Diss The Emcee Above You

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Originally Posted by Vapeo

Im confused Witty, are you trying to give compliments?
You think my original rhymes, are just the opposite?
You misread my name you illiterate dud
I don’t Vape, i smoke bogies and bud

You don't vape? What a shame... you seem to be the type.
To wear T-shirts that say "I bet you wish you were white"...
I'd say some cool shit to you, but doubt you'd get the lingo.
...then buttfuck ya grandma til' the bitch yellin' bingo.

swag.

[Darker Ego]

Vapeo trynna bite the hands that feed him
After i am done with him everyone will despise the weakling
What we gonna give this kid is a surprise beating
can't satisfy a lady we know that his wife be cheating
what a smelly grinch getbready for a deadly lynch
your pun hes only feel like a baby pinch
raping your rep without breaking a sweat
I am non grinning don and ace
Assaulting you with bombs of mace
shuv you on top of spinning helicopter blades
till you resemble zombies with beautifully ruptured face
pardon my intrudance its like i just entered highschool
And anyone who decides to defy me is a damn fool
Stab him in the grits with a sharp tool
took took my first opponent already
so the next one better know i will be storming him steady
Split through his dome with matchete
while he cruises the road on a chevy
Have all his body torn like confetti
cause he is an abomination like he was born from a yeti
If you got an average mind then my flow you won't get it
think you are the sickest? I wrote this free while i was eating my reeces
right before taking a shit for recess
if this was science class i would rip your thesis into pieces
You only claim you are above because you haven't seen my reaches
my frees are sweet like peaches you are like an engine that be needing greases
everytime you attack me the power in my being increases

[Scripter]

Gotta change this fools name to perfect
cause his rhymes are...two times in each bar
worst yet
he bragging like "this shit ain't hard..."
what you mean? your dick?
cuz you ain't even versed shit
your girl already told you bro
you don't know how to work it
you gotta rehearse
or at least use your head first
before you disperse or submit writs

[Vapeo]

I’m not all bark, I can most assuredly bite
But I don’t usually pick fights...
That I know I can’t win, cuz I know I wanna look nice

But I’ll bite , cuz your rhymes are so ice

When I spit, i get buildings evacuating
Scared of my heat? … yeah I can see you deflating
You’re so full of hot air, but I’m the one going places
Talking bout “bombs of mace” wow, amazing

The only thing you’re beating me at, is sucking
Ironic cuz you’re girl prolly looks like the Ugly duckling
That’s if you even have one, and if you do I’m chuckling
Cuz who the actual fuck would date a good for nothing?

My wife ain’t cheating, and I know she never will
Thats If I even get one, which I know I prolly will
But I’m sorry for digressing, I know its not impressive
But neither are you, never mind I’m not apologetic

I’m not sick in the literal sense, but my shits intense
Not my literal shit, Mr. Other side of the fence
My grass is real green up here, I know you’re dense
But I’m so high up, and you ain’t even making sense

To be honest? You made a mistake coming after me
But you ain’t totally bad, yeah I’ll say it honestly
Not like Mr J., I smoked him thoroughly
or Scripter, cuz he’s an anomaly

But Both you fat wifefat wifefat wife, and Scripter, get on my nerves
If this were the Purge, you’d have to watch your backs nerds
I gave you a warning, I guess you still haven’t heard
No matter, I’ll eat you up and shit you out turds

They say you only live once no repeats
You only have one sweet 16
But I just wrote 2 sweet 16s
Keep coming at me, clearly you didn't get my meaning

[Mr. J]

I bet your socks smell like moldy cheese.
cavities on each of your four lonely teeth.
pimples on your back bigger than ya eyes son.
You already a dick head....
so a shell will finish you off like SURPRISE...
bruuuhhhh. I don't care who signed son
Who approved him to slide? Amirite bruh?
green pipes, fire flower & I'm hittin bricks.
but I'm making coin boy, you just gettin kicks.
flipping nicks by the quarter & winning big
That shit will get you twisted & obsessed boy
librarian operation right upside ya head boy
when the blood spatter won't be anunnedda
make sure your thoughts & life run together
the microscope reveals the crimescene
this jerk was upset and really wanted to fight me...
I swear it was an accident..but that's not likely.
this is how I felt when I read your shit
and that's the exact same thing I left you with

[Darker Ego]

Woah this kid really sound like a tyrant
but he will need more than just a simple diss to conquer the giant
because most of his nsults are boring so send another defiant
Time to radically belittle this pest
for not properly competing the test
Flaccid punk I'm invincible in text
causing damage that astounds when the scripting commence
ramming your cunt like a dick that immense
and have you backing up when the shit is intense
unravel the gore and make your crowd feel the suspense
when they find your body mangled and torn from the brink of a fence
your offense is weak you better start thinking defense
you dont have what it takes to succeed in the business
proud little hater defeat you with invincible quickness
put your life in more danger than a critical witness
perfect patterns in every line stitched by the seamstress
My being bleed diamonds
I am down at the beach eating some sweet almonds
the abominable monster making deals like a formidable mobster
you are not rolling deep like chilling on rock like a lobster
your style is trash found under a smelly dumpster
the difference between me and you is that you read from teleprompter
your lines are shit like some wretched pampers
My styles deep like some burried anchors
eat you alive like some deadly cancers
Squishing your neck like seventy clampers
have your head impaled by steady Lancers
cannibalized along with devilish campers
then feed your remains to hellish panters
PS you earned the right to train with the blessed authors

[Mr. J]

I didn't even read half that...
But thanks for giving me something to laugh at

[2tripple0]

Originally Posted by Darker fat wifefat wifefat wife

Woah this kid really sound like a tyrant
but he will need more than just a simple diss to conquer the giant
because most of his nsults are boring so send another defiant
Time to radically belittle this pest
for not properly competing the test
Flaccid punk I'm invincible in text
causing damage that astounds when the scripting commence
ramming your cunt like a dick that immense
and have you backing up when the shit is intense
unravel the gore and make your crowd feel the suspense
when they find your body mangled and torn from the brink of a fence
your offense is weak you better start thinking defense
you dont have what it takes to succeed in the business
proud little hater defeat you with invincible quickness
put your life in more danger than a critical witness
perfect patterns in every line stitched by the seamstress
My being bleed diamonds
I am down at the beach eating some sweet almonds
the abominable monster making deals like a formidable mobster
you are not rolling deep like chilling on rock like a lobster
your style is trash found under a smelly dumpster
the difference between me and you is that you read from teleprompter
your lines are shit like some wretched pampers
My styles deep like some burried anchors
eat you alive like some deadly cancers
Squishing your neck like seventy clampers
have your head impaled by steady Lancers
cannibalized along with devilish campers
then feed your remains to hellish panters
PS you earned the right to train with the blessed authors

Okay kid thanks fa putting the cypher off
Hate ta say it bro, but ya rhymes are soft
It's all about perspective
Like how the horizon split the earth from the heavens
Yo think you quick?
But you aint neslee so ain't going to be no chocolate milk
Dog I'm killing you with ease
I'm like property development you could call me a lease
For real though you like a dilapidated house
Way that electricity keep blacking out.
Yo on the real my lines getting passed around like an Olympic torch
I'm like a slave escaping the whites using stars so I know which way is north.
I'm very demanding
It's like a popular song something that keeps the crowd dancing
I'll leave ya stranded
Faggot you been around so long you could orbit the sun like a planet
I wreak havoc for real son
You be clogging ya lungs with all them blunts you smoke.
Gotta finish this shit correct
It's like women and how they ain't like being treated like objects
I'm like Benjamin Franklin way I conduct electricity with kites
Y'all can check the dice since for real numbers don't ever lie.
Whatever though, go ahead and make a response...
You be some bozos fa thinking I won't have ya faggots acting like clowns.

[Mr. J]

Your pattern is laughable
why go back to back with you?
your fat is like mandibles..
a literal flesh eating cannibal.
if its hot out....
the grease on yo skin could cook my food.
no body type alive looks like you.
looking like a 100 bean bags rolled into one
making me wonder ...damn...what would you roll into sun?
smelling like a microwaved adult diaper.
but youre cool though & a imaginative writer :)

[2tripple0]

Boy you be missing my presence like restraining orders
Try crossing me and I'll have ya deported like American borders
For real go back to providing estates since you suck with property
I'm a philosopher cats say I resemble some Socrates
And I know ya faded but bro keep this cypher hot like a blanket
You be so history bro I gots ta call ya lines something ancient
Switch places? Fuck that I'm all done acting j
You be such a hoe dog people say ya resemble cabaret
Can't put ya finger on it got ya giving me blank stares
Filled ya bitch with cream she love it call me chocolate affair
That's something new to her she used to always complaining
I got her feeling it even tho her pussy wrinkled like sum rasians
I gotta be honest bro you can keep ya girl I'd rather stay single
Cause these ladies can't stop once my shit pop off like sum Pringles
But enough about ya girl let's handle this man to man
But dogit be hard when j so fake he similar to a mannican
Fuck it you get it enough j let's be honest g
Serious bro you such a joke I have to write a couple comedies
And I'm thinking of ending it all bro
It's detrimental to hear it cause j you sound like you high as fuck like altos
Can't see me tho y'all can call me wheres waldo

[Darker Ego]

Thought i killed this bumm acting
but once again he surprises me and comes for a smacking
I am here to devour your hopes like the krakken
swinging tentacles that leave you totally flattened
discipline this punk for obnoxious rapping
cause you aint making no money with bars like some Hos that be slacking
discipline this punk for obnoxious rapping
that be sweeter that the fudge he packing
you are just a creature imprisoned inside these sacred fantasies
dropping shit like you taking laxatives
show some respect when the father is home
you wont escape the slaughter to come
all rappers are prone
break your anatomy and splatter your bone
you are like danny the dog and i am the boss here
I plant mass fear and slice your neck with a sharp spear
spastic fraud how can you split what is not there?
you better off playing dress up you damn queer
you are like a lonely bee trynna compete with large bears
I plant mass fear and slice your neck with a sharp spear
push you and make tumble down from your aunt stairs
I serve a mad cause unlike san clause
you better learn this lesson like its your last class
my dish is too exquisite to combine with your whack sauce
got the grace all cranked in the race
sharpen my machete and start slashing your face
there are repercussions for crossing pads with an ace
tie you to a shuttle then blast you off like a rocket in space
i know you think you are something special you are not
going to survive the enders plot
instead of having your tenderized organs blendered in pot
have you fed alive to demented sephiroths
I flow precise like aqua bots
use your decayed body parts to fertilize the plant in my papas lot

[Mr. J]

funny thing about me is I dont need to compensate
so when you write you literally give an arm & a leg...
say thats all cute bruh but this aint the corner store
if its my aim to shoot ya then you wont perform no more
I sting with the chicken scratch & these leftovers IM picking at.
linguistic acrobat swinging on writers that stink like bu dussy
if you get what Im getting at...

[2tripple0]

Keep ya lines kid ya shit sounds forced as fuck
Gotta stalk in my truck like four leaf clovers bro I'm wishing ya goodluck
Ya think you can mix and shit?
But I built a couple houses way ya throw up so many bricks
You like a funeral way ya casket need to get blessed
I had to put my feet up on the desk ya lines ain't nothing to sweat
For real keep pushing my buttons son
You be baking kid but you know it be way overcooked
I'm at my finest when I spitting some lines
Be like some slavery way I'm a industry that be run by da whites
I ain't gonna spit it though I'm sorta jetlagged
Ya duckin seminar so boring all the students gonna skip ya class
I'm not honestly deferring ya steez kid
Cause you ain't even own some decks for ya shit to flip
It's oblivious to the public how life asserts itself
You getting surrounded like my rhymes were some barbwire fence
Guess i's is getting ahead of myself way I wrote my verse weeks ago
Y'all is some potato way ya resembling Idaho

[Mr. J]

talk about potato you must be a french fry
an inch high that sits in red, you bitch like...
its that time of the month I put a nine in a punk.
head down but they didnt decide to run.
you can blow nuts, line em up & run donuts.
you and that bandwagon can get blown up.
16 for this average dude, bring the battle through...
get your mouth busted & left a single snaggletooth
know red necks that will hang ya for a cupcake
noose & bear traps on the straps of the Hyundai
pouring coconut milk on you at your burial.
get scooped for them golden grahams homeboy Im cereal...








you suck.

[2tripple0]

Lol I knows i's is getting under ya skin bro
Ya shit so irritating be a bother to reply like some dingo
You could call me a Starr way my kit be fitting like Ringo
I'm like some ebonics way ya be picking up the lingo
For real I getting underneathyou like some limbo
Y'all can't see me I be like duckin wheres Waldo
I be pointed at ya forehead you could call me eyebrows
Fa get about it son ya concepts is sounding lazy
You ain't in a cradle so stop acting like a baby
I know ya conceited when it come to rap
But I been running laps while you life ending fa sum shit I picked out the trash
I guess I gots to end this like a rainbow you still ain't getting somewhere
You be like a stock market guess it's time to sell ya shares
Knock you out this round like a game of musical chairs
You stay with that Tony? Guess that's cause you ill-prepared

[Mr. J]

please boy I turned you into an apostle
gave you hope & gave you someone to follow.
woke you up & helped you look forward to tomorrow
look at that shit hanging from your nostril.
look at your face son its covered with fossils
shit looks so wild, you look like a burnt up waffle.
I bet your gynecologist has shit stained goggles..
that shits crazy son, I bet your waist size comes in equator
a tank truck full of ranch right next to your food labelled eat later
son... I bet your hands come with mickey mouse gloves
you got a band aid next to your hand lotion & sound plugs.
I bet your shoes smell like a moldy onion
take a shower boy, & lay off the funyuns

[Exis]

You ain't raw son,
I'm the type that'll stab your cunt with a rusty coat hanger until she aborts
Fuck,
I'm more iller
My thoughts sicker than you
Envisioning me in your dreams pissing & shitting on you
Before pistol whipping your skull,
In a position for lube is yourself...
Yet got double fisted with two clenched ones that fucking punched thru your health,
Left more than punctured is swell
Left more than fucked up is hell
Ima now exit this poxy ass thread
feeling pleased that I've bodied you man
& put you promptly to death
I hope your Joker ass never fucking properly rests.

[Mr. J]

yea thats cute...but look here shrimp.
ya head so big it could be a goodyear blimp
ya the type sluts like to have a good year with
break ya heart & leaving ya good year stripped.
when ya open your eyes you crack a mirror.
the LGBT even called you a fag & queer.
stay home all year & dont say shit...
you still wouldnt be good even if you hid in Santa's beard.
you still doing better than me, my last girl...
she had one large tit & one small tit.
but you got something in common with that girl...
you still hanging on my balls bitch...
my toe got a hangnail I use to pick your demise.
got a spot for this suck cover between my lint & dimes
you eenie weenie ya girl probably tells you to warn her when you get inside...
amirite?

[2tripple0]

Yeah ive almost had enough
The waters seemed calm but then they started to get rough
I wish my life was eternal
Im like popcorn popping off like some kernel
They say people dont understand anyone as much as the person who kills you
Im searching for the truth still dont have any clues
Im not interesting enough
Yall be like some chickens about to cluck
I wish i could extend my hand to everyone
I aint talking shit so there aint no reason to call my bluff
Im lonely as a cloud
Gonna fill up some pages dont even know what im writing about
Its funny cause cata keep trying to fill my shoes but aint fit for my crown
Gonna fill yall with doubt
Im like caution tape way ya verses are sumn for me to surround
I keep secrets like a family recipe thats been passed down thro generations
Ita like when you sneeze people in the middle ages
would say god bless cause its an indication of something contagious
Shit i could write for hours still barely fill any pages
I gots to come to some sort of conclusion
Its like an appendix or your tonsils my shit is completely useless
They say our understanding of life is all relative
But so is oblivion it just all dwpend on your perspective
Like bias and opinion you make up your own mind what shits about
So just like a seed im going to plant my shit in the ground
And hopefully like they say death is just another part of life
Great minds think alike so we all similar like words that rhyme

[Darker Ego]

The ghost in the dark will start the dissing
and swing tools that leave most of your parts missing
you wont survive the lynching
I got ya trick tied up on the back of the kitchen
too hot for you son you better take some shade
before we serve your head in a plate of jade
cut your dick off with a razor blade
force your momma to taste the spade
I take killing and make it a chore
my words have literally infected your core
come get dissected some more
i made a living murking your kind
fuck your rhyme you are not worth the time
mad cause you cant make the pay per view matches
crude gashes leave you seeing blue flashes
stomp my feet and shake your land
touch the mic and i break your hand
feed you preservatives that degrade your gland
rather die in battle than let a scumbag like you take the command
Feed you preservatives that degrade your gland
Then position you in angles till you are decapitated and gone
Stomp a whack leave a dagger stuck in your back
you are not deadly breed
You are too pathetic to read
we make fun of you by pelting you feed
Write bars too quick
Stabb your eyeballs with a pool stick
Eat your brains topped with cool whip
I am just a rookies in training and spitting some sicker shit
To navigate these waters you need to build a bigger ship
Dope rapper show starter bone carver
My free mind enables me to create every flow darker
killing this dude eating my pubes
Already got him breathing through tubes
He sends private messages to his close buddies revealing his nudes
But the truest trainer fucking you raw there is no need for lube
Put an extra bullet in the chamber for every hit you elude
Someone should smack you for speaking so rude
There is no compensation
You shall be eaten alive by your own monstrous creation
When i hit the stage i am an obvious sensation
Every verse clouds with sensations