Buddha Dome v.s. XKING

God Of War · 01-27-2013, 01:39 PM

posted on 7/17/01

XKING

BD when you was little you had to ride the short bus/ya favorite candy was "nut-rage-us"/you always purposely getyin sent to jail/yellin in envelopes trynna send a "voice" mail/after you spit ya rhyme i could swear the temp got hotter/but it was cuz ya breath that made my eyes water/girl so dumb she bought a clock trynna "buy time"/suck so much dick got Trojan wrote on her gum line/ya man shot a load in ya mouth so he got an "ill flow"/every time ya fart it makes an echo/only herb you ever smoked was somethin called oregano/trynna tell me you can "suck as fast as the wind blows"/come home to find me and ya girl not wearin any clothes/ya girls missing vibrator is not an unsolved mystery/it was stolen by Buddha D.o.m.e/say you in the garage trynna fix the mower though/but she know that that's the sound of her dildo/ya trynna pick up older men in the library/and ya favorite book is the "dicktionary"/you wet your tissue first so ya fingers go up ya ass/pump yaself first before pumpin the gas/slapped ya mama in the back and her tit fell off/breath so stank you make a new disease everytime you cough/so fat you fill up the tub then turn the water on/go to the pet store trynna look for a "hard-bone"/ya lackin in humor just like ya testosterone level/trynna find ya IQ but i don't even have a shovel/your teeth look like you be eatin 1000 bricks/but just remember one thing that dicks are for chicks/

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Buddha Dome

XKing, you just became the ex-king 'cause I took ya crown kid
Took ya down kid
Why ya look astounded?
I've already made it known I'm officially ill
So to you, I flip the bird quicker than a rotisserie grill
It's a mystery still where my Pokemon draws went
Must've left 'em with your girl, chokin' on ball lent
'Cause she stay lickin' my nut sack and butt crack
But on the real, you can have that slut back
Her yellow teeth be blurrin' my sight
Beep me so much, I sound like the Jerry Springer Show durin' a fight
But she was cheap, and I ain't need no ice and glisten
She let me bend her legs back like a Tyson's chicken
I got a license to stick it, though it's not wise to lick it
And my ass kept gettin' bit by the mice and crickets
But I had to bone this nude tramp in her mouth
Pussy dirty, and homeless dudes camp at her house
All she want is food stamps and her blouse opens up
Just hope and trust the crabs don't make the Trojan bust
It was her turn to get dogged
We all took turns wit' ya braud
Sperm dripped and clogged her throat till she talked like Kermit the Frog
Now she burps tadpoles, chick slurps assholes quick
While the crickets chirp, "That hoe's sick!"
No cupid there, ass look like a cubic square on her hips
Smilin', wantin' a kiss with my pubic hairs on her lips
She got one tittie that sags (solo/so low) it looks like an extra limb
She's affordable, but never will we have sex again
I regret it, I'm up against a wall bumpin' my head
Got a rabid mutt humpin' my leg
Hmmm, take it home with me and jump in the bed
Let it lick my nuts
(Eeewwww!) Is it somethin' I said?
Well I don't give a fuck
It reminds me of your girl, see there's still a sentemental connection
Even though her hair got more tracks than Dre's instrumental collection
And she's missin' so many teeth, her mouth looks like Stonehenge
And her well known stench makes my nose cringe
But she's your hoe, and that's probably why you're so gay
Rated X King of the gayest porn with your anus torn; go away!
Play with a lotta balls but never been to Chuck E. Cheese
Drop mics on purpose, bend down and say, "Fuck me please!"
Rock your lucky briefs to the club gossinpin' with go-go chicks
Then head straight for the homo dicks
And bounce on 'em like pogo sticks
Whatever floats your boat and makes you happy, go for it
But the Titanic did sink when DeCaprio boarded!!!

01-27-2013, 01:39 PM	#1
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	Buddha Dome v.s. XKING posted on 7/17/01 XKING BD when you was little you had to ride the short bus/ya favorite candy was "nut-rage-us"/you always purposely getyin sent to jail/yellin in envelopes trynna send a "voice" mail/after you spit ya rhyme i could swear the temp got hotter/but it was cuz ya breath that made my eyes water/girl so dumb she bought a clock trynna "buy time"/suck so much dick got Trojan wrote on her gum line/ya man shot a load in ya mouth so he got an "ill flow"/every time ya fart it makes an echo/only herb you ever smoked was somethin called oregano/trynna tell me you can "suck as fast as the wind blows"/come home to find me and ya girl not wearin any clothes/ya girls missing vibrator is not an unsolved mystery/it was stolen by Buddha D.o.m.e/say you in the garage trynna fix the mower though/but she know that that's the sound of her dildo/ya trynna pick up older men in the library/and ya favorite book is the "dicktionary"/you wet your tissue first so ya fingers go up ya ass/pump yaself first before pumpin the gas/slapped ya mama in the back and her tit fell off/breath so stank you make a new disease everytime you cough/so fat you fill up the tub then turn the water on/go to the pet store trynna look for a "hard-bone"/ya lackin in humor just like ya testosterone level/trynna find ya IQ but i don't even have a shovel/your teeth look like you be eatin 1000 bricks/but just remember one thing that dicks are for chicks/ vs Buddha Dome XKing, you just became the ex-king 'cause I took ya crown kid Took ya down kid Why ya look astounded? I've already made it known I'm officially ill So to you, I flip the bird quicker than a rotisserie grill It's a mystery still where my Pokemon draws went Must've left 'em with your girl, chokin' on ball lent 'Cause she stay lickin' my nut sack and butt crack But on the real, you can have that slut back Her yellow teeth be blurrin' my sight Beep me so much, I sound like the Jerry Springer Show durin' a fight But she was cheap, and I ain't need no ice and glisten She let me bend her legs back like a Tyson's chicken I got a license to stick it, though it's not wise to lick it And my ass kept gettin' bit by the mice and crickets But I had to bone this nude tramp in her mouth Pussy dirty, and homeless dudes camp at her house All she want is food stamps and her blouse opens up Just hope and trust the crabs don't make the Trojan bust It was her turn to get dogged We all took turns wit' ya braud Sperm dripped and clogged her throat till she talked like Kermit the Frog Now she burps tadpoles, chick slurps assholes quick While the crickets chirp, "That hoe's sick!" No cupid there, ass look like a cubic square on her hips Smilin', wantin' a kiss with my pubic hairs on her lips She got one tittie that sags (solo/so low) it looks like an extra limb She's affordable, but never will we have sex again I regret it, I'm up against a wall bumpin' my head Got a rabid mutt humpin' my leg Hmmm, take it home with me and jump in the bed Let it lick my nuts (Eeewwww!) Is it somethin' I said? Well I don't give a fuck It reminds me of your girl, see there's still a sentemental connection Even though her hair got more tracks than Dre's instrumental collection And she's missin' so many teeth, her mouth looks like Stonehenge And her well known stench makes my nose cringe But she's your hoe, and that's probably why you're so gay Rated X King of the gayest porn with your anus torn; go away! Play with a lotta balls but never been to Chuck E. Cheese Drop mics on purpose, bend down and say, "Fuck me please!" Rock your lucky briefs to the club gossinpin' with go-go chicks Then head straight for the homo dicks And bounce on 'em like pogo sticks Whatever floats your boat and makes you happy, go for it But the Titanic did sink when DeCaprio boarded!!!