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watup doggie

you eat eggs? fish?

when i hit 30 i'm contemplating cleaning up my act. i seen a video of people petting cows and it changed me. not enough to give it up yet. but i think that vid factored in with my general shit health i might cut out red meat. probably pork too cuz i can do without it anyways

but i figure chicken/fish/and eggs is plenty. chickens are evil creatures who i feel nothing for. same with fish. and i have a new found appreciation for eggs. they must have something im deficient in because i've been devouring them lately. the good ones though. i can't fuck with cheap eggs

but yea man i've decided when i hit 30 i'm quitting cigs, and changing my eating and drinking habits. while in reality i think i'm just giving myself an excuse to eat baconators for the next year and a half