LMAO ROAST OF ADONIS WIFE!!!

Vulgar · 02-28-2018, 09:32 PM

Is that a washed up Gisele Bündchen?
that 10 months in, revealed that she was motel sluttin'
I'm glad you backed out in time 'cause that'd be a dead groom
Goldie Hawn in the face. Bill Goldberg in the bedroom
Wouldn't take a bullet for you but she'd put some lead in your schlong
You should've went for Reese Witherspoon if u were looking for pleasant & blonde
Don't get me wrong, she has seductive eyes. But her mouth? It seems ass
Her morning breath killed Krueger and she made his sweater into a sleep mask
Her advice to you for broadcasting for the net was "pick your shtick and get a feel"
then she got hold of your webcam & fingered herself into a business deal

02-28-2018, 09:32 PM	#1
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Is that a washed up Gisele Bündchen? that 10 months in, revealed that she was motel sluttin' I'm glad you backed out in time 'cause that'd be a dead groom Goldie Hawn in the face. Bill Goldberg in the bedroom Wouldn't take a bullet for you but she'd put some lead in your schlong You should've went for Reese Witherspoon if u were looking for pleasant & blonde Don't get me wrong, she has seductive eyes. But her mouth? It seems ass Her morning breath killed Krueger and she made his sweater into a sleep mask Her advice to you for broadcasting for the net was "pick your shtick and get a feel" then she got hold of your webcam & fingered herself into a business deal