if this site is still around

[uh-oh]

NAH

i live under the delusion that i could have a catastrophic cardiac event at any moment

so with that logic, actually saving money or investing in anything that doesn't give me immediate enjoyment just seems foolish, and any money i do have that doesn't get spent is doing a disservice to the fleeting moments i have on this mote of dust in the abyss of the all

in all seriousness though i don't know if i posted it here somewhere but i am dirtballing it up until i'm 30

buying pussy, fast food, cigs, liquor and all forms of debauchery, trashing my body for the next year and a half.

when i turn 30 im turning it around. and by turning it around i mean living like a normal human.

until then i am a glutton of pleasure and enjoyment

i don't think you seen the part where i bought 200 OF THESE