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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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how uh oh makes points:
uhoh thinks changing to renewable energy opposed to oil is impossible uh oh hot take: SO A DYING STAR WALKS INTO A BAR WITH HELIUM AND NITROGEN AND THE BARTENDER SAYS DO U WANT GASOLINE ON THE ROCKS??? RHE DYING STAR SAYS NO I WANT HYDROGEN. HELOUM AND OXYGRN ABREE. BARTENDER OUTRAGED GOES WHY WOULD U WANT THAT THERES SO MHCH ALMOST INFINJTE ALLINTS OF IT WHY IS THAT HELPFUL FOR U THE STAR SAYS STFU I'm DYING FAGHOT SO THE BARTENDER SERVES GIMA. DRINK AND SAYS U KNOW GASOLINE IS NEBER GONNA COME BACK CUS ITS A NON RENEWABLE SOURCE SO THIS IS AXRUSLLY BETTER THSN HYDROGRN SRFU ASSHOLE TOOTH FAGHOT |
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