THE FINALS: MUFF vs JAY WELSH - MUFF WINS

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by sraL

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Ho is ambitious .tried 2 impress w/ sum decent box
She's on the 'Trail to success: Aka " I totally 'Hiked Up' my dress just to 'Reach the Top"
Friend of erections . her job hunt had u on the edge of depression
U drove her to Orientation: and upon picking her up she had Completely Lost her Sense of Direction
^coz she Fkd the entire staff. N that's what set u apart
So bro I KNOW this pic isn't the only time she's been Surrounded by Wood n Stepped on a Heart
U were infatuated. C'monnn dude it's apparent
u thought she was Head over Heels too? Nah she just sucked dick for those shoes that she's wearin
Fun when u met her. Too bad she dumped u for better
Now shes putting her Best Foot Forward . Unfortunately that fkn thing resembles one of a Lepers
Dis lil "British" bitch's snatch wud slurp up a member
So if her bio reads '100 Pounds, Soaking Wet'- its not jus her Weight: its an Ad for services rendered
Arrested for a prostitution ring. Guaranteed she bargained a grip
N bro ion mean to Fucking Judge..but she did just THAT to get her charges dismissed
U picked her outfit . so ur color coordination should bring some applause
But closest SHE gettin to Color Coordinates is GPS'in MY Blk ass when ur out drinkin w/ Lars
^ N now her conversion is what u seem 2 battle
Girl luvs da BBC: n when she Broke the News u tried drownin urself in the 'English Channel'
Walked in that room excited. Post pic? Mourned her condition
Its Gotta be an Oddjob auditionin to be a Bond Girl when u jus end up in a Porn w/ a Midget
Indeed she's pleasin sum cock. U plead that the sleaze wud jus stop
N ion mean to Burst her Bubble but whatever the FUCK that is on her knee needs to be popped


This was difficult lol

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22 @Jay Welsh

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