Two Things: Should I smash my neighbor? And Is plain lizard edible?

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by My Mouths a Penis Pump

One things for sure is I suck at flirting in Spanish but yeah if it came to it I’d just have to shoot my shot as is.

Would this turn into a side fling though? Like would it become an arrangement of “let’s fuck” when nobody els is home?

This shit can’t cut into my gym/meal prep time man

Yes. She has a her own thing going . n you two are neighbors . Only route to be taken is exactly that

If she starts looking for a savior then you immediately get amnesia . can't speak Spanish anymore

Just be careful though . do u really want a constant enemy as ur next door neighbor. I'm talking the husband . yeah u gotta feel shit out once u get her past the introductory phase . she might fuck around n give u the pussy n go home like "FUCK U RAUL " n then proceed to be up your ass

U really gotta like keep ur antennae up . id do it and HAVE but stay vigilant .