History of the WBL Championship Match (Old)

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yzeOne vs. Ex-Kal (04-27-2005)

yzeOne

Think you know me, kid I got lucifer held hostage…
Watcha nose dent up like aluminum mailboxes…
Kev’s outgoing now, it’s nice ya crawled from ya hole
Insecure though…
…got an ego boost under all of ya posts
N pimp the bitches on aim, cause ladies love him here…
Damn shame he ain't been laid in a couple years…
Here’s a razor, listen though, and concentrate…
Either slit ya throat…
…or shave that goofy shit off ya face
Be lookin amazin next to ex…
Less than fresh lines get shook and erased…
…like an etch a sketch
Gravity fists gut bomb with a bright flash…
Knock ya stomach so hard ya cough up a white flag…
You so black it’s rediculous, damn…
By day he’s cool kev, at night he’s the invisible man…
I mean shit, thought about takin a loss for the match…
Get five years bad luck from this cat crossin my path…
My keys are vivid…
Wait for ya to post to see the difference…
You so painful to read, should offer anethesia with it…
Hold ya hands out, might can catch some loose teeth…
I’ll drill ya so hard…
…you’ll wake up n salute me
Cool kev been shorted ummm… more than once…
Ain’t een in the rap game…
…spent more time on the bench than forrest gump
Ya borin son, dumped n pounded with a mound of bricks…
I apologize to his net hoes…
…for bringin the ugly outta him
Found the ace of spades n split his neck apart…
Like it’s my fault kev plays cutthroat with a deck of cards…
Rip 'em in half, add another procession car for the second hearse…
While I keep doin my thing...
...pocket more matches than bar regulars

AoG says hi...

vs.

Ex-Kal

the champ is here.

i call ya ok tracks 'average', like i average a fews hoes a day
i call ya freestyle a 'free'..just like the only girls that go ya way.
i call ya bad tracks 'wack' because i'm good with words son.
i call ya good tracks 'def'...cuz i aint never heard one.

i'm the best and i'm exciting, just like the league I mod.
you're a complete failure...........just like the league you mod..
plead to god, if you scared, yze you better come and repent
cuz you aint half-bad. nah, you're a complete hundred percent.
i'll beat ya at battling, and b-ball, my dribblin's doin you
i got a crossover...ya dead body, at ya funeral.
yze got high shutter speeds around me, he wants his idol's pic
I got high shudder speeds around you, cuz your verses make me sick.
kid be talkin shit. for me, gettin respect's not a hard task
this fucking smart ass couldnt draw a crowd in art class.
how ya say you aint wack, and that many folks fear
when ya TTT slot almost got handed to kids that dont even post here.
dog says he's hot, but he's lying..lay waste to this faggot
ok ok i admit, you're Smokin'...but i'm breakin the habit.
dont be steppin. I got weapons that be leavin herbs killt
i'll slice ya up with axis that got nothin to do with earth's tilt.
the dude is beat, after this, he'll break down, wildin
and go on a losing streak that would piss off Reborn's stylist.
you're a old head from the golden days, who the fuck cares!
we both were ill in '01, the difference is, you're stuck there.
dog i'll take ya life..for real i'll end this rapper's dreams
cuz my bullets are like my punches...they both make it in the magazine.
dude dont belong here, i'll teach this faggot a lesson
cuz if i say "yze, you in the champ match"..i'm askin a question.

awinnerisme.

Winner = yzeOne

New Champ. yze won 10-9, very close.

yzeOne vs. butler (05-05-2005)

butler

Ya ma boy Wiz..
but,


Everyone knows. Its over. The jokes dead.
its not hard to spot ya use-to-be-dope pity votes from old heads.
U suck. Kal almost ripped ya textup.
kid left a groove in ya respect i ain't seen since the disco era.
it's easy dood. how don't you think u'll lose??
when ya struggled wit a guy i'v beaten 3 times since beating u?
i even hyped ya sorry ass. Now it's the beast wit ya'll clowns
Put ya run on pause.... 4 legs and leash in the doghouse.
this ya first REAL battle since ur return. Act steady.
or Wiz i'll knock-off ya bean into a store brand veggie.
better upgrade ya imagery. It's lame an soft yze.
concepts like casualties - in the wrong place at the wrong time.
yea i read ya past weeks. flippin for ya hood rhymes.
then woke the worm up after fishin for ya good lines.
Ur no champ. Ya old an ain't hot.
Find ya little rep pinched quick enuff to relocate the mob.
C'mon Ex. Why arrange me wit bitches.?
u knew i'd leave em' in a long-daze until daylight savings was finished.
I'm young.. this old-timer's on a wife-track now.
too many girls stood em' up... then knocked em' right back down.
The Wiz style's in poverty. Time's a pest to this lame.
a quarter-past to u means retrace ya steps for some change.
Wizzywizz. the washedup herb emcee.
who's idea of black customs is ghetto airport security
so Get it together cuz i'm harsh on you fakes.
Pistol-whip u so hard it leaves tire marks on ya face.......

Sucka

vs.

yzeOne

Haven’t read him in while, call it a sin…
Ain’t spit a dope verse in so long…
…e’en his shadow quit followin him
Not in the same class as me, closed n discussed…
Be sittin behind him flippin his earlobes if he was…
Fuckin netcees, half this RM style’s thanks to him…
Only kid from his whole walk of life that gangsta limps…
Grungy cat givin curbside service n such…
Butler’s wishy washy…
…scrub ya windshield n its worse than it was
Armed to the teeth, my molars’ll bust a round…
Butler’s forearmed to the teeth, hockin loogies n cuspids out…
I’m stumped n wonder what’s enough for Butler…
Cause I’m droppin lightning cuts…
…this cat can’t keep up with the blood and thunder
Keep ya chin up, ya hopeless as hell though…
N I’m bout to drop Jaws like the nose of a sailboat…
Try to stomp this, getcha shit broke with a foot bill…
Send ya crutchin with some tuxes as a token of Goodwill…
Clockwise on the meat grinder, syphon his systems…
Just to show ya what ya made of like light in a prism…
I’ll grin at the meat, watch ya jaw clinch as it eats…
Strip the flesh till ya whole body sportin the skin of your teeth…
Catchin blood spills, sores, n burns at best…
Like green lights when ya runnin late, ya floor, it’s turnin red…
Call my boys at the morgue, the fuck is up dukes?
This cat got cold feet on me, n I don’t see em warmin up soon…

Winner = butler

New Champ.

butler vs. Skill (05-12-2005)

Skill

A gimmick champ. Mod's are crazy. I'ma eat this queer
Ya needa leave. Cuz Exit's a shame that he's even here

Nigga you ain't Dope. Cuz..

..I hustle the block. And you know the wait is over
Cuz fake Dope will get cooked and made outta Baking Soda
I'm a starter. You come off the bench. Ya verse ain't potent
You're a Ginobili. Cuz Manu nothin but a Spur-of-the-Moment
I remember when Chee ate you. Handed a bruisin
Ya needed a prayer. Because you couldn't be amen about losin
Ya a bitch. Fucka butler and whoever gave him stardom
I spit that dope line, while Spit That ate dope's lines at RM
Ya ain't good. Just spoiled by vets. I've been plannin' to tell it
That butler's Da Brat in JD....and now even Janet is jealous
Ya a joke. I'm takin the belt. & I'm all about clownin when,
Ya ain't Goodman. Ya just Roseanne fell down again
Ya ain't winnin. Nor by a hair. Cuz Skill hardly will fall
Cuz facin' me is somethin' he dreads....Bob Marley and all
You ain't nobody. And I'm attackin' this slob
Ya biggest battle of ya career....was when Fracture got robbed
I'm old school. Old vet. And I'm eatin' this trash
Fuck butler. I'll Rakim so hard that Eric B. would comeback
I'm steady spittin' that hot shit. Cuz it's damn near summertime
And ya skill is like the 40th ranked..it'll always be undermine
You a skinny white suburban kid. Ya fake and hollow
Fuck the thug roles. Ya put on more Acts than Shakespeare novels
You small time to me. I'll put this rook to shame
cuz butler's ALL HYPE..& I ain't talkin bout the dude who took ya name
Ya a pussy. Followin MY footsteps. When I drop, this bitch'll know
Call 'em Windy City. Cuz everywhere I go, this Chic-a-go
I'm done embarassing you. This battle's a catastrophe
Just dropped a dope verse. Now be a good butler & pick up after me

yea.

vs.

butler

Get off my dick.


I smack riders where u wear ya teeth son.
n thro haymakers the god damn horses be scared to eat from.
This kid should know. Nigga, check the posts.
I ain’t losin’ till the mods give a fuck that I NEVER vote.
skills shook daddy ya’ll. Cuz he came to the texter
Who had NO problem givin him 2 days to do better.
U ain’t ready for the champ. I’m too nice when I brawl.
Wannabe studs like u get stuck upright thru a wall.
Call me wack all you want. Call me herb asscee.
Just remember ya mag gave me “illest verse” last week.
I’m too personal. Get it str8 my Bars get in u fakes.
Be like “whats wrong” when his spines all bent outta shape.
knock ya noggin thru the floor boards. Neck an head lossed.
My Knuckle mush ya mug a fuckin mile past the sled dogs.
Wit midget steez n Chicks twice as thicka
his last girl mooned a crowd an offset the earth’s tide agenda.
Ya lame son. Just cuz ya new it don’t mean u ain’t suck.
I’ll make ya skin crawl, back under the rock u came from.
You an ya rank-diss, nameplayin' homo moves.
verse like fish eyes - got nothin to look forward to.
I'm doin ya playedass a favor. I don't care what u'v written
i used this name so atleast u'd have some sorta alias disses.
No boastin. Ya lines r flops. Gein rhyme too hot.
Skill’s facin a sudden death, whether we tie or not.
Flip ya carcass sideways. Acrobatic style sonny.
Ya body winmills. I rob it, then stash the prize money.
^^My reads blaze. Gein ring in ya veins.
Then I fight ya tooth an nail.
…as soon as they bring the remains.

Winner = butler

Keeps the belt.

butler vs. Mufffy (05-19-2005)

Mufffy

jeah.
Last week...you were against Skill in the contendership match
Quote:
Originally Posted by Butler
i'd never just delete somethin. and change shit skill.

Listen...

Cheatin nigga..ed gein..butler w/e ..the mans bloody.
I like to see a bitch-move..but yours last wk was a little outta hand buddy.
Fukin Fag..when his moms find out..she'll be ridden with exceptional grievance.
Coz his skill aint groin'..he just seems to like to mingle in that general region.
..Man but i must admit..im Facing Skill ...and im rattled coz my shits bleak
Nah..i say im Facing Skill..because its who I should be battling this week!
And your just wack as fuck...muff's gon be one of the greatest and well...
this loss'll have you takin a break from the season like David Chappele.
When both shells hit you..best believe you gon propel.
Coz Muff'll make ya Days Inn'..and dump ya body right next to the hotel.
Butler's game is horrid. I dont honestly know what you hearin bro.
But no bitch wanna Pikachu'....shit pokemon was sooooo 5 yrs ago.
But just in case..if ya bitch come to me..needin the marijuana
Ima Serve The Pheonix'...sorta like that team in Arizona.
But now..dudes queer..fuck pussy..he gets off erections.
Sick fuck!..he lets niggas compass' on him from all directions'.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Butler
here are a few that are emcees that will bring some heat when necessary... Skill, blazon, Hens, Mets, Shake(who i still have no idea who the fuck he is, or where he camefrom), Kal, Guile, Mufffy, Yze, and Class...and i guess that Hogan dood, but only cuz people claim he's nice... now from the list i just named, the only people i HAVEN't beaten are skill, shake and Mufffy

Yes yes...i know muff is ill..give him a sponsership
But like hiring strict managers.
....................Do me a favor and Get Office Dick'
Shit...Muffs here givin the archives a new puncture.
so Weekly Battle League..welcome a new champ!
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and heres 2 dollars for opening the door butler!

butler

okay.


it's like ya Sound just got worse.
Punches left hangin..
Like Muff, when lookin for a pound for that verse.
Sangre from Rapmusic. The guys so tight.
it's fuckedup i get more respect here, AND at his home site.
^^I tell it straight. homie I'll son ya punk stuff.
i give a shit wat Muff'll do - just put one on an shut the fuck up.
Figure it out. we don't feel ya punk buzz.
even Kal learned wordplay don't hit like a real punch does.
You just ramble on..Pointless shit. Garbage describes ya non-vet.
Find better ways to tie in ya setups with the Dyna concepts.
who u kiddin? ur 8 and 3. fuckin chump do the math
to have my record u'd have to win for the next month an a' half.
u rushed for Star Wars. this dood is a sham.
Jaba the hut ain't a character. Jaba the hut's to house U an ya fam.
ya flows repetative. Hoes fat as shit.
girl gotta suite ass bigger than ANYTHING at the Radisson.
the long setups. The useless lines just get weaker
n won't land this kid a gig... meg, or kilobite neither.

^Ya styles easy. Learn the ropes. Dope nine ya whole look.
wit slugs deeper in ya ear than a Mike Jones hook.

...next time

Winner = butler

Still the champ

butler vs. ouch (06-02-2005)

ouch

its ouch nigga.. erybody know his flow isn't weak..
look at butler.. he no showed, cuz he knows he'd get beat
as it goes in the street.. he don't know.. ima killa goon
I was raised usin' plastic silverwear.. he had a silver spoon
act like you ain't no everything I bomb is tight..
and butlers whiter than any white guy on this site
ima punch in this fags face..
look at how he dresses, hes a disgrace to the black race

vs.

butler

i'm fuckin retarted right now...

walk the fuck wit me.


ahhhh...


i looked for ya ill shit. fa' real. u rap wronngg.
^it was harder then rollin a spliff wit the cielin fan onnnn....
another week, another bitch. Original things are wats hood.
but last time i heard 1 from u? I wished it was peace for good.cement footed. Over the bridge. Tossed in the bay of rookies.
nigga sink so fast the school a' fish pin you for playin hookey.
Ya kinda confused. Somebody smack this kid.
the V/ouch won't have a slash. It'll have "for butler" after it.


fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkk

Winner = butler

But ouch gets a second chance the next week since both didn’t try.

butler vs. John Hensley vs. ouch (06-09-2005)

ouch

check his pic while readin or don't vote.

http://forums.b-boys.com/vbforum/sh...ad.php?t=201077

niggas heads so big he's gotta lean to support its weight..

you've got too many flaws to count, whore...
but if you're looking for somewhere to fit in... i'd suggest Mount Rushmore
before we battle I gotta say som'n first, black..
my 6 year old neice is gonna beat your ass if you don't give her shirt back
we have a lot in common.. but, this guy is dull..
man we'd probably even see eye to eye.... if yours weren't 3 inches inside ya skull
ya nose is ENORMOUS, think ya stare is macho?..
the picture was actually taken at night....til he decided to Flair his nostrils
your a living definition of homothug.. jesus kid..
the Ninja Turtles couldn't compare to the ammount of Man Holes he's been in
sunburnt african.. you don't wanna fight fool..
your too busy aruging with your teacher.. for counting you absent in night school
I got uzi's and Tommy guns, ya bound ta be fucked..
^ see I only mentioned the word Tommy hoping that Hillfigger out that he sucks
fuck ya crew, I won't be happy til this lame is killed..
its pretty ironic that you're in Doze... and yet you don't have a Tres of skill
ima sum you up in 1 punch they bound ta respect..
you're a constipated metrosexual Puffy look-alike... rockin' a bracelet around ya neck
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I talked to Hensleys real life friend on aim.. lets just say he told me Hens wasn't exactly in shape...

Run up on me?

we don't wanna see your blubber bounce kiddy..
i've got a 6 pack.. he's got a keg gut and a pair of 40 ounce titties
STOP EATING CHUBS... or get a jab-fast..
your moms is a DJ. the way she has to turn-tables away from ya fat-ass
showed him my lines on aim, I don't hold back son..
kid I'll leave you like Red Dye, ahh fuck.. he already stole that one
I know why John loves old sitcoms I bet, right?
my fav. show was All in The Family.. which pretty much sums up his sex-life
i'll fight ya white-trash ass. I stopped carin' bout stuff
or we could slap box.. but your moms would get mad for tearin the house up
newbs think he's a Celebrity, but gayness is in um..
half of this site has there mouths On Star & don't need a navigational system
he acts like we've never battled before and blocks shit
remember, you changed ya verse, bitched about every vote, n STILL got ripped

I just saw that the red dye punch you mysteriously thought of by right after I showed you my line on aim... made the top 20 punches last week.. props man.

vs.

butler

At work.
Don’t really got time for u idiots right now.



Cuz I’m hungry…. For fucks sake
But after reading Ouch’s I guess this’ll be my lunch break.
I’ll knock u niggas airbone. Trust me Ya mug ain’t want it.
Punches so terminal they got Gates wit the Runways on it.
I'm tired a' hearin Ouch.. Got me sick as fuck.
somebody stuff somethin in his mouf.
...right now my zippas stuck.
tutor kids like u. I Teach u whores the sick prose.
Hensley: don’t recycle.. Ouch: don’t go overboard wit the pic jokes
Assholes. I’ll make ya bleed fast.
Red spots like searchin my name then clickin on this weeks mag.
I got a job. Ya’ll wastin time tryna beef wit mines.
I been champ 3 times as long as ya total weeks, combined.
I’m the #1 head. Are you stupid? I clown fags like you.
This here’s a twosum that must be when I add your IQ’s.
Its that simple. Ya skills are mouse-size.
I saw them thru a peephole n coulda sworn I was on the outside.
Get it right. U know the champ. I pluck the tool atchya top
have ya keeled over till U become the stoop on ya block.
N Yea I went thru Ouch’s verse. I shoulda told this fuck.
How u not gonna mention how Hensley’s loss to both of us?
Johnny. 0-2 wit me. Pff.. I laugh at heads.
Who are even more bitch then Kal’s “names win battles” thread.
kid I’ll twist ya neck wit a side kick that plops on ya grill.
heel ya face days before U send the hospital bill.
Punkcees. Butler rip thru u queers.
ya title runs be like sideviews - the end is closer then it appears.
I guess Ouch didn’t try. He knew that Dad ain’t frontin.
maybe Hens'll be the highlight..+ Backspace button
Fuck this league. I'm in a cubicle.. dressed down to a T
Butler slacks off - means Ms. Hensley's droppin down to her knees
Go read my archives. The shit is free.
cuz Student loans couldn't cover how much u tuition u ill as me.

…..grasshoppers

vs.

John Hensley

Quote:
Originally Posted by ouch
and in the post I made I even said that I don't think you took my line on purpose.

I didn’t.. because I like to try my best.
I don’t know what’s more of a joke..
.. you bein here.. or thinking red dye lines are fresh.
You had to complain. so I doubt you can match me.
Now it’s a 3 way with 2 guys… no wonder Ouch is so happy.
You ain’t usually like that. and not to mention, son.
1st time I’ve seen u make a bitch move..
.. since the last time you sat next to one.
Fuck bein lucky.. I just won’t fall to these kids.
Butler, I was gonna leave ya face puffy… but it already is.
My punches are seriously considered a fuckin weapon.
And when I Land Mine… they’ll blow you up just for steppin.
17-3… ha… it’s funny cuz this kid is spittin wackness.
You’ll die before you reach 18… kinda like inner city black kids.
You guys beat me, but here’s something the crowd should know.
I was winnin both until you bitched and got the mods to discount my votes.
Butler loses cuz of links, dude can’t hope to be equal.
People never vote against him… cuz HE never votes against people.
And ya excuse last week made us see ur a punk, dude.
I.l’ll juts wite lieke tihss…... now do you think that I’m drunk, too?
But I’m good with grammar. So I’ll drop you guys.
When my knife crosses ya tee… and my beam dots your eyes.
I set flames to fags… and I know you’re scared of my wit.
Fuck an English class...just watch me leave this American Lit.
It’s over. Ya gonna have to mend em’ and stich em’.
Cuz I got Ouch screamin for help… like his friend when he ditched em’.
Ya’ll trippin, honestly, I’m rippin this whores dreams.
Ya won’t be left standin….. unless I’m pickin for sports teams.
Ya’ll are cool… but I know these kids are rattled.
Seriously, I don’t diss-like you…
… cuz I actually wanna WIN my battles.
Check the mag, there’s something they forgettin, see.
You been champ for 5 weeks…and STILL ain’t ranked ahead of me.
^Sorry butler... but i think you should quit.
And Ouch: we posted WAY before the deadline..

… so find a new fuckin reason to bitch.

Winner = John Hensley

New Champ.

John Hensley vs. Resin M-I-C (06-17-2005)

Resin M-I-C

Full Name: John RUSSELL Hensley


http://forums.b-boys.com/vbforum/sho...2&page=1&pp=25
^Grow up ..




Aiyyo
..he LOVES wrestlin ., it runs dis brotha’s life.,
HBK’ll hit u wit Sweet Chin Music., then request an orchestra fo ur otha 5.
..thas right chubs., stop tryna be brave n shit.,
u spit enough Croc to put reptilian life out of endangered lists.
..bitch., say my setups are wack., Fuck You..
JOHN HENSLEY <-- damnit.., guess now my 2nd lines suck too.
..ima buck u ., this’ll end in guns.,
gonorrhea takes a backseat to da Clap ur tits make when u run.
..send u funds., u aint have original lines in a while.,
nig bites so much me n Frac read our rhymes when he smiled.
..ur a crime to my style., this fatass fate’s due.,
fuck a 5-Star Hotel.,
they need waaaay more constellations to accommodate u.
..umm., there’s Chinese, Japs, etc - u referred this..
he’s into Asians ..but i can tell by ur lines u heavily prefer Flips
..now peep his middle name ., i’m biased see.,
sorry., a Russell at Center ONLY worked durin da Celtics Dynasty.
..feel me ?, i could write my worst n still have da source..
while ur low-is so terrible ..Peter Griffin’s demandin a divorce
..remorse ?, naw, i finna see this pig in morgues..
face it ., KFC would lose income if they sold thighs as big as urs
..plus nig so ugly ..dunno y this known-fool-boasts.,
his stare broke a Mirra..
.,now they need a new Real World/Road Rules host.
..OVERRATED PRICK ., u done., jus leave duke.,
ur birth was such an Accident ur mom caused Traffic when she conceived u.
Mahfucka.

Bladow!

vs.

John Hensley



Okay.
Was gonna post my pic cuz my rappin is vicious.
But after all them fat lines.. it'd nullify half of ya disses.
Notice the headband.... ...now that you've takin it in.
You can see it's tied to the wall to support the weight of that chin.
It's too damn bad Richard Corey ever met his wife.
Cuz ya'll woulda been fuck friends for life.
With the prowlers connections that ain't been on in a while.
We know ya Frac's boy... cuz it's pretty obvious he fathered that style.
This guy'll be dead... and i'm there to aid.
With all that shine on ya head..
... ya pic should come with a free pair of shades.
Ya scared, afraid. think this mouse-lookin cat can take this?
See him rollin with the Rat Pack... MINUS Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis.
Man, ya famous. cats trippin cuz a 'God' is in the league.
But i ain't worried...
.. i'd just throw some cheese if i really wanted you to leave.
You gotta believe. it's over, you're fuckin through yo.
We can all associate Brooks and Dunn... kinda like that country duo.
Yea, i took ya pic, fuck it, it's just more benefits.
Showed ya clean cut eyebrows.. and now Azrael's ya sworn nemesis.
Ya said my wordplay was stretched when droppin, son.
Then said i jacked ya style.... so i wonder where i got it from?
I cause explosions fast, and you can bet your last.
Only reason i'd throw the match... is cuz i know this head is gassed.
Fuck smokin you... it's a straight killin when i type.
Watchin me shake and drop resin, like cleanin out the filter in my pipe.

Winner = Resin M-I-C

New Champ.

Resin M-I-C vs. ClasSick (06-23-2005)

ClasSick

ha. aiiight...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aven Brooks
FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA

they shoulda never gave you niggas money... look at that
cuz based on ya appearance 'n lifestyle... they musta took it back
i wouldnt tip my cap to him, if we ever meet..
id tip his cap instead... since he panhandles on the street
this dude'll prolly diss my pic. but hold ya slander..
how ya gonna pull snake moves, when you look like cobra commander.
mags got ya hyped, fag. but i think ya skills been slackin dog
cuz you accepted Allahs new focus... edition tape of him wackin off
ya style's not diverse enough. same type'a punchlines
like last week. you had more fat lines than McDonalds at lunch time.
resorted to using fake personals. just face the shit, geek..
ya skill quit on you. just like he did versus Wasta this week
i got relentless attacks. so you wont think its fair...
after an uppercut....
you'll catch some air, flight, or any other sneaker i wear.
what the fuck are you? lookin like a devious monster...
'n ya skins got such'a Nappy Tone.
it was mistaken as our previous sponsor.
i assaulted Resin. 'n the way i distort faces...
got so many battery charges... duracell sponsored my court cases

vs.

Resin M-I-C

..gawdamn u played.. whut are u doin in da championship match maaaaang..






Aiyyo
..relaaax ., u can’t break my calm pattern.,
Look.! it’s an astronomical breakthu - a nigga in his mom’s Saturn.
..enough chatter ., ima dish out ur dirt.,
hello-oh-oh-oh <--- that was a fake echo .. much like ur shirt
..retard., do I need to start rappin-slow, -bitch?
ur eyes slant-formation could be a feature play fo Madden ’06.
..dis hoe snitched ., it’ll be a tutorial night..
da mole on ur nose gon fight a groundhog for territorial rights.
..sheeeiiit.. look at ur car ..even da shotty’s hit.,
they brought ur whip to Pimp My Ride n everybody quit.
..n u wont be proud when i blast facts.,
“City of Wind” is jus a nice way of sayin half da population has Gas.
..rid’a ya ass fast .. u ugly ., deploy their rage.,
girls tell u to Lay-Off so much u raised da unemployment rate.
..plus dis stench-filled bum can’t even grope whores.,
fuck Daytime Drama ., networks say ur body needs Soap more.
..da jokes soar .,
..u just a Tiny Toon .. I’m bound to injure & recline ya.,
& overall.,
The ‘Max appeal’ to ya verse wouldn’t even interest Elmira.
Mahfucka.

Winner = Resin M-I-C

Keeps the belt.

Resin M-I-C vs. Richard Corey (06-30-2005)

Richard Corey

Quote:
Originally posted by Richard Corey vs. Fracture
I'll punch him in the f*ckin' forehead and make his ears clap!!
Quote:
Later posted by Fracture’s side kick, Resin M-I-C vs. Phenom
I'll punch ur face in so hard your gotdamn ears will clap!!

Oh yeeeah…I can tell the predictions were right, I’m a die.
This mothafucka’s gonna eat me alive…one bite at a time
The Adventures of Shark Boy, I can’t do much more than laugh
I’da pulled your fuckin’ card…if you didn’t pay the whores with cash
Your skull is so stretched, it’s like watching ya face receding!
Faggot got a missle head that breaks every United Nation treaty
And don’t mention my chin... Look in a mirror, yours is bigger, bafoon
That’d be the pot callin’ the kettle black…spook, nigger and coon
And peepin’ that adams apple, I know no Corey will bow to this joke
Cos’ even my kids you swallowed are clawin’ their way outta your throat
I’d make Girrafe neck swallow the truth, but why do that to him
By the time it gets through his throat it’d turn back into a rumor again
See, Resin made a career out of riding the dicks of popular rappers
And Allen Iverson prolly thinks he’s the best at hoppin’ on fractures
I get girls to holla back, cause they know a mac’s in the place
Resin only gets girls to holla, ‘back,’ when they’re grabbing their mace
Probably cause he looks like cock-eyed horse when he’s wooing…
with crooked stares Tim Taylor would spend a fortune improving
Yeah, Resin’s a stand up-guy…shit I’ll admit that eager
Cos’ if you got raped by Frac you wouldn’t wanna sit down either
Bitch, everyone at UPN agrees that T~R~E got the best of him
How’s it feel to be the champ only cause your boy let you win?
And since you attack Classick’s mole… you’re skill wasn’t intense
See…you ain’t the only one who can diss something that doesn’t exist

vs.

Resin M-I-C



Quote:
Originally Posted by SezsioN
to the bright glossed corridors and its lean, high halls.
To where the pallid shag fingers of the succubus rug


suc/cu/bus (noun.) a female evil spirit or demon thought in medieval times to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with sleeping men.


SUCCUBUS RUG?????????? AHAHAHAHA


And ya'll seen his pic in da field.. let's go







Aiyyo
..oh, is that right ., they gon start humpin this lug .,
<<<WATCH OUT>>>
whoeva reads ur borin verse.. might get victimized by ur succubus rug.
..maaan, go back to ur wife ., i’m smackin fellas .,
u freak ..he think’s his carpet’s so fly it made Aladdin jealous.
..n i feel sorry fo whoeva married this reformed swinger
The Ring was scary in theaters;
..but it’s more frightenin seein it on his deformed finger..
..now linger ., on ur weak THROAT disses, sorry
if u wanna feel a serious Lump ..
check da cancerous 1 on da left breast of Mrs Corey.
..i’m dishin stories ., as i laugh at ur face .,
muthafucka’s speedbump-chin just yielded Traffic for days.
..bash n dismay ., shit’s huuge ., feel da breech effect .,
if he drooled ..it’d take 10 yrs fo da saliva to reach his neck.
..defeat n wreck ., u rhyme B-S & I don’t buy-it .,
that barricade jaw provided police protection durin a massive riot.
..deny it.. now lemme mention Fracture in defense.,
cuz whuts its say when I merked da nig ur .500 against
.,shiiit mayne ., i’ll let all of da bets show.,
ur face has a Frame that can put 10 innocent men on death row.
..lets go .. when it comes to losin title shots ur loyal man .,
Richard’s 1st , 2nd , 3rd ..all came successively like England’s Royal Fam
..now breathe out.. my sword’ll toast ya.,
since u got thumbtac sized ears..
i’ll bash da side of ur head on da wall n hang my Jordan poster.
..roast ya ., ur lines are feces- it’s been set .,
ur eyes bug out .. mated .. n bout to form a new species of insect.
..now i’ll BURY U ALIVE ., end shit n slay doubts.,
so da only time u put da ‘nail in da coffins’ when u tryna scratch ur way out.
MAHFUCKA!

Winner = Richard Corey

New Champ.

Richard Corey vs. Mic Booth (07-08-2005)

Richard Corey



jesus you're.... 12!!!


Imagine: Resin last week, now look who I have to battle
…a smaller faggot…with an even bigger adam’s apple.
That throat looks like Wasta had already squashed his gall…
and made this cat swallow his pride….Simba, Mufasa and all!
And with those eyebrows… we’re going to make Atkins richer
Because I think we just found Azreal’s diet ‘After’ picture!
Mic aka Butterfingers, not cos’ he’ll let this match slip and fall
‘Butterfingers’ are just the choices he gives Pat for getting off
fronts like he got a 40 G. price on his head..clown please
that just means Patricks balls are worth around 20 thou' each
I rip chests, leavin’ a lotta broken hearted faggots in my wake
I'll kill you…and leave a lotta broken-hearted faggots at ya wake
But seriously, his girl showed how a true hoe'll freak shit.
last week I went down on the Big Easy…
and I don’t mean my New Orleans trip!
She sucked my dick, saw my balls, and glanced impatient…
and asked for tumor things in her mouth like a Cancer patient
I had chicks on Bourbon hittin’ on me! It was sick stuff, god!
Cos’ I knew what it was like for Mic livin' with his piss-drunk mom
I stay on a lot, with hot lyrics, my every phrase alarming
You stay on a lot, behind KFC and the Salvation Army
I’m from D.C., where cats be hopped up on Speed and shit
While Mic’s just pissed cos' his new bike only has three of them
I'll scare him! Givin' the hairs on the back of his neck a wild ride
Cos that shit's so skinny, they have to stand up in a single file line
Plus, this bitch is pasty pale, type of white you could see in dark
So when peeps scream out Cool Whip…they don’t mean your car
He may win this race? But with my stopwatch, I’m not a believer…
Cos’ I can see ‘timer arms’…but in a battle, Mic can’t see either

vs.

Mic Booth

NO SHOW

Winner = Richard Corey

Keeps the belt.

Richard Corey vs. ARMZ (07-14-2005)

ARMZ

<---- Just look at this fucker!

30 it is.

RC huh? I didn't think i'd be seeing this rhymer..
it woulda been Booth if it wasn't for Paula's bleeding vagina...
pick on someone your own age you whack geek..
too bad X and Chee don't battle and i beat TV last week...
look at ya jaw dawg..how can you touch me? please..
Kanye had a car wreck, you're just a victim of ugly genes...
don't post pics if ya don't wanna get ripped slut..
cuz now beating me's impossible like Richard doin chin ups...
bitch what, reppin the worst clique steppin up..
Qualm made Corey sacreligeous cuz he worships Sezsions nutts...
kill this faggot, i wont let the old fart Rich advance..
the bitch's chin gotta clef that'd make Mozart shit his pants...
We can get personal but no fake shit, that's gay kid..
the proofs in the pudding.
...except i bet your Bill Cosby lookin' mug already ate it...
a married textcee, you two make a pair thats so cute..
he's known for splittin wigs.
...she's been prone to share her hair and clothes too...
Dicks still tippin' but RC isn't bumpin Mike Jones..
I'm talkin about how my penis be fucking your wife's holes!...
this here's the battle your lil title reign falls..
ya rhymes are set in stone.
...cuz your so old you wrote rhymes on cave walls...
dudes a fag with an addiction for grabbin on shlongs..
in the closet so long R.Kelly'll write another chapter of songs...
Armz is not a crook but your gonna get robbed in this..
puttin 'nick's in Richard' while Booth deals with the 'paulaticks's...
no legend, i took a chance and stepped in your shoes..
ever since i changed my Avy i got more disses and less views...
RC got a perfect grin, for any surgeon that needs work..
a face so revolting it should replace Che's face on t-shirts...
I got nothing to lose when i rip YOUR GOD to shreds..
Richard's got the weight of the world on his shoulder's,

and It's called his head.

vs.

Richard Corey



So that’s ARMZ? Flimsy and weak? Yep, there you are fag…
And that must be Loot at the bottom…blowin’ hot air up ya ass
See, now you got him Court Marshalled! Had the CIA hyped in fear
Cause even they didn’t know he had a man on the inside for years
Bitch, I bang The Roots, like QuestLove, I like to keep shit real
while the Tipping Point for you is only after you finish my windshield
And don’t mention last week, I left Booth with paragraphs of fire
You leave booths cos’ the bitch on the other side of the glass gets tired
So….get real little man ~ Cos’ ya mom’s asking what you want on ya
Peanut butter sandwich is the only time your going to scribble jam
they don’t take net nerds who peep the Black part of the city in fear
cos' you’ve been hooked on Being Brown way before Whitney’s TV career
And don't get gassed, I voted you here...so calm it dude, let go
ya style was behind times so bad, even Macy Gray called it too retro
I’ll make sure the fact that you got a pussy’s viewed comically
Cos’ I seen a bush under arms like his dirty bitch during a robbery
Although the ugly whore can really throw it down in the sack
Hell, she needed a face lift…. just to pull the shit outta my lap
See, mah older styles…dripped venom like a centipede’s pores
To tell the truth, even manure style isn’t half as shitty as yours
Please, physically, I frighten you…you know this sucker’s scared
I’ll ‘skid Mark’ across the street until the block resembles his underwear
Just put a homo at the finish line, if you think this match is non-stellar
And you’ll see an arms race that’ll have Korea building bomb shelters
The mean streets of Maine! You prolly duck cops like a coward
Wanna see a night stick…
wait and see what my Black ass does to his mom in the shower
His folks addicted to Powerball, when will you learn, fuckers?
But I know you’ll win mil’s…how else would you churn butter?
C’mon, bitch, you’re horrified, you know that you can’t test me
Make you shake in ya boots...and use you as target practice for next week




sorry Vadik

Winner = Richard Corey

Keeps the belt.

Richard Corey vs. shake-zula (07-22-2005)

shake-zula

Nevermind. I'll just post now.

Catch 22

King Richard's reign is officially over 'coz of this thread...
It's funny. Until now, I thought only GOOD things come to an end
U may wanna start a rivalry, but I ain't allowin' it...
Beef is like ya mom's pussy...nothing good's ever come out of it
And I thought Saturday was the nicest time to start...
But now I've gotta start over..
...'coz I was originally writing lines for ARMZ
I been to ya crib mad times...I'm suprised u didn't know
Can't turn a ho into a housewife, but I turned ya housewife into a ho
Why u want 30? Fuck that, enough has been said...
I'm busy, so I'll let my gun talk for me...and fillabusta with lead
No homo, but u'd better start guardin' ya throat, fag...
Damnit, I'll CHOKE U thru this phone line, like Cosby in Ghost Dad
Next week, "One the Line" will be happenin', Rich...
it'll even include the championship!
...by the way, u should request a match for it
I know u nervous...wouldn't be suprised if u ran and fled...
But I'll put my foot so far down ya throat, u'll shit MY pants instead
Ya chin so big u need a parkin' space for it, Corey...
U don't use Axe as deodorant...u use one to shave in the morning
I always take the leadership role. It's a sad task....
See, I post first, finish 1st...damn, guess I'll only get the last laugh
Yeah, Booth noshowed...gave u a weak, little defense...
But I'm not like Mic...as u can see, I know how to handle a bitch


don't keep me waiting.

vs.

Richard Corey




If you don’t think he’s fag-friendly, this’ll prove something today
that seeing ‘Shake n’ gay kids’…brings a smile to everyone’s face.

there's something about you and that clip that's unnerving
is it that both of ya asses shoulda stopped after the first serving
I already stomped you...Damn midget, you’ll never get higher
dude is so 'short'…his parents ground him with electrical wire
My style’s forged in flame, words and phrases, cookin’ this fucker
While your style’s forged only because your ass took it from Butler
I know this isn’t my illest spits, but still I’ll turn this kid soluble
N’ ‘beat shakes with bad quality’ till he resembles a Dirty Twist audio
your like baseball, ya chances of being watched are hopeless
and somehow you got pastime status…
when you should be three spots below his.
and ya mom’s still fat, check her gut, the folds have bonded
so many rough grooves Ben Grimm could lace his vocals on it
I guess I’m a net legend… everyone says I’m a head of my time
If you were any more a net zero, we could all surf the web for a dime
so just stop it dog…. You know with girls your cock is soft
Only bitch to keep shake in her body…was hoping it’d knock him off
I call for ping pong with girls who know they’re playing an exceptional man
You call for ping pong cos’ mail order brides are best from Japan
Speaking of sports, ya mom’s confusion will be the slut’s downfall
Cos’ while she’s throwin’ it back like a quarterback,
the block’s playing dodge ball
I asked for 30…you went 22, and I can see why your ass tried
Hoping you would get 8 less… than when you faced me last time

Winner = shake-zula

New Champ.

shake-zula vs. ouch (07-28-2005)

ouch

punking a nigga 101's in session you geek.
lesson 1, don't use the same played cliches every week.

oops already flunked.. sorry homo.

stop actin tuff.. ya used to be nothin' big.
his old alias was Jax... because every little kid be jumpin him.
on the subject of girls, you ain't grabbin more tits.
but tell ya girl.. the invisible woman.. I loved her in the fantastic 4 flick.
his compulsive gambling habits won't let him stop.
he'd wager his own head..my shank's making sure all bets are off.
shake says he'll beat me.. I was laughin and stuff.
the shit he talks.. is like cars without reverse.. he ain't backin it up.

lightsout.

vs.

shake-zula

That's it?

I battled it out with Rich, now I'm left wit this joke...
Yea I'm inconsistant...'coz I never face two nice heads in a row
I don't write with a gimmick. My style isn't bitten...
But u almost ducked me...so I'm guessing I remind u of Demik
Think u're on my level? U need a clue, or help...
No way u'll be able to see my verse, and I ain't even in user hell
And this is one battle without any nameflips...
'Coz every "ouch" line has been done...and u're just not creative
Stop the lies, and start savin' ya breath, geek...
See I'd try, but this ain't the time...I won't face him 'till next week

nice try

Winner = shake-zula

Keeps the title.

shake-zula vs. timevirus (08-04-2005)

vs.

Shake will represent Sylvester Stallone. He will be dissing Arnold Schwarzenegger (TimeVirus)
TV will represent Arnold Schwarzenegger. he will be dissing Sylvester Stallone (Shake)


be creative!



shake-zula

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/aj1225/9r4uwp.jpg
look, "Ahhnold"...
U're just a little politician now. U're hardly a star...
U were in Total Recall. Ironic...it's a movie that nobody recalls
But keep ^that movie in mind, it shows signs of ya fate...
Just like that film, u'll see time travel...down to 9th in the ranks
U bite other people's trademarks. It's plain to see...
Look at ya forehead...tryn'a steal Travolta's reputation for grease
Terminator proved u're gay. the truth was shown...
U expect us to believe they couldn't teleport u with clothes?
U're stuck in that role. U showin the signs, bitch...
See, u GOTTA be a machine tonight...
...and that shit u typed had to be the result of a virus
Must have a frog in ya throat. Ya voice sounds wierd...
But that makes since.. after all the tadpoles I've shot down there
Posting a verse at all only proves u're dumb...
Watch NBC...U see, I MADE The Contendor...I don't lose to one
Mr. Hollywood. I know u're a big retarded jock...
And I'm sure u've slept with co-stars...even in Kindegarten Cop
I did Porn. U ain't man enough for that stuff, fag...
How u gonna be in an Adult film? U can't even grow a moustache
It's obvious chicks don't notice him...
Last time he heard a female yell "Hey, Arnold!"
...his kids was watchin Nickelodeon
And ya kids are young, but it didn't astonish me...
I heard that "The 40-year-old Virgin" is based on ur autobiography
Think u'll be Senator? Somebody lied to u, bitch...
If u ever pass any bills, they'll just get da vito
...like the guy who outshined u in "Twins"
U're washed up. I'm bout to finish ya, punk...
Ya fame is startin to resemble what those steroids did to ya nuts

U old as fuck. Ya family's already callin' a hearse...
U can see it clearly. Time's ruining ya looks, along with ya verse





yoooooo adrian!!!

vs.

timevirus

yo..

i mean, yo adrian...

at 21, i came to this country from austria with plenty to prove
english is my 3rd language - & I FUCKIN SPEAK IT BETTER THAN YOU
ya last hit flick was 12 years ago, & it was downright awful son
audiences paid to see Cliffhanger - then wished u jumped off of one
"Rocky" describes ya film career, & even u'd admit that it's true
so how's it feel knowin shake-zula's more consistent than u?!
ya acting skill was never set Instone, so now u sell supplements
ur in such a sad state, that i'm almost embarrassed to govern it
arnold be on that gutta shit.. i got true pimp's blood in my veins
how u think i can rub up against Bush while my wife never complains?
so u got a show, the contender.. ya credibility's easy to question
the only real fight u've had was a battle with reading comprehension
ur straight up substandard, b-rated, & easily stomped on bitch
try to chase my status & u'll windup in circles, like a softball pitch
ya nick name is "Sly" cuz u baited viewers & made a fool of 'em
ALL ya movies suck, but somehow everyone's seen at least 2 of 'em
but that was long ago.. for a while now u been a box office midget
Cop Land was an example of art imitating life - no one copped a ticket
ur crashin quicker than a deaf, blind quadruplegic forced to drive
i had a punchline here.. but i completely forgot it, like Rocky 4 & 5
let's take it back to 1970 when u did soft porn for 200 bucks
the fuck is up with ya mouth? must be all the soul bruthas u sucked
with one call, i'll send assassins to ya doorstep under disguise
no need to bring body wraps.. they'll use the bags under ya eyes
u'll feel the steel breezin thru ya back like a treacherous draft
i hold the weapon, peep our expressions - u tell me who's gettin the shaft

winner = shake-zula

this was a champ match, and it was in the first ever Weekly Battle League event intitled "On The Line", this battle was an instant classic.

shake-zula vs. Mufffy (08-12-2005)

Mufffy

no show aka maybe if he shows verse



you did well as stallone and established a new rep.
But you better stick to posing..coz thats what u do best.
Fuckin faggot. seriously i dont know who you are fool.
All i know..is that your an overaged fag..that fantisizes in cartoons.
Dawg seriously...Just wish you could die cuz.
Ya life is like ya battle last week.
People think you should of lost it to a Virus.
You not on my level. ur mud..and its not the hardest to tell
He aint german..but how could people Nazi' hes garbage as hell?
But i aint gotta speak. All my words all spoke by the shotty
Coz i excel' in havin doctors spreadsheets' all over ya body
And basically kid...your interpretation of things is really sad.
When people say Shake..ur booty..
they just talkin about how u suck...................really bad..
And knowing your gay must hurt clown.
No war involved..but dick was a treaty couldnt turn down.


match me if u show.

no time sorry



BUT BY THE POWERS BESTOWED IN ME..U SHALL NO SHOW BWHAHA

vs.

shake-zula

I'm here


Quote:
Originally Posted by shake-zula (vs. ouch)
I battled it out with Rich, now I'm left wit this joke...
Yea I'm inconsistant...'coz I never face two nice heads in a row

^The evidence shows that my statement was true...
And last week, I battled timevirus.....so what does that say about u?
See, U're just not thorough like me...
Yeah, ur chance to be champ is just out of Reach,
...but that's no excuse for ya oral hygiene
Why post a verse at all? Ya shit has been played...
It looks bad when the only person who picked u to win was ~M Blaze~
Last week, u were on my dick. It's just annoyin'...
U called my name so many times, I recieved threats from ya boyfriend
And ya verse has no chance of winnin' in hell...
But u can still end it on a good note...(edit in one about killin' urself)
I'm more mature. So u know that I'm quite older...
I'm a seasoned vet. And u need a dash of salt...over ya right shoulder
By the way, FUCK EVERYBODY in this league!...
Sorry, I just thought I'd attract some hate votes to keep this interesting

Winner = shake-zula

Keeps the title.

shake-zula vs. HotDogVendorMan (08-18-2005)

shake-zula

First off, u'll make the league look bad if u show...
'Coz this'll be the 2nd disappointing champ match in a row
Ya lines are weak. It don't take a genius to see...
U lost to one of the worst verses...that MERCULES ever keyed
U've accomplished nothin'. U not makin' noise...
U're the posterboy for wack heads..
...on second thought, u're more like the wallpaper boy
Really, how much do u weigh? It's hard to say...
They roll ur poncho out on baseball fields when it starts to rain
Think u winnin' this race? I doubt it, chump...
U needed an oxygen mask 'soon as u started runnin' out of luck
I love doin' nice shit. The feelin' is priceless...
So please, take my verse as a gift...I'd rather kill u with kindness
I'd use "ballpark" lines, Aces already done it tho...
besides, "hotdog" nameplay is old..
...I beat u with that in the RBL months ago
Opponents? yeah, u've seen some nice ones...
U also lost to Vadik...and that's ok, man...I only beat him 5-1
U see, I'm 21-5, but I'm not braggin', dude...
'Coz most of my wins came from people who were wack as u
U're safe for now...so keep talkin that bullshit...
If I punched u in the gut, the rest of my arm would get pulled in
And the voters are losin' their patience by now...
'Coz everybody's tired of fat jokes, so do us all a favor - sign out
Do what u want. I don't care, u gettin' beat...
It's funny. U dark as hell...yet, u still pale in comparison to me

U begged me to write ya verse for u, so I did it....
Here:

^And I even used ya style, so the mods wouldn't get suspicious

vs.

HotDogVendorMan

word.

I'mma hurtem bad, my shits stellar, and he cant get a rest.
I'll drop a ClasSick next week too,
to show my first week as champ s'a success.
Everybody knows if I actually try, he'll lose. No kidding, b.
Cuz Shakes got a burger and fries to go,
before he'd be considered big as me.
Aint no hope for u retaining, noone thinks that you'll pull it.
but for keepin ya eye on the prize,
I'll g'head and reward you wit bullets.
I'll shut the champ down, just to prove its not hard to do.
when my punchs give dude tender ribs, like he's at a bbq.
The K'll axe'm, and wait til i get it clappin.
You'll be pushin up Daisys, duke..w/o Jessica Simpsons shitty actin.
and as far as ya bitch, we kno whos gettin served
She flips up the skirt for me, but for you she'll only be flippin the bird.
you kno she a slut. think she's a plain jane?, then stop it.
cuz baby girls prolly cheated,
'urban in more gang bangs than Compton.

http://forums.b-boys.com/vbforum/sho...d.php?t=210353

And you know I'm real, dont think you're a thug
or my knife'll make you an 'underground rapper',
rc'll need some reassurance of.
I'm winning bitch, cuz I've ran through niggas gettin my flow on.
while Shakes title 'streak has been nothin more than a 'stroll wit no shirt on.
You're getting bad now, so son I'll be taking the crown.
but you'll leave a lasting impression, once I slam ya face in the ground.
One shot, and you'll see how this man breaks.
cuz the pump'll 'shimmey shake' like its the 60's dance craze.
You know its over Zula, dont gamble on it, your awful dude
At least votes'll be fair...cuz everyone'll roulette a loss for you

Winner = shake-zula

Still champ.

shake-zula vs. ClasSick

ClasSick

Quote:
Originally Posted by purfeksion
but what do i know? i'm just a nobody, right?

right.

he's got tons of flaws... just look at this bastard.
but Knowledge Of Self is a virtue... that hes apparently mastered
power ranks tell it all. yeah, i said it dude..
cuz how are you a REAL champ, with 6 heads ranked ahead of you?
face to face he's wishin Godspeed... i knew he would..
cuz he knows im'a whoop his ass even faster than God could.
my haymakers are relentless. ya face cant stop strive..
hits with such'a Direct Effect...
fuck the mag... they'll be MTV's top 5.
i gave ya girl the breast stroke. it was a dead must..
cuz shes like Azrael's dad. her melons known to make heads bust
dont talk shit.. i aint gonna call the law..
mouth off, to me...?
best describes the outcome of my shots to ya jaw
lets be real... whats really more trife..?
:Sick: <-- my SMILEY.. or that it represents your LIFE
his styles ooooold. you'll see him get pissed off..
when this Fossil gets box'd up after i cut his wrist... watch.
i'll stay clear of the face. im gonna promise..
only body shots.
cuz i never take nude pics above ya moms tits.
im clownin ya looks. you aint got the mental endurance, broad..
teeth so crooked... you got locked up for dental insurance fraud.
no guessin or wonderin. im as good as it gets..
fuck mind benders.
my bat'll have ya head doin backflips while ya brain does the splits.
dohpe was ill. notice: heres where i get to grin..
just know this... i stopped reppin when Mets let YOU in.
its a numbers game... how i just killed ya text, geek..
i came with the whole 9... to match ya rank next week.

yup.

vs.

shake-zula

Quote:
Originally Posted by Allah
shake will basically hand him the belt

^He was almost right, but now this shit's finished...
for 3 hours, I TRIED to give it away..
...and ya dumbass allowed an extension
My guess is, u're hopin' to get wrecked, right?...
Yeah...'Coz If I tear u a new one, it'll spice up ya sex life
And as far as votes, I'm gettin 'em all...
The voters'll discriminate on u...like Spems did to ya mom
Mic stood u up in the tag tourney. Get the hint?...
Obviously, Booth noshows whenever he's dealin with a bitch
Game over. My punches are hittin u worse...
I ain't ouch...this shit is lightsout BEFORE the end of the verse
Yeah, u live in "Chi town," I believe it's true...
But that's not the reason why niggas there don't speak to u
I fight hard, I don't stop till the person is broken...
U fight wit ya palms open, swingin ya arms in circular motions
U posted pics of ya car...all proud of ya wheels...
Yea, u drive Audi's...but we wish u'd leave, and be Audi, forreal
I am "forcing" shit...but u hardly ahead of me...
It's just been a while since I've shitted on anybody this heavily
And nobody here thinks a lot of u, Class...
U put yaself in the Legends forum...but that's not cocky...it's sad :Sick:

I seen ya Ecko shirt, and ya fitted is cool...
But the clothes don't make the man...u still need testicles too
Yeah, u were the first to win the belt multiple times...
But now u tryin to be the first to win it without postin' good lines??
Beat me? Please, u ain't even manly, punk...
I'm #1...u should know there's no way u'll take me standing up



game, set, and match

Winner = ClasSick

New Champ.

a few matches got lost in the crash without being saved.

David Lama vs. Mundicide (9-11-2005)

David Lama = Al Pacino
Mundicide = Robert Deniro


David Lama's verse (Al. Pacino)



Your acting sucks Rob.

And..

Ya need to shave badly, ur an Inconceivable troll
u don’t just look like a monster,
frankenstein was ur only believable role.
u’ve never had a girl, now I can see why kid
u only know the scent of a woman. cuz thats a Movie I did
I’ve outshined u before, that’s why u will see slack
U can try to even The Score.. but that flick’ll still be whack
ya want the bad guy?.. that’s it.. I’m Stabbing son
I’m known for doing scarface,
and after this u’ll be known for having one.
At hide & seek; I’m the score setter when through
while for u hide & seek. proved a little girl acts better than u
all that Anger in ya verse, yet it was fuckin dull kid
I wont see u in Raging Bull.. but I just saw Ragin’ Bull, Shit!
^maybe u don’t get it, some stuff needs explanations
cuz they really mean ur movie,
when they say u shouldn’t have Great Expectations.
Ur a pathetic pussy… Stop Trying to tantalize Tits
how u gonna ^anaylze that. when u can’t even ^analyze this?
U can’t step to me, I should have u in Awe
I was the godfather.. U were Gaylord focker’s father in law
fag, trying to hide the obvious?, ur just gay and dumb
I’d give u props for being In Goodfellas,
if it wasn’t in More ways than one.
so talk all the shit U want, while I fucking win, geek
but how u mock me for dying in flicks when I killed u in Heat?
noone likes ur movies, facts’ll drown ya joy bitch
so when shit hits The Fan,
whoever rent it flushed it down a toilet.

vs.

Mundicide's verse (Robert deniro)

Are you talkin' to me?


This is a fuckin' mis-match. This bitch has to prove he can win.
At least he's got shit to work with. I done TWO TIMES more movies as him.
But you're losing this Al. You ain't stealing the win from me bruh.
See the only time you got close to Robin anything, was in Insomnia.
Heat woulda been dope without Pacino. But nope, his ass made it.
So as soon as I heard this bitch was in Heat, I had my dogs castrated.
Look, his mugshot's ugly. But there's things I can still do with him.
Those rings round his eyes make me wanna shoot Raging Bull 2 in 'em.
And I played Jake La Motta in that movie. A role fit for the men.
Coz if you were cast for Raging Bull, they would've put "shit" on the end.
I'm untouchable. A good fella. Erryone knows my stuff is ill.
And you're the dude who ended up dying in his most famous fuckin' film.
I'm talking 'bout in Scarface, where Sosa sneaked in,
And you got blown in the back...
... like what I got from your girl at the cinema it screened in.
What was with Scent of a Woman? Not even the title wrote was class.
I'm guessing that women smell like shit, coz that movie was total ass.
Fam in The Godfather. But ya try-hard gangster did nothing for me.
I mean, your poorly done portrayal of Don Corleone was done only corny.
I'd be a better gangster. You'd be "dead meat" coz you're soft pal.
And if you "carrion" running your mouth, a stretcher will carry you "off,al".
Though I do own some of your DVDs, most I find very boring.
And on Any Given Sunday... is where I put my coffee cup every morning.
This is like a B-Boys movie. I'm the only star, no offense dude.
The only thing casted other than me, will be the voters votes against you.

Winner = David Lama

new champion.