i'm high and admittedly retarded

kannon · 08-06-2016, 09:33 PM

I got one of those things before. It wasn't the same one, it was a scratcher to make a poker hand, and I scratched off a royal flush. Went to the dealership, and they tried to sign me up for all this shit and I was just like, "Nah, I'm here for the cash prize."

They ran my ticket number on some database, and it said I won a $5 target gift card.

I'm pretty sure that was the lowest thing they offered, but hey, free $5 at target. And I was in and out in like 10 minutes. I'm cool with that.

08-06-2016, 09:33 PM	#1
kannon kickthekan Join Date: May 2014 Location: fresh coast Posts: 1,204 Battle Record: 9-6 Champed - The Mic Check Rep Power: 22752198	I got one of those things before. It wasn't the same one, it was a scratcher to make a poker hand, and I scratched off a royal flush. Went to the dealership, and they tried to sign me up for all this shit and I was just like, "Nah, I'm here for the cash prize." They ran my ticket number on some database, and it said I won a $5 target gift card. I'm pretty sure that was the lowest thing they offered, but hey, free $5 at target. And I was in and out in like 10 minutes. I'm cool with that. __________________ lnk.bio/kickthekan FIRSTCLASS