The MySpace Member Diss Cypher Archive

[Saint]

Week 1 - Click Here For The Dissed Member

Winning Verse - Confirm Password
Used The Win? - Yes, Added A Win.



Lifted his shirt to show abs, I laughed.....with a model stash
Thought we were looking at six pack but the bottles smashed
So he's a gangsta crook but will get stamped as shook
He tried to blow a kiss but a tornado came and ruined his man hood
Homie added the fake bling to the picture but dont rush
Only time this ace seen a diamond, it got him the winning flush
He's the type to say 'I dont want no trouble' you'll catcha bubble
Lifted up his shirt to show he's been working out as Resin's stunt double
Metro-sexual punk, tryin to show off for the ladies but listen cuz
your lips have 'more Glaus on it' then the Toronto Blue Jays fan club
He's the bitch kid that'll never get ripped, so i'm diggin a big ditch
But his girl does have junk in her trunk, it's all of your hair products and lipstick
You will get dropped quick and catch a elbow like a Randy Slam
he's dandy fam but spend more time in the mirror then Candyman
I'll air him out for some dap or something to make everyone clap
You know its funny when he sat on santa lap and asked for a chaps
enuff off this bugaboo thug, i mean its digusting america chapter
last time he started trouble his whole family played monopoly after

rest in peace ...fruitcakeeeee

Week 2 - Click Here For The Dissed Member

Winning Verse - Justify
Used The Win? - Yes, Added A Win.




Ok, let's go.......but really, who you tryin to impress ho?
bitch please...
...Game Genie couldn't help you with THAT dress code
sex? no--i'm searchin hard to diss you, i promise you...
but you're a feat to clown--kinda like them Ronald McDonald shoes
yeah ok, you got a boyfriend--but despite what this whore said
you're one bitch i'd like to nail...
...RIGHT in the forehead...
i'm just writin before bed--and your tits?? i don't have the energy
because that chest has a flat that a spare tire couldn't remedy
bones and skin i see--cause you're starved kiddo, that's the reason
bulemics throw up what they just ate...
...YOU throw up shit you haven't eaten...
this is only half a beatin, but a nasty chick is what you seasoned to be
some ppl get hit with the ugly stick...
...you planted the seeds for the tree...
this just a reason to key, dirty slut........and ya hair's claimin feces
with a killer hawk like that, the shit should be an endangered species
you're deranged and easy--make ME a fan?? dammit, you need a tan
...lookin like a man trying to be a woman who's trying to be a man
you ain't a bitch that i would lie to, don't know how a guy could like you
when you grin so much like the Joker that Batman'll try to fight you
your eyes are frightful, face is so gaunt that i HAVE to clown it
cause your head's like a freakin skull...
...with dough and flour wrapped around it...
i'm snappin now, bitch---so gotdamn pale, you lookin type evil
jesus, you give a WHOLE NEW definition to the term "white" people
we ain't right equal...........because with you, staring's a problem
cuz with a face like that i bet those bangs weren't wearing a condom


I'd hit it.

Week 3 - Click Here For The Dissed Member

Winning Verse - Bayou
Used The Win? - Yes, Added A Win.





Ppl. try new looks, sometimes take off a couple layers
But when did Wierd Al go bulemic and start to act gayer?!
That hair's terrible..i dunno what you were thinkin dude
Funny you’ve got such a shag.. yet no girls are willing too
I'd stop with the hair..but in shame i stare at ya
With that Badu you got goin on I thought u’d be related to erika
Rockers don't where those frayed jeans, what a disaster
With that Rip-torn style your startin to offend the actor
Your a flamer, a faggit and not a things misunderstood
I'd say take the guitar outcha mouth..but its used to being around wood
I'm serious your a homo..your 1st pic admits - its tragic
That pose suits you perfect around dick the way ya straight jacket
Plus those shades? whack your attempt to be groovy failed
Those aviators your rockin are startin to affect the movies sales
I'm done with you loser.. if ya wanna battle then let it begin
Bring ya guitar with ya..cuz you'd need to pull a few strings to win!

Week 4 - Click Here For The Dissed Member

Winning Verse - None
Used The Win? - N/A.

Week 5 - Click Here For The Dissed Member

Winning Verse - HotDogVendorMan & Mets
Used The Win? - HotDogVendorMan - Yes, Removed A Loss. Mets - Yes, Removed A Loss.

HotDogVendorMan

Mets makin niggas key up verses n shit,
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c banks 1-2, 1-2
yo,
My hands are lethal weapons Carlton, I'll show I got the right tools faggot
when my punchs turn ya world inside out to match Wills high school jacket
I say bitchs hate ya, you say bitches feel ya G n push up.
but we wont argue Weather Girls like you or not...cuz Hilary's ya sister
see you're a closet homo aint no fuckin way we'd forget this
This nigga got a Tom Jones that'd make Jerry feel safe in the kitchen
cuz at least you'd be out...my flow the type to make fans get up
got your moms in the crowd tearin up...re-read the beginnin of my setup
but keep ya head up, somehow you'll see how to get chicks
if there's a Will theres a way...
...that he leaves witem n u go Home Alone like ya halloween outfit
You fraile C. Banks...flex a muscle? that thang is a mirage
If Phil felt 100lbs lighter after a shit you'd be the remainder in the john
groomin for this nigga is sloppy, armpit hair on this man is a no no
C got buckwheat in a headlock wit his arm around nicky n a family photo
Remember you're little sister singing? She was talking bout me on the shit
so tell Ashley I'm done 'Playin With Her Mind'...& wipe the skeet of her chin

sick-taaaaaaaaane

Mets

i keyed something to get this started.

dear carlton,


U seem like a well rounded dude, but how u gonna handle this defeat
..when i leave ur head so open it matches the sandals on ur feet
dammit, u a geek ..u'll die a nerd, i got the heat cocked now bitch!
only time dude was inside a bird he was a mascot in that peacock outfit
&..he's always on will's dick, what a fuckin disgrace you are
uncle tom, even ya dad had trouble judgin what fuckin race you are
i doubt that ur a lier though, kinda believe this lame was born fake
on the inside ur milky white, prolly y u gotta friend named cornflake
u a freeloadin no good economy drainer, thats tacky dressed
he'll be livin off daddy till he throws u out worse then he does jazzy jeff
but yo, just admit it. ur fuckin wack
even will wouldnt call u a g & he calls ur old black british butler that
& ..thats word, i'm usually not leechin when i write letters
but y's ur bro named little nicky, ur WAY closer to bein a white devil
u really dont have any choice but to stay black, i say that
cos' ur the type of dude the blacks would give away in the race draft
we'd tell'em to keep u, then we'd make a pact as friends
after we make a deal to take u, long as condaleeza can be black again
& colin powell ...we'll be glad we did it
2 for 1, thats such a good deal ..hillary will be mad she missed it
about to seal this kids fate, a deal, mixtapes ..im extra buzzed
only time u'd be all ova the streets, it'd be the same way that Trevor was
idk what to say, it'll have to get said by the rest of the hustlers
cos' evrything i originally wanted to say has already been said to the butler