So uh lol this happened today.

Witty · 07-21-2016, 07:06 PM

@Diode @Bags remember that discussion we had about how I didn't learn the sex of the baby until 5 months because they wanted to make sure it was definitely the right sex, and then they told me we're having a boy?

Turns out the baby is a girl lmao

Destroyer · 07-21-2016, 07:09 PM

Congrats bro

Inno · 07-21-2016, 08:18 PM

Girls are better anyway. Congrats son

Bash · 07-21-2016, 08:24 PM

Congrats

Bash · 07-21-2016, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

@Diode @Bags remember that discussion we had about how I didn't learn the sex of the baby until 5 months because they wanted to make sure it was definitely the right sex, and then they told me we're having a boy?

Turns out the baby is a girl lmao

First?

Finnydot · 07-21-2016, 08:37 PM

Girls are super cute, but I don't think I could raise one. I'd be cool all up until her teens and then I'd go to jail for murdering a smart ass 17 year old trying to put the moves on her.

My son bangs a chick when he's 13 it's like FUCK YEAH BRO!

Daughter fucking at 13 is like, go kill that fucker.

Witty · 07-21-2016, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Bash

First?

Yes sir.

Bash · 07-21-2016, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

Yes sir.

As long as u dont value sleep ur fine.

Oh and the teething months suck.

Ghost1 · 07-22-2016, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Innovator

Girls are better anyway. Congrats son

This

Also LMFAO

Did u guys already get a shit ton of stuff for a boy? Or not yet?

Ghost1 · 07-22-2016, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Infinity Tha rellik

Girls are super cute, but I don't think I could raise one. I'd be cool all up until her teens and then I'd go to jail for murdering a smart ass 17 year old trying to put the moves on her.

My son bangs a chick when he's 13 it's like FUCK YEAH BRO!

Daughter fucking at 13 is like, go kill that fucker.

U have the mind a fucking child. Smh.

sral · 07-22-2016, 07:24 AM

lmao wittys daughter got an elongated camel toe so long the doc thought it was a dick

wow

Blanco Bishop · 07-22-2016, 09:29 AM

Congrats homie.

Personally, I'm terrified of having a daughter. You have to think karma won't be kind to her if u destroyed women's hearts for sport.

veritas · 07-22-2016, 09:42 AM

Sums it up

Inno · 07-22-2016, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Infinity Tha rellik

Girls are super cute, but I don't think I could raise one. I'd be cool all up until her teens and then I'd go to jail for murdering a smart ass 17 year old trying to put the moves on her.

My son bangs a chick when he's 13 it's like FUCK YEAH BRO!

Daughter fucking at 13 is like, go kill that fucker.

You realize you're the guy you are talking about right?

Ignorance is bliss

Witty · 07-22-2016, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sraL

lmao wittys daughter got an elongated camel toe so long the doc thought it was a dick

wow

I mean, if it's gonna keep those boys away, I'm cool with it.

Inno · 07-22-2016, 04:58 PM

@Witty don't worry bro.

I got 2 girls. Girls are always on dads side lol.

Plus they are smarter from the git. My first daughter
Walked at 7 months. My son smh, he walked after his
First birthday lol.

He good tho I don't got no loose neck babies

Amen · 07-22-2016, 05:07 PM

They often confuse limbs for a baby penis. They are morons.

I'd like to have a girl.

Good for you, tho bro and congrats again.

Witty · 07-22-2016, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags

This

Also LMFAO

Did u guys already get a shit ton of stuff for a boy? Or not yet?

Just saw this...we got a few things but nah not that much, we went neutral just to be safe...smart fucking decision lol

And thanks bros.. @Innovator yeah everyone keeps telling me girls are generally quicker at picking things up and mature faster than boys.

I'm just glad she's healthy.

TYSON · 07-22-2016, 07:05 PM

Congratulations

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Finnydot Senior Member Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 2,052 Champed - Beat Battle I Rep Power: 10457441	Girls are super cute, but I don't think I could raise one. I'd be cool all up until her teens and then I'd go to jail for murdering a smart ass 17 year old trying to put the moves on her. My son bangs a chick when he's 13 it's like FUCK YEAH BRO! Daughter fucking at 13 is like, go kill that fucker.

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Blanco Bishop Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Cali Posts: 1,460 Battle Record: 11-20 Rep Power: 4150485	Congrats homie. Personally, I'm terrified of having a daughter. You have to think karma won't be kind to her if u destroyed women's hearts for sport.

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Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	@Witty don't worry bro. I got 2 girls. Girls are always on dads side lol. Plus they are smarter from the git. My first daughter Walked at 7 months. My son smh, he walked after his First birthday lol. He good tho I don't got no loose neck babies

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