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07-28-2016, 07:51 AM | #41 |
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- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
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- never lost game of hide and seek
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bbebs 37 lbs lift 4 thousand lbs lmao I fucka STRONG
DERE I WAS. BIB ON. JUST FINISHED FINGERING MUSTACHIA IN THE SHOWERS. STILL HAD MY TOWEL ON. INSIGNIA "BB MUSTACHIO SUPERMAN REALLY FUCKING STRONG IDIYOTE". STENCH OF BABY TWAT ON MY FINGERS. LOLED. FUCK IT. USE THIS SHIT AS ELBOW GREASE TO GRIP THE STEEL BARS BETTER. HUFFED LIKE THE BIG BAD WOLF. FUCKING LEG PRESS BLEW AWAY. MURDERED ATLEAST 14. FUCK IT IDC LMAO FUCKING LOSERS LEG PRESS I'm FUCKA BENCHING YA FUCKA IDIYROES LMAO!!!! CALLED MUSTACHIA OVER"yes MASTER" stfu whore open UR FUXKA MOUTH. SLID MY TALONS IN HER GERBER TRAP AND FUCKA USED IT AND WIPED THE FUCKING BAR DOEN. DROPPED A FUXKA STACK OF PLATE ON IT. HAD ABOUT 893 SOEMTHING BITCH WEIGHT ON IT. ASKED REMAINING TERRIFIED LOSERS TO JUMP ON BAR. bar BENDING. LIKE BRUCE WILLIS IN THAT MOVIE WITH THE TRAIN CRASHING. UNBREAKABLE. FAGGIT. ROBE SLIGHTLY SHOWED OFF BB PEeN. PEOPLE GASPED. SHAVEVD NATIRALLY LMAO. ARMS SHORT AS FUCK CANT EVEN REACH THE BAR LMWO THA FUCK. TOLD MUSTACHIA TO TAKE OFF HE BAR AND LAY IT ON MY CHEST. GOT ABAUR 4000 lbs.. RAW STEEL. PIRANAH PUSSY FINGERS. SWEATING ROBE EXPOSING. INSIGNIA BB CREAT. HUFFED AGAINZZ. Another 73 FAGGOTS DEAD #prayforworldsgym FUCK OFF CHANGE UR FB PROFILE PICRURE. TOLD MUSTACHIA TO CHECK THE BENCH OUT DIDNT RHINK IT WAS OK. LMAO DROPPED IT OJ HER CHEST FUCKING CHOKING TO DEATH STERNUM SNAPPED I'm LAUGHING SHES GUZZLING BLOOD LIKE BB HEP PLS I'm DYING I SAID STFU AND TSKE IT LIKE A MAN LMAO HER MUSTACHIA GLUE STARTING TO FALL OFF THATS WHEN BB LOST IT BITCH R U LYING TO BB? BLOOD WITHEEIG DOWN HER DYING FACE BB LOVED U U LIE WITH FAKE MUSRACHIO?!!:!: SFUCKANKIDINGG ME? aSlut!!!! FLICKED XIGAR AND BLEW EZPLOSIONS SO LARGE BOOM FAGGOT AT SMITH MACHINE IS NIW NAMED FAGGOT SMITH 185 IDK LMAO FUCK OFF #singleandlookin |
07-28-2016, 08:51 AM | #42 |
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Fucka so gone
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07-28-2016, 03:21 PM | #43 | |
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Yeah, you know when you put on more weight than your previous max, and you give it that test push before you unrack it? Like feel it out I did one of those and thought "that's not getting back up there" then I stopped myself. and looked at my wristband. in embossed, protein shit green letters was the text "W.W.B.ASFGKDL$&#FAGGOT.D" I thought... what WOULD Bags do? the air in my rapelifting dungeon took on a static feel to it.. I felt a twinge of adrenaline. Im going for it. I unracked all 175 lb of weight and brought it down to my chest immediately could not get it more than halfway up brought it back down and started rolling it down to my torso then kicked out like a wounded porpoise and tilted the bar 90 deg on its side I crushed two beers and logged into Netcees
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07-28-2016, 03:29 PM | #44 |
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I for one welcome our new wounded porpoise overlord
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07-28-2016, 06:47 PM | #45 |
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That's some good BB right there.
I've never done the roll of shame. Because I'm a pussy who's afraid of weight. I did do a 10-rep set with a 60 points on one side and 70 pounds on the other. Like a fucking retard. Still did the whole set. Pretty sure most people think I'm autistic at my gym, when I went. That probably did not help in making people think that I was not autistic.
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07-29-2016, 11:17 AM | #46 |
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Hiw many lies u needa tell to feel relevant?
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07-29-2016, 11:39 AM | #47 |
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I kno that question was not directed towards me. I KNOW it wasn't. so help me god geno. do not fucking push me today.
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07-31-2016, 02:34 AM | #48 |
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07-31-2016, 11:20 AM | #49 |
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Tom we talked about this. Too much.
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07-31-2016, 11:54 AM | #50 |
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What is going on
Geno prescribing unscheduled foreign opioids to the board and this guy having suicidal thoughts over bb posts Well boys. Looks like we're back in top form
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07-31-2016, 04:59 PM | #51 |
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07-31-2016, 05:04 PM | #52 |
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Well.....how do you feel now dan?
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07-31-2016, 05:44 PM | #54 |
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07-31-2016, 05:46 PM | #55 |
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07-31-2016, 05:48 PM | #56 |
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07-31-2016, 07:40 PM | #57 |
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The thread I stole these from had an autopsy photo of a morbidly obese person, cut open from waist to collarbone.
Before I clicked on it I thought it was pizza. Not a pizza, James.
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07-31-2016, 08:28 PM | #58 |
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Jesus christ lol.
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07-31-2016, 09:05 PM | #59 |
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That's a good start tbh... we're in the same weight class. I just cut to 190 for my pt test. It's easier running at 190 t han 215 lol. I've only hit my max rep once and decided never again. Felt like my insides were going to fall out lol
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Am I to assume this has been somewhat bittersweet for you, Dan?
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