12-04-2017, 01:08 PM | #1 |
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Incredible vs Chyeahh!!!- Chyeahh! wins
Netcees Battle League: The Legends Edition Rules Due Dates: Verses are due Thursday and will be open until Sunday. Battles that lack votes may close later. One sided battles may get closed early. Extensions are 24 hours Line Limit: Minimum of 8, maximum of 16. If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first. Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE! @Incredible @Chyeahh!!! |
12-04-2017, 04:03 PM | #2 |
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Check, 10lines good?
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12-05-2017, 07:10 AM | #3 |
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Tool time with that beard...looks like we should be seeing a birds beak, your weird n we forget the words you speak He progressively gettin mad now like its Flo's week, sharing traits with ya bitch cause outside your black but downstairs your both pink I'll bust 4 to C head, then press fast forward to see if he dead, hit rewind just so I can blast him w/ the C4 instead Your plots always end w/ no cred, he'll see this and cut like bread n what he's got written will start to immediately poor red!! No one has ever believed what you said! Pull out all the tricks first week? ill wait until 6, no need for concealing this shit, for this guy? itll be no problem Cuz you slow in the head, like a bitch that gives no noggin, throwing that syrup back, won't stop you from a coughin (coffin) I'm obviously not a good match for you, n sorry I'm taken, he the fat dude that stops the waitress... "um, I asked for regular...this is Canadian bacon" If you did a live feed while reading this, he'd be visibly shaken, your threads are constantly flaken, are we sure he ain't Jamaican?* I mean they just never come true, so what's up? What you gon do? Chyeah so big, inc gotta be at the top of this seesaw battle I'll wait till he gets going and then cut the head off this BULLshit and leave nothing but C YEE-AH n sattle |
12-05-2017, 02:13 PM | #4 |
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you aint dope enough to come around here and flex nigga
yea this Return of the legends, meaning you're not even allowed to touch keys... or press Enter I MC searched you and got the gas face from the results on the 1st page absolutely nothin...cuz you stay at home and never score,let alone get to 3rd base I got big guns,the sound alone leaves niggas deaf bro while your guns got a smaller bust than Misses Destro's I'll tell yah bitch "Follow meeee" in my Pac voice, she'll run in my DM's, see.. and for the record, I gave her more advances than Russell Simmons, check the TMZ who R U, that's rhetorical, I'm the Oracle..the One all in yah chic's cookie, dog and you get Mase'd by when you look at broads, that's word to the book of God
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12-05-2017, 08:15 PM | #5 |
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Tool time with that beard...looks like we should be seeing a birds beak, your weird n we forget the words you speak
He progressively gettin mad now like its Flo's week, sharing traits with ya bitch cause outside your black but downstairs your both pink wtf I'll bust 4 to C head, then press fast forward to see if he dead, hit rewind just so I can blast him w/ the C4 instead Your plots always end w/ no cred, he'll see this and cut like bread n what he's got written will start to immediately poor red!! this is gonna be a 20 line verse No one has ever believed what you said! Pull out all the tricks first week? ill wait until 6, no need for concealing this shit, for this guy? itll be no problem Cuz you slow in the head, like a bitch that gives no noggin, throwing that syrup back, won't stop you from a coughin (coffin) this is not good I'm obviously not a good match for you, n sorry I'm taken, he the fat dude that stops the waitress... "um, I asked for regular...this is Canadian bacon" If you did a live feed while reading this, he'd be visibly shaken, your threads are constantly flaken, are we sure he ain't Jamaican?* dear lord I mean they just never come true, so what's up? What you gon do? Chyeah so big, inc gotta be at the top of this seesaw battle I'll wait till he gets going and then cut the head off this BULLshit and leave nothing but C YEE-AH n sattle i do not like this vs you aint dope enough to come around here and flex nigga yea this Return of the legends, meaning you're not even allowed to touch keys... or press Enter i thought this was nice I MC searched you and got the gas face from the results on the 1st page absolutely nothin...cuz you stay at home and never score,let alone get to 3rd base light I got big guns,the sound alone leaves niggas deaf bro while your guns got a smaller bust than Misses Destro's reach I'll tell yah bitch "Follow meeee" in my Pac voice, she'll run in my DM's, see.. and for the record, I gave her more advances than Russell Simmons, check the TMZ this is good who R U, that's rhetorical, I'm the Oracle..the One all in yah chic's cookie, dog and you get Mase'd by when you look at broads, that's word to the book of God not feelin this Incredible u have a lot to learn. Chyeaa had a decent verse. v/chyea
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12-06-2017, 09:27 AM | #6 |
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This isn’t a pic battle, right?
Chyeaah wins by dq then |
12-06-2017, 09:34 AM | #7 |
Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!!
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It's not specified, but pic approval's an unspoken rule..still with or without the DQ Chyeah won. Incredible your punch structure need a lot of work & development. Punchlines should be metaphors, smilies, wordplay, jokes or all of the above. VOTE CHYEAHHH!
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12-06-2017, 12:37 PM | #8 | ||
As-salamu alaykum!
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12-06-2017, 04:44 PM | #9 |
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Chyeahh wins in a weird battle where I actually liked nothing in either verse and I may leave and never vote again.
Vote for chyeahhh though just because. |
12-06-2017, 06:37 PM | #10 |
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Worst verse I’ve seen in ages, incredible... no pun intended
Meteor man wins easily
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12-06-2017, 07:18 PM | #11 |
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Vote chinning tatum
Baseball reference was cool |
12-07-2017, 12:39 PM | #12 | ||
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12-07-2017, 05:37 PM | #13 |
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First & foremost, amen is literally the worst voter and shouldn’t be allowed to vote. I Appreciate that he takes the time to break everything down but everything is wack to him no matter what because he’s the best textcee to ever grace sites.
Incredible: You need to learn how to form short bar punches, what you were doing just ain’t cutting it, too hard on the eyes and you didn’t have anything good plain & simple. Chyaaas: you aint dope enough to come around here and flex nigga yea this Return of the legends, meaning you're not even allowed to touch keys... or press Enter alright cool I MC searched you and got the gas face from the results on the 1st page absolutely nothin...cuz you stay at home and never score,let alone get to 3rd base decent I got big guns,the sound alone leaves niggas deaf bro while your guns got a smaller bust than Misses Destro's lol’d, I liked it I'll tell yah bitch "Follow meeee" in my Pac voice, she'll run in my DM's, see.. and for the record, I gave her more advances than Russell Simmons, check the TMZ didnt like this tho who R U, that's rhetorical, I'm the Oracle..the One all in yah chic's cookie, dog and you get Mase'd by when you look at broads, that's word to the book of God nah Didn’t need to flex the pen here, easy W Vote Chyeah |
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