coroner reveals he choked to death on an egg!?!?!?!?!?
mannnnn idk about that dumb ass shit are you kidding me. is this the illuminati trying to divert our attentions to some bs and not the whole conspiracy of him being killed, or did humpty dumpty take the contract and bring him shell on earth?
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.