescripts will feels tense cus his Extenze to despise him being reliant on his dick pills lol cool personal good wordplay This gunt disgusts me, hangin over a cunt it could never hope to hide So wide i took a baseball bat to the bitch an didnt touch either side heard this before old saying so that's why it didn't hit much for me Right, we tired of the essays.. sighs we know its all lies you act like such a big girls blouse you wrappin yourself around this is no surprise nah Look, If you had a chip on your shoulder she'd eat it with sauce Lmao they say Big is beautiful but she got a body like Christopher Wallace stripped to his smalls lmao An LULZ cus muff aint even black, she just darkens what she passes Cus when she said she's had a thin frame since age six she clearly meant her glasses roffl nice She needs classes for her lack of self confidence, shit couldnt be clearer This bitch is so annorexic even i can see the fat chick looking back in her mirror this was just ok light hit Look at her.. im scared to death, im scared to look, Muffs withdrawal got him shook cus he took one look at her right hand an was hooked nah You a half way crook while I take buck shots at deer fool We both got Game, yet when it comes to head i wouldnt even mount hers to my wall rhyme scheme was off but funny Im cool, like a head hunter takin ya head off before your body register catch a red dot from the 5 that'll burst your bubble, thats shootin the messenger cool took me a minute I was like is he spitting a text battle bar then I seen the little messenger pop up thing lol cool hit That nose is so irregular...her face looking ghostly dude bitch must have powered her nose with the same bag of meth that Joie used cool Yo an if she asks "Does my bum look big in this?" just forfeit Muff... cause she's an elephant in a fuckin basque, corset does!!!! lol good wordplay too lots of laughs from mUff in this battle he had like two misses. Jey had some funny hits but also had some misses and light hits. Muff correlated more humor factor here and was more consistent all hits were just creativite and just roasted the pic better. Good battle I want this to run up another season again really enjoyed this.