CHAMPIONSHIP: Schadenfreude 8-3 vs Alvin Karpis 9-4 - SCHADENFREUDE WINS

Schadenfreude · 03-29-2018, 09:36 PM

Ole brick headed bastard, look..

YOU’VE always been overrated, the hiatus didn’t help w/ that
pussy yo reputation went from ‘Welcome Back’ right to welcome mat.
Ain’t even good as your younger average self, let it go damn
incapable of constructing sum’n solid.. even w/the head of a Legoman.
Clownish fag, stick to corny jokes, leave the gun rhymin’ alone
while I’m instinctive w/ this SkyNet tech - it’s got a mind of it’s own.
Shoot up blockhead then shoot up the block vigil..aim’s mean
three sparks to your dome’ll give you the same helmut as ya fav team.
Stubborn idiot won’t adapt new bars like you’ll never need ‘em
loser the only thing dynamic bout your verse is you barely beat him.
Can hate like ya don’t already know yo chances are far flung..
acting as if you can’t see the mismatch. Bet you even suck at mahjong.
Simple ass punches never land the way you plan or steer ‘em
cuz you’re always opposite of the right angles - pythagorean theorem.

..BODY.

Incredible · 03-30-2018, 09:55 PM

Alvin Karpis:

"The most overrated I’ve seen on here, you’re the worse clown
You Thot Tourneys were your thing...then got bodied in the 1st round"

"Call my goon to get you snuffed at ya crib, fuck rhymes
Watch Dog be infront of ya window like a Mcgruff sign"

"You blew ya spot, choose. Ooze or glock?
Or get that Stick to ya Stomach, that’s comfort food for thought"

"You got that plain style..bitches don’t think you’re a clever guy
They just laugh & say you aint the WrightBrother, cuz you never fly"

Schadenfreude:

"YOU’VE always been overrated, the hiatus didn’t help w/ that
pussy yo reputation went from ‘Welcome Back’ right to welcome mat."

"Ain’t even good as your younger average self, let it go damn
incapable of constructing sum’n solid.. even w/the head of a Legoman."

"Stubborn idiot won’t adapt new bars like you’ll never need ‘em
loser the only thing dynamic bout your verse is you barely beat him"

Overall I think this was a good battle nothing that I personally can critique on, both and a good flowing verse. I think AK had at least one other quotable I just posted my favs. That being said in just my opinion I think maybe the majhong line didn't do the damage it could've. And I wasn't really feeling the helmut line either. But feel like Alvin didn't really have anything I didn't like, glass jaw felt was just ok, and the chub one was pretty funny. So I'm going to have to vote for Alvin Karpis. Props for good showing.

03-29-2018, 09:36 PM	#1
Schadenfreude Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!! Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1,408 Battle Record: 42-22 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Tag Team Titles - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 21049084	Ole brick headed bastard, look.. YOU’VE always been overrated, the hiatus didn’t help w/ that pussy yo reputation went from ‘Welcome Back’ right to welcome mat. Ain’t even good as your younger average self, let it go damn incapable of constructing sum’n solid.. even w/the head of a Legoman. Clownish fag, stick to corny jokes, leave the gun rhymin’ alone while I’m instinctive w/ this SkyNet tech - it’s got a mind of it’s own. Shoot up blockhead then shoot up the block vigil..aim’s mean three sparks to your dome’ll give you the same helmut as ya fav team. Stubborn idiot won’t adapt new bars like you’ll never need ‘em loser the only thing dynamic bout your verse is you barely beat him. Can hate like ya don’t already know yo chances are far flung.. acting as if you can’t see the mismatch. Bet you even suck at mahjong. Simple ass punches never land the way you plan or steer ‘em cuz you’re always opposite of the right angles - pythagorean theorem. ..BODY.

03-30-2018, 09:55 PM	#2
Incredible Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 1,484 Battle Record: 6-15 Rep Power: 25972895	Alvin Karpis: "The most overrated I’ve seen on here, you’re the worse clown You Thot Tourneys were your thing...then got bodied in the 1st round" "Call my goon to get you snuffed at ya crib, fuck rhymes Watch Dog be infront of ya window like a Mcgruff sign" "You blew ya spot, choose. Ooze or glock? Or get that Stick to ya Stomach, that’s comfort food for thought" "You got that plain style..bitches don’t think you’re a clever guy They just laugh & say you aint the WrightBrother, cuz you never fly" Schadenfreude: "YOU’VE always been overrated, the hiatus didn’t help w/ that pussy yo reputation went from ‘Welcome Back’ right to welcome mat." "Ain’t even good as your younger average self, let it go damn incapable of constructing sum’n solid.. even w/the head of a Legoman." "Stubborn idiot won’t adapt new bars like you’ll never need ‘em loser the only thing dynamic bout your verse is you barely beat him" Overall I think this was a good battle nothing that I personally can critique on, both and a good flowing verse. I think AK had at least one other quotable I just posted my favs. That being said in just my opinion I think maybe the majhong line didn't do the damage it could've. And I wasn't really feeling the helmut line either. But feel like Alvin didn't really have anything I didn't like, glass jaw felt was just ok, and the chub one was pretty funny. So I'm going to have to vote for Alvin Karpis. Props for good showing.