well you're all basically pussies now in comparison. ITT ASK A 185LB MAN WHO JUST BENCHED 315X1 ANYTHING

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Bags

Phone died :/ I'll get a video another day tho....we only going up from here


So allow my to oblige you WITH MY REPORT

THERE I WAS.....IN MY RED CONVERSE CHUCK TAYLORS. LACED TO THE TOP OBV. ARNOLD CLASSIC TANK ON. CHECK. CHECK THE BARBELL RESTING ON THE BENCH.... ACT AS THO EXAMINING BAR .....THEN LOUDLY PULL BAR OFF IN DISGUST.....AND SWITCH WITH NEIGHBORING BAR....NOW EVERY1 KNOWS I CAME TO LIFT. I'M NOT SUM FUCKBOY FAGOT THAT GOES TO THE BEACH WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND TAKES THOSE OLD TIMEY WESTERN PHOTOS LIKE A FUCKING PUTON I'M A GOD DAMN SMASH MOUTH MANIAC OUT THIS MUG. WARM UP SET. 135LBS. LITERALLY PUSH THE BAR OFF MY CHEST SO FAST AND SO FEROCIOUSLY THAT I COULD SMELL THE FRONT DESK LADIES CUCCI GET WET IMMEDIATELY. SHE'S A SLUT. I'D FUCK HER HUSBAND RAW. WARM UP SET 2. 225. NOW I LOOK AROUND THE ROOM TO SEE OF ANY1 IS LOOKING AT MY COCK. IN SIDE I LOL HARD CUZ I HAVE NKT EVEN COME CLOSE TO MY HIGHEST POWER LEVELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL KAH MEH KAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING OBLITERATE THE SHIT. THEN I WALK OVER TO GET MY 3RD PLATE FOR EACH SIDE......DOVES FLY CRISS CROSSING BEHIND ME....I FLICK A CIG W MY RIGHT HAND AND IT LANDS OVER AT THE SMITH RACK AND EXPLODES MURDERING THE FUCK OUT OF THE LITTLE BITCH THAT WAS BENCHING 185 IN IT LIKE A FUCKING CHILD. I LOOK OVER AT MY SPOT....HE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP. SO I'M LAYING THERE AND TIME STOPPED. AS I MOVED THE BAR TOWARDS MY CHEST SO EFFORTLESSLY I REALIZED THAT IN MY MOST TRIUMPHANT MOMENT OF LIFTING GLORY I HAD DISCOVERED TIME TRAVEL. I BLACKED OUT SHORTLY AFTER. I'VE SINCE BEEN SEEN BUT MULTIPLE MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS NONE KF WHICH ARE ABLE TO ACCOUNT FOR THE TUMOR THAT DEVELOPED IN MY BRAIN UPON COMPLETING THE LIFT. ALL I KNO IS THAT TODAY I CROSSED INTO A NEW TIER. LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND. FOREVER.

LOL.