Classic WBL Match: shake-zula vs. timevirus

Saint · 11-09-2017, 11:45 PM

(4th August 2005)

shake-zula vs. timevirus

Shake will represent Sylvester Stallone. He will be dissing Arnold Schwarzenegger (TimeVirus)
TV will represent Arnold Schwarzenegger. he will be dissing Sylvester Stallone (Shake)

be creative!

shake-zula

look, "Ahhnold"...
U're just a little politician now. U're hardly a star...
U were in Total Recall. Ironic...it's a movie that nobody recalls
But keep ^that movie in mind, it shows signs of ya fate...
Just like that film, u'll see time travel...down to 9th in the ranks
U bite other people's trademarks. It's plain to see...
Look at ya forehead...tryn'a steal Travolta's reputation for grease
Terminator proved u're gay. the truth was shown...
U expect us to believe they couldn't teleport u with clothes?
U're stuck in that role. U showin the signs, bitch...
See, u GOTTA be a machine tonight...
...and that shit u typed had to be the result of a virus
Must have a frog in ya throat. Ya voice sounds wierd...
But that makes since.. after all the tadpoles I've shot down there
Posting a verse at all only proves u're dumb...
Watch NBC...U see, I MADE The Contendor...I don't lose to one
Mr. Hollywood. I know u're a big retarded jock...
And I'm sure u've slept with co-stars...even in Kindegarten Cop
I did Porn. U ain't man enough for that stuff, fag...
How u gonna be in an Adult film? U can't even grow a moustache
It's obvious chicks don't notice him...
Last time he heard a female yell "Hey, Arnold!"
...his kids was watchin Nickelodeon
And ya kids are young, but it didn't astonish me...
I heard that "The 40-year-old Virgin" is based on ur autobiography
Think u'll be Senator? Somebody lied to u, bitch...
If u ever pass any bills, they'll just get da vito
...like the guy who outshined u in "Twins"
U're washed up. I'm bout to finish ya, punk...
Ya fame is startin to resemble what those steroids did to ya nuts

U old as fuck. Ya family's already callin' a hearse...
U can see it clearly. Time's ruining ya looks, along with ya verse

yoooooo adrian!!!

vs.

timevirus

yo..

i mean, yo adrian...

at 21, i came to this country from austria with plenty to prove
english is my 3rd language - & I FUCKIN SPEAK IT BETTER THAN YOU
ya last hit flick was 12 years ago, & it was downright awful son
audiences paid to see Cliffhanger - then wished u jumped off of one
"Rocky" describes ya film career, & even u'd admit that it's true
so how's it feel knowin shake-zula's more consistent than u?!
ya acting skill was never set Instone, so now u sell supplements
ur in such a sad state, that i'm almost embarrassed to govern it
arnold be on that gutta shit.. i got true pimp's blood in my veins
how u think i can rub up against Bush while my wife never complains?
so u got a show, the contender.. ya credibility's easy to question
the only real fight u've had was a battle with reading comprehension
ur straight up substandard, b-rated, & easily stomped on bitch
try to chase my status & u'll windup in circles, like a softball pitch
ya nick name is "Sly" cuz u baited viewers & made a fool of 'em
ALL ya movies suck, but somehow everyone's seen at least 2 of 'em
but that was long ago.. for a while now u been a box office midget
Cop Land was an example of art imitating life - no one copped a ticket
ur crashin quicker than a deaf, blind quadruplegic forced to drive
i had a punchline here.. but i completely forgot it, like Rocky 4 & 5
let's take it back to 1970 when u did soft porn for 200 bucks
the fuck is up with ya mouth? must be all the soul bruthas u sucked
with one call, i'll send assassins to ya doorstep under disguise
no need to bring body wraps.. they'll use the bags under ya eyes
u'll feel the steel breezin thru ya back like a treacherous draft
i hold the weapon, peep our expressions - u tell me who's gettin the shaft

winner = shake-zula

11-09-2017, 11:45 PM	#1
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,251 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535868	Classic WBL Match: shake-zula vs. timevirus (4th August 2005) shake-zula vs. timevirus Shake will represent Sylvester Stallone. He will be dissing Arnold Schwarzenegger (TimeVirus) TV will represent Arnold Schwarzenegger. he will be dissing Sylvester Stallone (Shake) be creative! shake-zula look, "Ahhnold"... U're just a little politician now. U're hardly a star... U were in Total Recall. Ironic...it's a movie that nobody recalls But keep ^that movie in mind, it shows signs of ya fate... Just like that film, u'll see time travel...down to 9th in the ranks U bite other people's trademarks. It's plain to see... Look at ya forehead...tryn'a steal Travolta's reputation for grease Terminator proved u're gay. the truth was shown... U expect us to believe they couldn't teleport u with clothes? U're stuck in that role. U showin the signs, bitch... See, u GOTTA be a machine tonight... ...and that shit u typed had to be the result of a virus Must have a frog in ya throat. Ya voice sounds wierd... But that makes since.. after all the tadpoles I've shot down there Posting a verse at all only proves u're dumb... Watch NBC...U see, I MADE The Contendor...I don't lose to one Mr. Hollywood. I know u're a big retarded jock... And I'm sure u've slept with co-stars...even in Kindegarten Cop I did Porn. U ain't man enough for that stuff, fag... How u gonna be in an Adult film? U can't even grow a moustache It's obvious chicks don't notice him... Last time he heard a female yell "Hey, Arnold!" ...his kids was watchin Nickelodeon And ya kids are young, but it didn't astonish me... I heard that "The 40-year-old Virgin" is based on ur autobiography Think u'll be Senator? Somebody lied to u, bitch... If u ever pass any bills, they'll just get da vito ...like the guy who outshined u in "Twins" U're washed up. I'm bout to finish ya, punk... Ya fame is startin to resemble what those steroids did to ya nuts U old as fuck. Ya family's already callin' a hearse... U can see it clearly. Time's ruining ya looks, along with ya verse yoooooo adrian!!! vs. timevirus yo.. i mean, yo adrian... at 21, i came to this country from austria with plenty to prove english is my 3rd language - & I FUCKIN SPEAK IT BETTER THAN YOU ya last hit flick was 12 years ago, & it was downright awful son audiences paid to see Cliffhanger - then wished u jumped off of one "Rocky" describes ya film career, & even u'd admit that it's true so how's it feel knowin shake-zula's more consistent than u?! ya acting skill was never set Instone, so now u sell supplements ur in such a sad state, that i'm almost embarrassed to govern it arnold be on that gutta shit.. i got true pimp's blood in my veins how u think i can rub up against Bush while my wife never complains? so u got a show, the contender.. ya credibility's easy to question the only real fight u've had was a battle with reading comprehension ur straight up substandard, b-rated, & easily stomped on bitch try to chase my status & u'll windup in circles, like a softball pitch ya nick name is "Sly" cuz u baited viewers & made a fool of 'em ALL ya movies suck, but somehow everyone's seen at least 2 of 'em but that was long ago.. for a while now u been a box office midget Cop Land was an example of art imitating life - no one copped a ticket ur crashin quicker than a deaf, blind quadruplegic forced to drive i had a punchline here.. but i completely forgot it, like Rocky 4 & 5 let's take it back to 1970 when u did soft porn for 200 bucks the fuck is up with ya mouth? must be all the soul bruthas u sucked with one call, i'll send assassins to ya doorstep under disguise no need to bring body wraps.. they'll use the bags under ya eyes u'll feel the steel breezin thru ya back like a treacherous draft i hold the weapon, peep our expressions - u tell me who's gettin the shaft winner = shake-zula