Eyoo. For the first time in my life i had a nigga hit on me and say he was...

[boof]

tbh i've been hit on by a lot of gay dudes

was housekeeping at a motel 6 and my boss was like hey u want some free weights come on by i'm tryna get rid of em' im like yeah of course man i need it(first time i'd talked to him, just tryna be friendly u kno) so then i get there and he pours me a glass of wine and 5 minutes later i find out he produces young adult gay pornos and he offered me a bunch of money so i ran for my life and left the freeweights behind. only reason i'm still skinny tbh

other time i was a tax preparer and they had me set up in a cubicle in a walmart and one of the employees was tryna get his taxes done so of course i set him up with a price on the side for me to pocket and the conversation(FIRST CONVO WE'VE EVER HAD) went from

"yeah u should come hang out"

to LITERALLY the next sentence

"yeah i mean u dont have to do anything maybe just like watch me & my friend touch each other or whatever we'll give you a bunch of money" so i ran for my life and left the cubicle behind. only reason the irs is still looking for me tbh

those are two isolated incidents though usually they're quite respectful