CHAMPIONSHIP: Schadenfreude 8-3 vs Alvin Karpis 9-4 - SCHADENFREUDE WINS

Cred · 03-26-2018, 11:58 PM

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday MARCH 29th and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

Minimum of 8, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.

Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ

FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE!
THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT VOTING RECENTLY, IF THERE IS SOMEONE WHO YOU DON’T WANT TO VOTE IN YOUR BATTLE YOU MUST STATE THEIR NAME IN YOUR CHECK IN. IF IT’S A CRAZY AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THEN SORRY YOU’RE JUST A BITCH AND ALL VOTES WILL COUNT. AS PER ORC

@Schadenfreude @Alvin Karpis

Alvin Karpis · 03-27-2018, 08:27 PM

In, 16?

Schadenfreude · 03-27-2018, 09:10 PM

That'll work.

Alvin Karpis · 03-29-2018, 09:01 PM

German name, black, proverbial spanish quotes in the sig...lol

got it...

The most overrated I’ve seen on here, you’re the worse clown
You Thot Tourneys were your thing...then got bodied in the 1st round
Call my goon to get you snuffed at ya crib, fuck rhymes
Watch Dog be infront of ya window like a Mcgruff sign
You’re trash dawg, This sucka I’ll be deadin
I’m stompin ya glass jaw, in honor of Knuckleheads weddin
You blew ya spot, choose. Ooze or glock?
Or get that Stick to ya Stomach, that’s comfort food for thought
I hate undercover cocky Nazis, you’re not a thug
In gym class the coach had everyone fired up....& you got a chub
Get a fuckin clue, it’s that ether, nothin new
It’s disturbing you’re idea of a slow burn... involves a bunch of Jews
You got that plain style..bitches don’t think you’re a clever guy
They just laugh & say you aint the WrightBrother, cuz you never fly...

Schadenfreude · 03-29-2018, 09:36 PM

Ole brick headed bastard, look..

YOU’VE always been overrated, the hiatus didn’t help w/ that
pussy yo reputation went from ‘Welcome Back’ right to welcome mat.
Ain’t even good as your younger average self, let it go damn
incapable of constructing sum’n solid.. even w/the head of a Legoman.
Clownish fag, stick to corny jokes, leave the gun rhymin’ alone
while I’m instinctive w/ this SkyNet tech - it’s got a mind of it’s own.
Shoot up blockhead then shoot up the block vigil..aim’s mean
three sparks to your dome’ll give you the same helmut as ya fav team.
Stubborn idiot won’t adapt new bars like you’ll never need ‘em
loser the only thing dynamic bout your verse is you barely beat him.
Can hate like ya don’t already know yo chances are far flung..
acting as if you can’t see the mismatch. Bet you even suck at mahjong.
Simple ass punches never land the way you plan or steer ‘em
cuz you’re always opposite of the right angles - pythagorean theorem.

..BODY.

Incredible · 03-30-2018, 09:55 PM

Alvin Karpis:

"The most overrated I’ve seen on here, you’re the worse clown
You Thot Tourneys were your thing...then got bodied in the 1st round"

"Call my goon to get you snuffed at ya crib, fuck rhymes
Watch Dog be infront of ya window like a Mcgruff sign"

"You blew ya spot, choose. Ooze or glock?
Or get that Stick to ya Stomach, that’s comfort food for thought"

"You got that plain style..bitches don’t think you’re a clever guy
They just laugh & say you aint the WrightBrother, cuz you never fly"

Schadenfreude:

"YOU’VE always been overrated, the hiatus didn’t help w/ that
pussy yo reputation went from ‘Welcome Back’ right to welcome mat."

"Ain’t even good as your younger average self, let it go damn
incapable of constructing sum’n solid.. even w/the head of a Legoman."

"Stubborn idiot won’t adapt new bars like you’ll never need ‘em
loser the only thing dynamic bout your verse is you barely beat him"

Overall I think this was a good battle nothing that I personally can critique on, both and a good flowing verse. I think AK had at least one other quotable I just posted my favs. That being said in just my opinion I think maybe the majhong line didn't do the damage it could've. And I wasn't really feeling the helmut line either. But feel like Alvin didn't really have anything I didn't like, glass jaw felt was just ok, and the chub one was pretty funny. So I'm going to have to vote for Alvin Karpis. Props for good showing.

ill nik-A · 03-31-2018, 09:59 AM

I got Alvin on a close one

Opener, mcgruff and Knuck Line was lol, chub I didn’t like and the ender was koo

Schad. Welcome mat was aight on an old concept, the LEGO joint was lotb. Dynamic was soso. Steelers was meh ok I guess. Sky net I didn’t like at all. Seen ur ender before, don’t remember but yeah

Habitat · 04-01-2018, 01:24 PM

Thot tourneys
Watch dog

Vs

Welcome mat
Legoman head
Dynamic

This is close as fuck to me. Got shad with one more quote tho. There was a personal on each side I didn't get so even if they both hit I'd still have shad. Could go either way depending on preference.

v/shad

Suthaveli · 04-01-2018, 04:06 PM

Call my goon to get you snuffed at ya crib, fuck rhymes
Watch Dog be infront of ya window like a Mcgruff sign
You blew ya spot, choose. Ooze or glock?
Or get that Stick to ya Stomach, that’s comfort food for thought

vs

YOU’VE always been overrated, the hiatus didn’t help w/ that
pussy yo reputation went from ‘Welcome Back’ right to welcome mat.
Clownish fag, stick to corny jokes, leave the gun rhymin’ alone
while I’m instinctive w/ this SkyNet tech - it’s got a mind of it’s own.
Stubborn idiot won’t adapt new bars like you’ll never need ‘em
loser the only thing dynamic bout your verse is you barely beat him.
Simple ass punches never land the way you plan or steer ‘em
cuz you’re always opposite of the right angles - pythagorean theorem.

ok.

Alvin, idk. Ur shit has dope wrding but some bars can come off vry bazooka joe'ish imo. ya shit always reads smooth, but i guess some of the jokes don't transfer over well for me atleast. when ya bars hit, they def hit tho due to how smooth ya transition are w.how ya word it. but yea, just my opinion.

Schad verses are typically consistent imo. He hasn't had pop out lines but u get a very steadily consistent verse from him. I still remember that hands on sight/peek-a-boo bar. I feel as of lately since i've been back, ya verses haven't had as hard hittin bars as that. but u usually hardly ever hv a bad bar in ya verses.

mvgt- @Schadenfreude

Blue Bayou · 04-01-2018, 07:52 PM

The most overrated I’ve seen on here, you’re the worse clown
You Thot Tourneys were your thing...then got bodied in the 1st round
easy/straightforward personal, okay opener
Call my goon to get you snuffed at ya crib, fuck rhymes
Watch Dog be infront of ya window like a Mcgruff sign
cool attack line, fresh concept
You’re trash dawg, This sucka I’ll be deadin
I’m stompin ya glass jaw, in honor of Knuckleheads weddin
nah, punch lacks
You blew ya spot, choose. Ooze or glock?
Or get that Stick to ya Stomach, that’s comfort food for thought
pretty dece, worded well
I hate undercover cocky Nazis, you’re not a thug
In gym class the coach had everyone fired up....& you got a chub
not a fan
Get a fuckin clue, it’s that ether, nothin new
It’s disturbing you’re idea of a slow burn... involves a bunch of Jews
lol, decent at best but chuckle worthy Nazi punch
You got that plain style..bitches don’t think you’re a clever guy
They just laugh & say you aint the WrightBrother, cuz you never fly...
they did fly, this desnt work

vs.

YOU’VE always been overrated, the hiatus didn’t help w/ that
pussy yo reputation went from ‘Welcome Back’ right to welcome mat.
lol, pretty basic but the nice wording made it hit to me
Ain’t even good as your younger average self, let it go damn
incapable of constructing sum’n solid.. even w/the head of a Legoman.
lol not bad
Clownish fag, stick to corny jokes, leave the gun rhymin’ alone
while I’m instinctive w/ this SkyNet tech - it’s got a mind of it’s own.
decent attack line
Shoot up blockhead then shoot up the block vigil..aim’s mean
three sparks to your dome’ll give you the same helmut as ya fav team.
cool
Stubborn idiot won’t adapt new bars like you’ll never need ‘em
loser the only thing dynamic bout your verse is you barely beat him.
nah, too easy even with the personal
Can hate like ya don’t already know yo chances are far flung..
acting as if you can’t see the mismatch. Bet you even suck at mahjong.
dece
Simple ass punches never land the way you plan or steer ‘em
cuz you’re always opposite of the right angles - pythagorean theorem.
lol don't recall seeing this before, cool idea

Decent battle, both on and off.... I've got Schade edged it

Concrete · 04-01-2018, 10:56 PM

AK; 1, cool. 2, okey. 3, unfamliar with the wedding and its relation to glass jaws. 4, Ok, tho food for thought aint exactly new. 5, okay if he hates jews I guess. 6, nice finisher.

Schaden; 1, cool, interesting both claims other is overrated. 2, ok, don't think I've seen a lego punch before. 3, dont see how it relates to AK. 4, why not. 5, aight. 6, kinda light. 6, approved.

Pretty close, both had pretty clean verses with some hits and jabs, I think AKs first and last bar landed well, while Schaden was more aggressive overall, and a tad more creative with less obscure(for me) concepts. Yeah, after re-reading I think Schaden edged it.

Lyfzaa Gamble · 04-02-2018, 01:05 AM

The most overrated I’ve seen on here, you’re the worse clown
You Thot Tourneys were your thing...then got bodied in the 1st round

Ok opener

Call my goon to get you snuffed at ya crib, fuck rhymes
Watch Dog be infront of ya window like a Mcgruff signfat wife

Nice personal

You’re trash dawg, This sucka I’ll be deadin
I’m stompin ya glass jaw, in honor of Knuckleheads weddin

Decent

You blew ya spot, choose. Ooze or glock?fat wife
Or get that Stick to ya Stomach, that’s comfort food for thought

Okay

I hate undercover cocky Nazis, you’re not a thugfat wife
In gym class the coach had everyone fired up....& you got a chub

Eh not feeling

Get a fuckin clue, it’s that ether, nothin new
It’s disturbing you’re idea of a slow burn... involves a bunch of Jews

Nice

You got that plain style..bitches don’t think you’re a clever guy
They just laugh & say you aint the WrightBrother, cuz you never fly...

Dope finisher your best bar

__________________

YOU’VE always been overrated, the hiatus didn’t help w/ that
pussy yo reputation went from ‘Welcome Back’ right to welcome mat.

Lol nice

Ain’t even good as your younger average self, let it go damnfat wife
incapable of constructing sum’n solid.. even w/the head of a Legoman.

Okay

Clownish fag, stick to corny jokes, leave the gun rhymin’ alone
while I’m instinctive w/ this SkyNet tech - it’s got a mind of it’s own.

Dope

Shoot up blockhead then shoot up the block vigil..aim’s mean
three sparks to your dome’ll give you the same helmut as ya fav team.

Alright cool concept could've been worded better

Stubborn idiot won’t adapt new bars like you’ll never need ‘em
loser the only thing dynamic bout your verse is you barely beat him.

Okay personal

Can hate like ya don’t already know yo chances are far flung..
acting as if you can’t see the mismatch. Bet you even suck at mahjong.

Lol okay

Simple ass punches never land the way you plan or steer ‘em
cuz you’re always opposite of the right angles - pythagorean theorem.

Sick finisher

Overall decent battle, def expected more from Ak, shad was more consistent gotta give it to him. Good battle fellas.

Vote Schad

03-26-2018, 11:58 PM	#1
Cred The Biggest Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 3,254 Battle Record: 67-32 Accomplishments - Gun Bar King Champed - Fight Night 3 - Fight Night 10 - Fight Night 12 - Battle Arena League Rep Power: 85899383	CHAMPIONSHIP: Schadenfreude 8-3 vs Alvin Karpis 9-4 - SCHADENFREUDE WINS Rules Due Dates: Verses are due Thursday MARCH 29th and will be open until Sunday. Battles that lack votes may close later. One sided battles may get closed early. Extensions are 24 hours Line Limit: Minimum of 8, maximum of 16 If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first. Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE! THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT VOTING RECENTLY, IF THERE IS SOMEONE WHO YOU DON’T WANT TO VOTE IN YOUR BATTLE YOU MUST STATE THEIR NAME IN YOUR CHECK IN. IF IT’S A CRAZY AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THEN SORRY YOU’RE JUST A BITCH AND ALL VOTES WILL COUNT. AS PER ORC @Schadenfreude @Alvin Karpis

03-27-2018, 09:10 PM	#3
Schadenfreude Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!! Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1,408 Battle Record: 42-22 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Tag Team Titles - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 21049084	That'll work. __________________ Aali hupatikana kwa ghali.

03-29-2018, 09:01 PM	#4
Alvin Karpis 2020 Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 647 Battle Record: 34-12 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Summer Classic V - Summer Classic IV - NBL Season 7 - BA Swag and Flow - BA Swag & Flow Tournament II - BA Tag - BA Tag Tournament IV Rep Power: 4052847	German name, black, proverbial spanish quotes in the sig...lol got it... The most overrated I’ve seen on here, you’re the worse clown You Thot Tourneys were your thing...then got bodied in the 1st round Call my goon to get you snuffed at ya crib, fuck rhymes Watch Dog be infront of ya window like a Mcgruff sign You’re trash dawg, This sucka I’ll be deadin I’m stompin ya glass jaw, in honor of Knuckleheads weddin You blew ya spot, choose. Ooze or glock? Or get that Stick to ya Stomach, that’s comfort food for thought I hate undercover cocky Nazis, you’re not a thug In gym class the coach had everyone fired up....& you got a chub Get a fuckin clue, it’s that ether, nothin new It’s disturbing you’re idea of a slow burn... involves a bunch of Jews You got that plain style..bitches don’t think you’re a clever guy They just laugh & say you aint the WrightBrother, cuz you never fly... Last edited by Alvin Karpis; 03-29-2018 at 09:06 PM.

03-31-2018, 09:59 AM	#7
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,420 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164519	I got Alvin on a close one Opener, mcgruff and Knuck Line was lol, chub I didn’t like and the ender was koo Schad. Welcome mat was aight on an old concept, the LEGO joint was lotb. Dynamic was soso. Steelers was meh ok I guess. Sky net I didn’t like at all. Seen ur ender before, don’t remember but yeah __________________ Grumpy old man.

04-01-2018, 01:24 PM	#8
Habitat Make my day Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 742 Battle Record: 8-6 Champed - 1-2 LR Tournament Rep Power: 7519561	Thot tourneys Watch dog Vs Welcome mat Legoman head Dynamic This is close as fuck to me. Got shad with one more quote tho. There was a personal on each side I didn't get so even if they both hit I'd still have shad. Could go either way depending on preference. v/shad __________________

03-27-2018, 08:27 PM	#2
Alvin Karpis 2020 Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 647 Battle Record: 34-12 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Summer Classic V - Summer Classic IV - NBL Season 7 - BA Swag and Flow - BA Swag & Flow Tournament II - BA Tag - BA Tag Tournament IV Rep Power: 4052847	In, 16?

03-29-2018, 09:36 PM	#5
Schadenfreude Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!! Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1,408 Battle Record: 42-22 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Tag Team Titles - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 21049084	Ole brick headed bastard, look.. YOU’VE always been overrated, the hiatus didn’t help w/ that pussy yo reputation went from ‘Welcome Back’ right to welcome mat. Ain’t even good as your younger average self, let it go damn incapable of constructing sum’n solid.. even w/the head of a Legoman. Clownish fag, stick to corny jokes, leave the gun rhymin’ alone while I’m instinctive w/ this SkyNet tech - it’s got a mind of it’s own. Shoot up blockhead then shoot up the block vigil..aim’s mean three sparks to your dome’ll give you the same helmut as ya fav team. Stubborn idiot won’t adapt new bars like you’ll never need ‘em loser the only thing dynamic bout your verse is you barely beat him. Can hate like ya don’t already know yo chances are far flung.. acting as if you can’t see the mismatch. Bet you even suck at mahjong. Simple ass punches never land the way you plan or steer ‘em cuz you’re always opposite of the right angles - pythagorean theorem. ..BODY.

03-30-2018, 09:55 PM	#6
Incredible Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,484 Battle Record: 6-15 Rep Power: 25972895	Alvin Karpis: "The most overrated I’ve seen on here, you’re the worse clown You Thot Tourneys were your thing...then got bodied in the 1st round" "Call my goon to get you snuffed at ya crib, fuck rhymes Watch Dog be infront of ya window like a Mcgruff sign" "You blew ya spot, choose. Ooze or glock? Or get that Stick to ya Stomach, that’s comfort food for thought" "You got that plain style..bitches don’t think you’re a clever guy They just laugh & say you aint the WrightBrother, cuz you never fly" Schadenfreude: "YOU’VE always been overrated, the hiatus didn’t help w/ that pussy yo reputation went from ‘Welcome Back’ right to welcome mat." "Ain’t even good as your younger average self, let it go damn incapable of constructing sum’n solid.. even w/the head of a Legoman." "Stubborn idiot won’t adapt new bars like you’ll never need ‘em loser the only thing dynamic bout your verse is you barely beat him" Overall I think this was a good battle nothing that I personally can critique on, both and a good flowing verse. I think AK had at least one other quotable I just posted my favs. That being said in just my opinion I think maybe the majhong line didn't do the damage it could've. And I wasn't really feeling the helmut line either. But feel like Alvin didn't really have anything I didn't like, glass jaw felt was just ok, and the chub one was pretty funny. So I'm going to have to vote for Alvin Karpis. Props for good showing.

04-01-2018, 04:06 PM	#9
Suthaveli Prayers won't help. Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Baltimore, Md Posts: 851 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 16534023	Call my goon to get you snuffed at ya crib, fuck rhymes Watch Dog be infront of ya window like a Mcgruff sign You blew ya spot, choose. Ooze or glock? Or get that Stick to ya Stomach, that’s comfort food for thought vs YOU’VE always been overrated, the hiatus didn’t help w/ that pussy yo reputation went from ‘Welcome Back’ right to welcome mat. Clownish fag, stick to corny jokes, leave the gun rhymin’ alone while I’m instinctive w/ this SkyNet tech - it’s got a mind of it’s own. Stubborn idiot won’t adapt new bars like you’ll never need ‘em loser the only thing dynamic bout your verse is you barely beat him. Simple ass punches never land the way you plan or steer ‘em cuz you’re always opposite of the right angles - pythagorean theorem. ok. Alvin, idk. Ur shit has dope wrding but some bars can come off vry bazooka joe'ish imo. ya shit always reads smooth, but i guess some of the jokes don't transfer over well for me atleast. when ya bars hit, they def hit tho due to how smooth ya transition are w.how ya word it. but yea, just my opinion. Schad verses are typically consistent imo. He hasn't had pop out lines but u get a very steadily consistent verse from him. I still remember that hands on sight/peek-a-boo bar. I feel as of lately since i've been back, ya verses haven't had as hard hittin bars as that. but u usually hardly ever hv a bad bar in ya verses. mvgt- @Schadenfreude

04-01-2018, 07:52 PM	#10
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,098 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502335	The most overrated I’ve seen on here, you’re the worse clown You Thot Tourneys were your thing...then got bodied in the 1st round easy/straightforward personal, okay opener Call my goon to get you snuffed at ya crib, fuck rhymes Watch Dog be infront of ya window like a Mcgruff sign cool attack line, fresh concept You’re trash dawg, This sucka I’ll be deadin I’m stompin ya glass jaw, in honor of Knuckleheads weddin nah, punch lacks You blew ya spot, choose. Ooze or glock? Or get that Stick to ya Stomach, that’s comfort food for thought pretty dece, worded well I hate undercover cocky Nazis, you’re not a thug In gym class the coach had everyone fired up....& you got a chub not a fan Get a fuckin clue, it’s that ether, nothin new It’s disturbing you’re idea of a slow burn... involves a bunch of Jews lol, decent at best but chuckle worthy Nazi punch You got that plain style..bitches don’t think you’re a clever guy They just laugh & say you aint the WrightBrother, cuz you never fly... they did fly, this desnt work vs. YOU’VE always been overrated, the hiatus didn’t help w/ that pussy yo reputation went from ‘Welcome Back’ right to welcome mat. lol, pretty basic but the nice wording made it hit to me Ain’t even good as your younger average self, let it go damn incapable of constructing sum’n solid.. even w/the head of a Legoman. lol not bad Clownish fag, stick to corny jokes, leave the gun rhymin’ alone while I’m instinctive w/ this SkyNet tech - it’s got a mind of it’s own. decent attack line Shoot up blockhead then shoot up the block vigil..aim’s mean three sparks to your dome’ll give you the same helmut as ya fav team. cool Stubborn idiot won’t adapt new bars like you’ll never need ‘em loser the only thing dynamic bout your verse is you barely beat him. nah, too easy even with the personal Can hate like ya don’t already know yo chances are far flung.. acting as if you can’t see the mismatch. Bet you even suck at mahjong. dece Simple ass punches never land the way you plan or steer ‘em cuz you’re always opposite of the right angles - pythagorean theorem. lol don't recall seeing this before, cool idea Decent battle, both on and off.... I've got Schade edged it __________________ "I shit myself I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip

04-01-2018, 10:56 PM	#11
Concrete Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Oslo Posts: 179 Battle Record: 5-0 Rep Power: 2158978	AK; 1, cool. 2, okey. 3, unfamliar with the wedding and its relation to glass jaws. 4, Ok, tho food for thought aint exactly new. 5, okay if he hates jews I guess. 6, nice finisher. Schaden; 1, cool, interesting both claims other is overrated. 2, ok, don't think I've seen a lego punch before. 3, dont see how it relates to AK. 4, why not. 5, aight. 6, kinda light. 6, approved. Pretty close, both had pretty clean verses with some hits and jabs, I think AKs first and last bar landed well, while Schaden was more aggressive overall, and a tad more creative with less obscure(for me) concepts. Yeah, after re-reading I think Schaden edged it.