Week 10 Magazine: New Start

[Allen Knight]

By Battle Reviews by Amen....

Champ Match: King Karaoke (5-1) vs. Orc (4-0)

Originally Posted by Orc vs King Karaoke

You been maaad in Discussion. Yo lemme complete this game:
Q] What if Black People never existed? A] The Netcees top 5 would be the same

^ Enough said. I don't know if Kar was bored, not motivated or just knew he'd lose but this verse from him this week was pretty light considering the usualy and consistent impact he delivers. Orc used that thread to his advantage and it left an impact on Kar's nappy head. The fact that both had a Black Panther concept was corny, IMO. Just shows how thirsty text battlers are for recent events to flip in to some kind of concept - both weren't creative, really. I wasn't digging either and the fact Kar talks Gangster and looks like he does, it really ruined my grumpy mood and made me laugh when I read his run up in your crib like bloaaahhhh... Stfu... You that freindzone doctor, bruh. The dude chicks call when they mans leave them all alone and they need a shoulder to cry on. The buddy fucker... FOH. Oh yea, the Baccarat WP was kind of cool too. Kar got man handled. Never seen before, at least by me... Weird...

Orc w/ the body...

Contenders Match: Swerve (5-3) vs. Alvin Karpis (5-3)

Um, this battle was another OK battle... Swerve began his early faggotry by swaying in the chat room as soon as he started going down in votes which is typical from sore losers. Or maybe the fact that He's embarrassed to losing to some fat washed up textcee he just made a comeback after being MIA for a decade - IDK... I don't think Karp is that bad tho as some make it seem. He's got the old school style/structure which resonates with me a lot better then most of this new corny shit people are experimenting with/executing. I think the votes were like 6-2 or some shit, but if we are talking about LOGICAL votes = then subtract 2trip's vote. That dude is semi retarded. Key bars that stuck out for me were...

Originally Posted by Alvin Karpis vs Swerve

It’s known I be in the club gettin pussy wet, this man isn’t fly
He in the Club Soda pressed & got all the bitches in Canada Dry
Hypocrite shit. you say you pull bitches n listen its sick
You upload dick pictures to the Cloud, & look up at clouds picturin dicks

^ Those were pretty dope, IMO. Swerve had that dumb fucking For battling opener that really made me want to close out of the thread the second I read it... Not to mention a farming equipment and Haymaker concept in 2018... That was disheartening to say the least. But anyways,

Karp w/ the body...

Habitat (5-3) vs. Sour Joog (3-0)

Joog lost to Habitat aka FRESH? Joog LOST TO FRESH? JOOG... LOST... TO... FRESH? That can't be Enbombz then... Didn't think he was that wack, honestly... Holy fuck... I thought Enbombz was better then that... (BTW; change your name instead of following me in threads you lame faggot...) Glad FRESH bodied you... GOOD FOR YOU... YAY Fresh... Congrats bro, you are finally getting lifted off of under bottom tier in to low/mid tier fam... Proud of you, even tho yo uare Canadian and I;d wish you to meet up with Barcotic and fist fight with a GO-PRO so we all have something to laugh at one day... I think you'd take him tho, tube socks and all but yea - the battle... This one sucked, REALLY... Let me pick out some bars that almost were good...

NONE... LOL Get better homos. BTW; Knucklehead dropped a very similair ENBOMBZ/N Bomb concept the prior week man, wtf?

And

Originally Posted by sour joog vs Habitat

One punch send him spinning, when my fist catch this coward
Right pack the power to make him do a 180 min..That's 3 hours

Dumpster juice... SMH...

Profit (4-3) vs. Infiltration (4-4)

I've seen the name profit before but have yet to read a battle. Let me take a look. Give me 1 second. Pissed I even looked but Profit had his opener which was average... Execution could have been harsher but decent to ok none the less. INF, wtf? YOu was hot sauce back a few seasons ago - don't think you have yet to win a battle in 2018? What are you doing? Like you are seriously digresing man? It's a shame... Why don't you take a break dude... Take some time off to regather your thoughts if you want to persue the text life tenure. Like come on guy... Your pic roasts cyphers are much better.

Quote both verses for terrible bars.

I think Profit won... Which is SHOCKING...

Barcotic (3-2) vs. Unemployed (2-1) (Pic Battle

LOL Next...

Unfukwitable (3-3) vs. Mr. J (3-5)

Double no show. Very classy... UNFUK man, WTF? This was an easy win for you dude... Mr J is equivalent to battling 2trip, yo.

Pinot Grij (2-2) vs. Ender (2-2)

Welp, another no show and easy win to Wine Cooler. No verse for me to check out so yea... Pretty simple assesment.

Joe Boston (1-0) vs. Facts MuhSheen (1-0)

LOL Joe Boston... Does anyone else read his verses in a strong MASSHOLE accent? Just saying, I do... And they are still horrible lol... I ran out of breath at his 2nd bar tbh. And I thought my cardio was really good, like jesus bro... No matter how many times yo uare critiqued, you still long winded as fuck. Facts machine needs a few more adjustments to his concept selectio nand execution and he'll be on a level playing field. Still has that long bar style which he's trying to adjust from. Hopefully he sticks around, he'll be a decent battlers should he remain in the league and ride it out. Nothing to quote from either, that really caught my eye tbh...

Joe Boston won, I THINK?

Strikta (1-1) vs. Letterman (1-2)

Guessing this was a no show by Strikta? Yup, I was right... TBH, Letterman should get the no show as well if he didn't send a verse. The fuck was that wack shit he posted? I would have gave both of these srubs L's... That's just me tho...

Krucial Th1rt3en (1-2) vs. bleak (1-6)

bleak by far the worst textcee in the NBL along side of 2trip... How did he get crushed by the Twitter Text Battle Rapper? Like really man? Honestly, I thought you edged that - but you clearly are hated bro... Hate to break then news to you lol... 13 with the same old underwelmed concept with a poor execution style. Don;t see how he thinks he's a text god over at TWITTER. Top 5 all time he says, lol... Wait, I read again, bleak lost to a terrible verse... WOW...

Next...

Darker Ego (1-1) vs. DynamiCz (0-1)

Another no show... Really classy.

Bomb Bard (0-0) vs. Sovereign (0-0)

Shocker, ANOTHER no show... Fucking faggots... Welp that's it... Pretty shitty week for the NBL... HOPEFULLY next week is a better week man...