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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 863
Battle Record: 23-19
Accomplishments - OM HOF
Champed - Fight Night 2
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^^^ How noncommittal! Typical attitude from a heavy-set guy Sounds like your response to every diet your family’s begged you to try I think you say “Fuck it” every time you put food in your stomach You would eat Green Eggs & Ham, plus every other book that’s been published He can’t even hear music — the fat clogs up his ear holes His favorite band is the gastric one he’s been saving for years for It feels unfair to take swipes at this bumbling blubbery whale Bitch, I’ll shoot you in 4 to 8 weeks when my hunting license comes in the mail And if you say that you deserve to live, then I believe ya Too bad my semi ain’t sold. I’m a bad realtor I’ll put a shooter on your house, your work, any place you roam No escapin’, holmes — I’ll put an animal on everything like baby clothes Your bitch stay hungry too, be careful when she come in for hugs Cuz I gave the bitch the almond milk — that means I nut in her jugs I hope you default on your 2005 Hyundai Elantra’s loans Then you wrap that whip around a tree, no Indiana Jones
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Topical C.R.E.A.M. Last edited by Pinot Grij; 01-10-2018 at 11:09 PM. |
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