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07-17-2016, 11:52 AM | #1 |
Bags will be avenged
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Well i wqs hoping to announce this in conjunction with champing the NBL...
But i guess i just have to be happy enough to announce that my old sperm have succeeded and i am expecting a kid in Jan.
Sorry to all who can no longer use barren wife punches on me Now you can start crafting ones about how bad of a father i am. |
07-17-2016, 11:58 AM | #2 |
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Damn man congrats!
Happy for you my dude, my little one is coming any day now.
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07-17-2016, 12:17 PM | #3 |
Bags will be avenged
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Congrats to you to bro!
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07-17-2016, 01:29 PM | #4 |
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If you live to 89 you can see the kid graduate. Congrats
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07-17-2016, 01:38 PM | #5 | |
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First off: congrats for real.
Secondly: do you see how contradictory it is to celebrate your child's conception in the same breath as a text tournament ?
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07-17-2016, 02:29 PM | #6 |
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I mean, i see how i have dishonored my future child by losing said tournament, if that's what you mean
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07-17-2016, 03:11 PM | #7 |
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due date? have you done gender or harmony test yet? genetic test?
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07-17-2016, 03:13 PM | #8 |
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LMFAO I will make it my life's work to see destroyer champs the nbl so his child can hang his/her head high whenever text battling is talked of at the lunch table at school!
We did it!! Er wait...that's me an niks thing Uhh....things r gonna be alot livelier at the den!! Congrats my duuuuuuude. Have a girl. Boys r little faggits. Fucking annoying. |
07-17-2016, 03:16 PM | #9 |
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this is wrong.
don't be mad you had a girl. you'll get a boy next time, champ.
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07-17-2016, 04:04 PM | #10 |
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I will have a boy...lol...just to have one. But I go to the bday parties and school events and ....they're not cool man. Maybe when they get older but thus far I am not impressed w them.
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07-17-2016, 04:55 PM | #11 | |
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better to only have to worry about one dick than all of them hahahahahaa
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07-17-2016, 05:37 PM | #12 |
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Lmao touché
Teens and forward will be nightmare....but first 14 years smooth sailing Evens out to me.....if she wanna be a whore by the time she 28 so be it 14 an 14 6 in one half a dozen in the other |
07-17-2016, 06:08 PM | #13 | |
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Ummmmm..... more like text should not be so important to you?
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07-17-2016, 06:18 PM | #14 |
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Aren't you not supposed to have kids at a certain age?
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07-17-2016, 06:50 PM | #15 |
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Can't they sew lips back together?
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07-17-2016, 07:20 PM | #16 | |
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So hey Jude....
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07-18-2016, 01:18 AM | #17 |
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07-18-2016, 10:15 AM | #18 |
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You must have skipped sex ed, in like 6th grade. Or just dropped out before you hit "Middle School".
You can have children at any age for a man. Now for a women - up till a certain age or when they reach their cut off point in their life. The risk of genetic defects is higher, the older a Man & Women are. In this case, Des is like 45 and his wife is only 19 - so he should be good. Congrats, tho DES. Whether a boy or girl - expect your lifestyle to change 100%. |
07-18-2016, 10:54 AM | #19 |
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Lol word after 40 bitches kids be coming out looking like zelph
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07-18-2016, 11:17 AM | #20 |
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Congrats brother.
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