Alvin Karpis vs. Habitat - AK WINS

[Habitat]

ur a Symbol of scum baggery and faggotry, s'why ima hurt this guy
The Bullet Point at ur head... I've got a list of reasons why u deserve to die
u roll with faggots.. when ur crew fightin', the reason's gay as shit
if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six
u ain't original.. ur styles a mix from all the old vets n such
sure, you take the novel approach.. when ya lines are stretched as fuck
u ain't crazy.. ur an old faggot who should quit
only pussies think ur schizocarp.. real dudes want this aging fruit to split
u said ur girl smell like Apples, that her pussy was like "autumn bliss"
I picture the american Piscine.. except ur jason biggs n she's a pile of rotten fish

10 @Alvin Karpis

[Alvin Karpis]

Des 7-0 in votes?? lol he sonned you and now you have an enemy
That old man whooping yo ass had to bring back some childhood memories
Everybody talking about how many tats they have, what’s so savage
Is RB said they have a Tattoo.. n he forces wp and is below average
That weak rep, This canuck says he gets all the freaks wet
Superbowl weekend you bout to get Lit huh? oh shit wait I mean Let
You’re unapproachable and more than a square...
If a chick ever says HelloFresh, they can’t cook and ordered from there
Old man Des walked all over you, Powerful? this flukes not
Des didn’t even need a Kanan his hand and you still ended up like Jukebox

[Schadenfreude]

Originally Posted by Habitat

ur a Symbol of scum baggery and faggotry, s'why ima hurt this guy
The Bullet Point at ur head... I've got a list of reasons why u deserve to die
Good opener
u roll with faggots.. when ur crew fightin', the reason's gay as shit
if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six
Clever
u ain't original.. ur styles a mix from all the old vets n such
sure, you take the novel approach.. when ya lines are stretched as fuck
Prolly played, but I like it
u ain't crazy.. ur an old faggot who should quit
only pussies think ur schizocarp.. real dudes want this aging fruit to split
Very original
u said ur girl smell like Apples, that her pussy was like "autumn bliss"
I picture the american Piscine.. except ur jason biggs n she's a pile of rotten fish
Piscine's a great idea, but the execution's a miss

Originally Posted by Alvin Karpis

Des 7-0 in votes?? lol he sonned you and now you have an enemy
That old man whooping yo ass had to bring back some childhood memories
Cool opener
Everybody talking about how many tats they have, what’s so savage
Is RB said they have a Tattoo.. n he forces wp and is below average
Lol good
That weak rep, This canuck says he gets all the freaks wet
Superbowl weekend you bout to get Lit huh? oh shit wait I mean Let
Not really liking this
You’re unapproachable and more than a square...
If a chick ever says HelloFresh, they can’t cook and ordered from there
Too simple
Old man Des walked all over you, Powerful? this flukes not
Des didn’t even need a Kanan his hand and you still ended up like Jukebox
Lmao nice closer

Overall good both had some shit, but I'm leaning w/ Hab, despite the fact that this mfer's reading the dictionary & thesaurus just to write his wp, for the most part it wasn't forced imo. Al's Al, simple yet very harsh punchlines, sometimes it's highly effective & nuanced, this time you came up short, VOTE HABITAT.

[Saint]

Karpis:

Des 7-0 in votes?? lol he sonned you and now you have an enemy
That old man whooping yo ass had to bring back some childhood memories
-too simple for my tastes unless its a personal

Everybody talking about how many tats they have, what’s so savage
Is RB said they have a Tattoo.. n he forces wp and is below average
-not bad

That weak rep, This canuck says he gets all the freaks wet
Superbowl weekend you bout to get Lit huh? oh shit wait I mean Let
-Lol, good flip on that

You’re unapproachable and more than a square...
If a chick ever says HelloFresh, they can’t cook and ordered from there
- seen it alot tbh

Old man Des walked all over you, Powerful? this flukes not
Des didn’t even need a Kanan his hand and you still ended up like Jukebox
- decent closer

vs

Hab:

ur a Symbol of scum baggery and faggotry, s'why ima hurt this guy
The Bullet Point at ur head... I've got a list of reasons why u deserve to die
- good wording on a somewhat played concept

u roll with faggots.. when ur crew fightin', the reason's gay as shit
if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six
-cool, i dug it

u ain't original.. ur styles a mix from all the old vets n such
sure, you take the novel approach.. when ya lines are stretched as fuck
- bah

u ain't crazy.. ur an old faggot who should quit
only pussies think ur schizocarp.. real dudes want this aging fruit to split
- very original....obscure but worked well

u said ur girl smell like Apples, that her pussy was like "autumn bliss"
I picture the american Piscine.. except ur jason biggs n she's a pile of rotten fish
eh nice wp, odd exec

This a toss up. Guess vote -Karp for less missed

[bleak]

Thought I had voted on this, sorry guys.

Originally Posted by Habitat

Didn't mean to erase bullet point lol that was another hitter but if I have to Google wordplays it's a miss, rule of thumb. So the piscine joint and schizocarp, while original, didn't hit.

u roll with faggots.. when ur crew fightin', the reason's gay as shit
if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six

10 @Alvin Karpis

Originally Posted by Alvin Karpis

Everybody talking about how many tats they have, what’s so savage
Is RB said they have a Tattoo.. n he forces wp and is below average
That weak rep, This canuck says he gets all the freaks wet
Superbowl weekend you bout to get Lit huh? oh shit wait I mean Let

Didn't get this? Wish I did but it goes as neutral I guess cz it's supposed to be a personal.

Old man Des walked all over you, Powerful? this flukes not
Des didn’t even need a Kanan his hand and you still ended up like Jukebox

Both were decently consistent w/ their wording and harshness. I can see why this is still open on Monday morning. I've read this a couple times and my 6 am gut feeling is Karpis. I don't like the wps hab went for and I thought they missed harder than ak's misses

[For Battling]

ur a Symbol of scum baggery and faggotry, s'why ima hurt this guy
The Bullet Point at ur head... I've got a list of reasons why u deserve to die
nice
u roll with faggots.. when ur crew fightin', the reason's gay as shit
if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six
ok
u ain't original.. ur styles a mix from all the old vets n such
sure, you take the novel approach.. when ya lines are stretched as fuck
nah
u ain't crazy.. ur an old faggot who should quit
only pussies think ur schizocarp.. real dudes want this aging fruit to split
bro what lmao no
u said ur girl smell like Apples, that her pussy was like "autumn bliss"
I picture the american Piscine.. except ur jason biggs n she's a pile of rotten fish
nah I didn’t like this at all man

vs


Des 7-0 in votes?? lol he sonned you and now you have an enemy
That old man whooping yo ass had to bring back some childhood memories
just decent
Everybody talking about how many tats they have, what’s so savage
Is RB said they have a Tattoo.. n he forces wp and is below average
i thought this was pretty good
That weak rep, This canuck says he gets all the freaks wet
Superbowl weekend you bout to get Lit huh? oh shit wait I mean Let
gone, this is a good personal tbh but you gotta know what he’s referring to
You’re unapproachable and more than a square...
If a chick ever says HelloFresh, they can’t cook and ordered from there
nah
Old man Des walked all over you, Powerful? this flukes not
Des didn’t even need a Kanan his hand and you still ended up like Jukebox
wasnt feelin this

This was a close battle. I feel like habitat had 1 more miss than Alvin. Obviously this is going down to preference and for me I feel that habitat forced too much wordplay, his misses were miiiiiiisses, but his opener LOTB. Alvin came with a more personal approach, his misses weren’t good at all but he got it here.

Vote Alvin Karpis

[WRATH]

Originally Posted by Habitat

ur a Symbol of scum baggery and faggotry, s'why ima hurt this guy
The Bullet Point at ur head... I've got a list of reasons why u deserve to die

Light

u roll with faggots.. when ur crew fightin', the reason's gay as shit
if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six

Okay

u ain't original.. ur styles a mix from all the old vets n such
sure, you take the novel approach.. when ya lines are stretched as fuck

Nah

u ain't crazy.. ur an old faggot who should quit
only pussies think ur schizocarp.. real dudes want this aging fruit to split

Good

u said ur girl smell like Apples, that her pussy was like "autumn bliss"
I picture the american Piscine.. except ur jason biggs n she's a pile of rotten fish

Good
10 @Alvin Karpis

Des 7-0 in votes?? lol he sonned you and now you have an enemy
That old man whooping yo ass had to bring back some childhood memoriesfat wife

Good

Everybody talking about how many tats they have, what’s so savage
Is RB said they have a Tattoo.. n he forces wp and is below average

Funny

That weak rep, This canuck says he gets all the freaks wet
Superbowl weekend you bout to get Lit huh? oh shit wait I mean Let

Haa

You’re unapproachable and more than a square...
If a chick ever says HelloFresh, they can’t cook and ordered from there

Not familiar

Old man Des walked all over you, Powerful? this flukes not
Des didn’t even need a Kanan his hand and you still ended up like Jukebox

Eh


V karp