THE FINALS: MUFF vs JAY WELSH - MUFF WINS

[Geno]

Muffy
Ho is ambitious .tried 2 impress w/ sum decent box
She's on the 'Trail to success: Aka " I totally 'Hiked Up' my dress just to 'Reach the Top"
lmao dope opener. Landed well
Friend of erections . her job hunt had u on the edge of depression
U drove her to Orientation: and upon picking her up she had Completely Lost her Sense of Direction
wasnt a big fan of this bar. Opener better
^coz she Fkd the entire staff. N that's what set u apart
So bro I KNOW this pic isn't the only time she's been Surrounded by Wood n Stepped on a Heart
this was dope lmao. Had to look to peep the heart and ya lmaoo. Shit looks one lmfao. Dope bar
U were infatuated. C'monnn dude it's apparent
u thought she was Head over Heels too? Nah she just sucked dick for those shoes that she's wearin
this was dope. Landed solid. Killing her character so far
Fun when u met her. Too bad she dumped u for better
Now shes putting her Best Foot Forward . Unfortunately that fkn thing resembles one of a Lepers
didnt like this much
Dis lil "British" bitch's snatch wud slurp up a member
So if her bio reads '100 Pounds, Soaking Wet'- its not jus her Weight: its an Ad for services rendered
lol ok. This was funny lol
Arrested for a prostitution ring. Guaranteed she bargained a grip
N bro ion mean to Fucking Judge..but she did just THAT to get her charges dismissed
this was solid. Lol. Killing ole girl
U picked her outfit . so ur color coordination should bring some applause
But closest SHE gettin to Color Coordinates is GPS'in MY Blk ass when ur out drinkin w/ Lars
lol. This was cool. Almost thought u had a gps in ur blk ass for a second. Had to read again to see what you did lmao. Good shit though
^ N now her conversion is what u seem 2 battle
Girl luvs da BBC: n when she Broke the News u tried drownin urself in the 'English Channel'
ok. Lol
Walked in that room excited. Post pic? Mourned her condition
Its Gotta be an Oddjob auditionin to be a Bond Girl when u jus end up in a Porn w/ a Midget
lol. Ok.
Indeed she's pleasin sum cock. U plead that the sleaze wud jus stop
N ion mean to Burst her Bubble but whatever the FUCK that is on her knee needs to be popped
lol. Frill wtf is that though? Lol


Jay Welsh
f anxiety over your baby cock don't kill you, hopin excess prescripts will
feels tense cus his Extenze to despise him being reliant on his dick pills
lol. Nice. Good flip of the discussion shit lol
This gunt disgusts me, hangin over a cunt it could never hope to hide
So wide i took a baseball bat to the bitch an didnt touch either side
not a big fan of this one.
Right, we tired of the essays.. *sighs* we know its all lies
you act like such a big girls blouse you wrappin yourself around this is no surprise
nah didnt like this
Look, If you had a chip on your shoulder she'd eat it with sauce
Lmao they say Big is beautiful but she got a body like Christopher Wallace stripped to his smalls
lol. Cool.
An LULZ cus muff aint even black, she just darkens what she passes
Cus when she said she's had a thin frame since age six she clearly meant her glasses
ok lol. This was decent
She needs classes for her lack of self confidence, shit couldnt be clearer
This bitch is so annorexic even i can see the fat chick looking back in her mirror
not the hardest bar but ok
Look at her.. im scared to death, im scared to look,
Muffs withdrawal got him shook cus he took one look at her right hand an was hooked
ok. Trying to go off visuals but didnt land very hard
You a half way crook while I take buck shots at deer fool
We both got Game, yet when it comes to head i wouldnt even mount hers to my wall
asside from not rhyming very well.. Thought the punch was lol. The scheme fuck up hurts tho imo
Im cool, like a head hunter takin ya head off before your body register
catch a red dot from the 5 that'll burst your bubble, thats shootin the messenger
ok. Concept is cool but dont feel like it landed well. Wording off a bit maybe
That nose is so irregular...her face looking ghostly dude
bitch must have powered her nose with the same bag of meth that Joie used
ok cool. Thought it coulda been worded a bit better to hit harder.
Yo an if she asks "Does my bum look big in this?" just forfeit Muff...
cause she's an elephant in a fuckin basque, corset does!!
lol ok not horrible

Had fun reading this guys. Muff thought you came pretty good man. Solid verse overall with very few weak spots. Maybe a concept or two ive seen before but still killed this chicks character pretty nicely and had some lols.

Jay. Yours was hit or miss. Opener was hardest line for you imo. Had a couple joints sprinkled in that were good but seemed like a few of your ideas were just worded bad and didnt have much impact man. Not enough ammo? Idk. You came harder in some of your previous battles imo.

Having said that. I got muff here with more consistency and more hits tbr. Jays ooener was fire imo but it just didnt hold up to a verse that ad more punches landing. Good show though fellaz. This shit was a dope funny ass ride. Enjoyed it all the way.

In the end.. I got
V-El Muffins for the W