WEEK VIII: Candy vs 2tripple0[2trip wins]

ACTIVATE SELF · 03-04-2018, 11:14 AM

Candy: You're clearly a 15 and a half year old South Korean nerd (presumably a guy with a bowl cut and pudgy gut), who's spazzing the fuck out from a sugar overload caused by one too many pixie sticks. I assume you wrote this verse in a tiny, space efficient room, littered with bug eyed-stuffed aliens, DBZ posters, and Anime figurines. You're girlfriend is virtual and requires many crypto-tokens to even acknowledge your Mushroom Princess underpants wearing existence. With that said, your words read like your keyboard is fuckin drunk or high or is somehow struggling to translate from Sanskrit into English; which I know makes no logical sense whatsoever. Well, usually it wouldn't. But today, after reading your algorithm, I think we need not apply any logic to a verse written by a heartbroken Teletubby on LSD. But, thank you for the hit. I needed that.

Vote - 230 because Candy is clearly a troll.

03-04-2018, 11:14 AM	#1
ACTIVATE SELF Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 783 Battle Record: 2-1 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 19584278	Candy: You're clearly a 15 and a half year old South Korean nerd (presumably a guy with a bowl cut and pudgy gut), who's spazzing the fuck out from a sugar overload caused by one too many pixie sticks. I assume you wrote this verse in a tiny, space efficient room, littered with bug eyed-stuffed aliens, DBZ posters, and Anime figurines. You're girlfriend is virtual and requires many crypto-tokens to even acknowledge your Mushroom Princess underpants wearing existence. With that said, your words read like your keyboard is fuckin drunk or high or is somehow struggling to translate from Sanskrit into English; which I know makes no logical sense whatsoever. Well, usually it wouldn't. But today, after reading your algorithm, I think we need not apply any logic to a verse written by a heartbroken Teletubby on LSD. But, thank you for the hit. I needed that. Vote - 230 because Candy is clearly a troll. Last edited by ACTIVATE SELF; 03-04-2018 at 11:36 AM.