Cashius vs Destroyer - CASHIUS WINS

[Ghost1]

NBL Season 9 Playoff Finals


Due Thursday July 7th
Extension available if your opponent allows it. 24hr ext ONLY.


Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 20 lines
line limit can increase if both agree

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NO swaying
NO feeding
NO recycling
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2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
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May God have mercy on your souls

@Cashius @Destroyer

[Destroyer]

Lets do it right
20

[Cashius]

For sure. But let's make it Friday.

[Destroyer]

done

[Destroyer]

20 sent

[Cashius]

junto dropped at 4:30
that's a DQ
I don't give a fuck if it's petty
this whole league is petty

A 24 hour extension is what happens anytime a battle is extended. You posted 90 minutes too late. In life, like text, you need to learn to respect deadlines.

Complaining about deadlines is bitch shit, fag...you prolly hoped Cash wasn't gon' drop
Haven't seen so much drama over a Cut Off Point since James Franco got trapped under that rock
He just does it for easy wins...Dude is shook w/ them broad tactics
Maybe if you weren't so obsessed with denying extensions you wouldn't look like a bald faggot
And I got that bare dome in my scope...The shine off that shit might break my lens
If YOU looking at heads with cross hairs...it's cause you're wishing you could have braids like them
Sending your whack shit for ya boy to read ain't gonna help...trust me, Dummy
Can't blame you...
If I were you I'd want Bags to go over my verse too...cause that shit is Fucking Ugly
I thought he was actually gonna need an extension...YOOOO, I was ready to FLIP!
I mean...when you said you "sent 20" I just assumed it was so that Tony could edit the shit
You climbing that corporate ladder in phone retail?! Lol this dude here's ALL whack
Only kind of Promotion you can ever get is a free phone when you sign a two year contract
You go ahead and raise fists...I got K's, bitch. And all of'em large, man
That Pound to ya Chest make you put them knuckles DOWN....'til you walking like Tarzan
You've had a mediocre record for YEARS, faggot...that shit is getting old
Even if voters DIDN'T pass on one or two solid lines...you'll STILL just be Middle of the Road
All you do is cry about votes and extensions...I'm sorry, it's just true facts
You got being a Bitch Locked DOWN!...you could play a part in Orange is the New Black
I go on shopping sprees, Fam...Charge it! The platinum's huge w/ the balance
This broke bitch wouldn't pull the Black Card to Cop if he were that shooter in Dallas

[Destroyer]

thought u was unbeatable. thought when it comes to text, he's pro
& then bags ran through u like a drug mule who came in from mexico
u the safe bet, but play ur cards wrong, & the boy gets crushed
cuz des bout to take cash off the table like i laid down the royal flush
i'm comin to gore u up, so lock all ur doors & stuff
des still putting bullets through like i was oscar pistorius
this no john woo flick, but i will take ur face off when the phantoms flash
cuz i always come with a set of twins like heff arriving to a mansion bash
des gunnin for a body... and when i get one, i stash it
it won't be to save for a rainy day when i roll up cash in a mattress
they'll leave u covered w/a white sheet, after they peel me off
& they won't be talking bout how the fabric feels when they declare cash merely soft
call cops to try & stop me, think they can? let's see homo
to get to u, des will take the blue down like the new pepsi logo
bloody u up & disappear u, my boys bringing clubs, bats...
& when we drop a red C into a blue one, we ain't sewing some cubs hats
ur jabs are weak & u don't connect w/half ya speech man
the bottom line is most of them bars are past a reach... yeah
ur girl gave it up for a weed hit, she slid right in the saddle too
so i aint talking bout the flintstones when i say yeah a dab,ll do

[BROKE LESNAR]

Originally Posted by Cashius

Complaining about deadlines is bitch shit, fag...you prolly hoped Cash wasn't gon' drop
Haven't seen so much drama over a Cut Off Point since James Franco got trapped under that rock
He just does it for easy wins...Dude is shook w/ them broad tactics
Maybe if you weren't so obsessed with denying extensions you wouldn't look like a bald faggot
And I got that bare dome in my scope...The shine off that shit might break my lens
If YOU looking at heads with cross hairs...it's cause you're wishing you could have braids like them
I thought he was actually gonna need an extension...YOOOO, I was ready to FLIP!
I mean...when you said you "sent 20" I just assumed it was so that Tony could edit the shit
You've had a mediocre record for YEARS, faggot...that shit is getting old
Even if voters DIDN'T pass on one or two solid lines...you'll STILL just be Middle of the Road

Originally Posted by Destroyer

thought u was unbeatable. thought when it comes to text, he's pro
& then bags ran through u like a drug mule who came in from mexico
u the safe bet, but play ur cards wrong, & the boy gets crushed
cuz des bout to take cash off the table like i laid down the royal flush
des gunnin for a body... and when i get one, i stash it
it won't be to save for a rainy day when i roll up cash in a mattress
bloody u up & disappear u, my boys bringing clubs, bats...
& when we drop a red C into a blue one, we ain't sewing some cubs hats
ur jabs are weak & u don't connect w/half ya speech man
the bottom line is most of them bars are past a reach... yeah

This was a really enjoyable Finals. Both guys had the same amount of quotables at 5 a piece. What differentiates the 2 imo is the personals Cash used and the np's Des used. I'm a fan of both personals and np's but in the end I'm more susceptible to the use of personals. That's what gave Cash the mobility to run away with the win.

MVGT - Cashius

[Chyeahhh!!!]

des had some slick name flips, flowed well and the assault was pretty consistent but
sometimes lacked in being direct but a good battle verse overall

cash had personal after personal and was consistent in that arena
liked the flow of it, not too setup punch and I enjoyed the Longbar
aspect of getting the point across without sacrificing flow or content

gotta give this one to cash who killed it more on directing a personal assault

vote cash

[Saitama]

I have cashius here. Both came solid w/ decent verses; I'd say cashius was a bit more stretched at times while destroyers lacked in wording - oddly enough cash was more fluid and worded concepts better at the same time of being more long-winded. personals hit a bit more while some of des lines left me like 'eh it was okay' like them cash flips in mattress, drug mule, cubs hats etc.. cash was solid all around. tarzan, extensions, bags over your shit..

vote cashius

[Kenny the OG]

Complaining about deadlines is bitch shit, fag...you prolly hoped Cash wasn't gon' drop
Haven't seen so much drama over a Cut Off Point since James Franco got trapped under that rock
meeeean
He just does it for easy wins...Dude is shook w/ them broad tactics
Maybe if you weren't so obsessed with denying extensions you wouldn't look like a bald faggot
lol ok
And I got that bare dome in my scope...The shine off that shit might break my lens
If YOU looking at heads with cross hairs...it's cause you're wishing you could have braids like them
ight
Sending your whack shit for ya boy to read ain't gonna help...trust me, Dummy
Can't blame you...
If I were you I'd want Bags to go over my verse too...cause that shit is Fucking Ugly
ok
I thought he was actually gonna need an extension...YOOOO, I was ready to FLIP!
I mean...when you said you "sent 20" I just assumed it was so that Tony could edit the shit
damn
You climbing that corporate ladder in phone retail?! Lol this dude here's ALL whack
Only kind of Promotion you can ever get is a free phone when you sign a two year contract
lmaooooo. Smooth
You go ahead and raise fists...I got K's, bitch. And all of'em large, man
That Pound to ya Chest make you put them knuckles DOWN....'til you walking like Tarzan
this nigga on fire right now
You've had a mediocre record for YEARS, faggot...that shit is getting old
Even if voters DIDN'T pass on one or two solid lines...you'll STILL just be Middle of the Road
fiiiire
All you do is cry about votes and extensions...I'm sorry, it's just true facts
You got being a Bitch Locked DOWN!...you could play a part in Orange is the New Black
decent
I go on shopping sprees, Fam...Charge it! The platinum's huge w/ the balance
This broke bitch wouldn't pull the Black Card to Cop if he were that shooter in Dallas
ok concept but the wording felt forced


Thought u was unbeatable. thought when it comes to text, he's pro
& then bags ran through u like a drug mule who came in from mexico
ok
u the safe bet, but play ur cards wrong, & the boy gets crushed
cuz des bout to take cash off the table like i laid down the royal flush
simple but effective. I fuck wit this
i'm comin to gore u up, so lock all ur doors & stuff
des still putting bullets through like i was oscar pistorius
i get it but nah
this no john woo flick, but i will take ur face off when the phantoms flash
cuz i always come with a set of twins like heff arriving to a mansion bash
lol ok
des gunnin for a body... and when i get one, i stash it
it won't be to save for a rainy day when i roll up cash in a mattress
ok
they'll leave u covered w/a white sheet, after they peel me off
& they won't be talking bout how the fabric feels when they declare cash merely soft
creative but kind of a light bar
call cops to try & stop me, think they can? let's see homo
to get to u, des will take the blue down like the new pepsi logo
ok
bloody u up & disappear u, my boys bringing clubs, bats...
& when we drop a red C into a blue one, we ain't sewing some cubs hats
ok
ur jabs are weak & u don't connect w/half ya speech man
the bottom line is most of them bars are past a reach... yeah
nah
ur girl gave it up for a weed hit, she slid right in the saddle too
so i aint talking bout the flintstones when i say yeah a dab,ll do
creative


Solid battle all around. Overall cash was on fire for most of his drop imo while destroyer was consistent but didnt go off like cash did. Dope read yall, much respect.

Vote- cashius

[Og smokinstein]

I got cash...i like the way he started adressing des bitchin about the extention in the finals.
Then he followed up with some punches.even though des had a cool verse. I dnt think it was enough in comparison to cash. Cash had more of the well written verse imo.
Vote cash

[Joe Boston]

Cash


Complaining about deadlines is bitch shit, fag...you prolly hoped Cash wasn't gon' drop
Haven't seen so much drama over a Cut Off Point since James Franco got trapped under that rock
Good concept but felt it came off more statementish rather then aimed at a personal

He just does it for easy wins...Dude is shook w/ them broad tactics
Maybe if you weren't so obsessed with denying extensions you wouldn't look like a bald faggot
Lmao ive seen these type of flips but the humor factor was good here

And I got that bare dome in my scope...The shine off that shit might break my lens
If YOU looking at heads with cross hairs...it's cause you're wishing you could have braids like them
Lmao good humor again

Sending your whack shit for ya boy to read ain't gonna help...trust me, Dummy
Can't blame you...
If I were you I'd want Bags to go over my verse too...cause that shit is Fucking Ugly
Lol nice personal

I thought he was actually gonna need an extension...YOOOO, I was ready to FLIP!
I mean...when you said you "sent 20" I just assumed it was so that Tony could edit the shit
Mild personal

You climbing that corporate ladder in phone retail?! Lol this dude here's ALL whack
Only kind of Promotion you can ever get is a free phone when you sign a two year contract
Ok personal flip

You go ahead and raise fists...I got K's, bitch. And all of'em large, man
That Pound to ya Chest make you put them knuckles DOWN....'til you walking like Tarzan
Dope good metaphore

You've had a mediocre record for YEARS, faggot...that shit is getting old
Even if voters DIDN'T pass on one or two solid lines...you'll STILL just be Middle of the Road
Nice flip

All you do is cry about votes and extensions...I'm sorry, it's just true facts
You got being a Bitch Locked DOWN!...you could play a part in Orange is the New Black
Lmao nice flip

I go on shopping sprees, Fam...Charge it! The platinum's huge w/ the balance
This broke bitch wouldn't pull the Black Card to Cop if he were that shooter in Dallas
Didnt like how u displayed the wording and used the wordplay

Destroyer



thought u was unbeatable. thought when it comes to text, he's pro
& then bags ran through u like a drug mule who came in from mexico
Aimed personal i liked the attempt i just didnt dig how i displayed the metaphore

u the safe bet, but play ur cards wrong, & the boy gets crushed
cuz des bout to take cash off the table like i laid down the royal flush
Ok nameplay

i'm comin to gore u up, so lock all ur doors & stuff
des still putting bullets through like i was oscar pistorius
Nice metaphore but more self hype

this no john woo flick, but i will take ur face off when the phantoms flash
cuz i always come with a set of twins like heff arriving to a mansion bash
Dope metaphore lol

des gunnin for a body... and when i get one, i stash it
it won't be to save for a rainy day when i roll up cash in a mattress
Dope nameplay

they'll leave u covered w/a white sheet, after they peel me off
& they won't be talking bout how the fabric feels when they declare cash merely soft
The attempt on the nameplay was cool but forced to me mere lee mere he

call cops to try & stop me, think they can? let's see homo
to get to u, des will take the blue down like the new pepsi logo
Played

bloody u up & disappear u, my boys bringing clubs, bats...
& when we drop a red C into a blue one, we ain't sewing some cubs hats
Ok nice reference

ur jabs are weak & u don't connect w/half ya speech man
the bottom line is most of them bars are past a reach... yeah
Nah

ur girl gave it up for a weed hit, she slid right in the saddle too
so i aint talking bout the flintstones when i say yeah a dab,ll do
Lmao

Cash had a few personals along with some good humor factor. I felt des went the np route some concepts worked some the wording hurt and np flips were forced. His hef line was dope and his closer was pretty funny. I felt cash's bars were overall more creative and consistent as well as humor factor which brought more entertainment value to the read. Des i felt couldve went a more personal aspect.

V/Cash

[veritas]

Best des verse I ever seen. Mvgt 2 des easy

[PancakeBrah]

Cashius-

Complaining about deadlines is bitch shit, fag...you prolly hoped Cash wasn't gon' drop
Haven't seen so much drama over a Cut Off Point since James Franco got trapped under that rock

THIS WAS A CLEVER RUSE YOU RAN ON OUR OL' SPORT. YOU SEE, THE PARTICULAR MOVIE YOU'RE REFERENCING IS FRAUGHT WITH DRAMA IN THE THEATRICAL SENSE, OVER JAMES FRANCO HAVING TO COMPLETELY SEVERE HIS ARM (HENCE 'CUT OFF'). BUT DRAMA ALSO MEANS THE BLACK PERSON VERSION OF DRAMA, OR THE REAL HOUSEWIVES VERSION. AKA QUARRELS AND DISAGREEMENT. IN THIS PUNCH YOU'RE SAYING DESTROYER NITPICKS FOR EASY WINS AND IS NOT READY FOR WAR. THIS IS GOOD WORDPLAY (ALTHOUGH NOT TIMELY) BUT NOT EXACTLY 'VICIOUS'.

He just does it for easy wins...Dude is shook w/ them broad tactics
Maybe if you weren't so obsessed with denying extensions you wouldn't look like a bald faggot

HAHAHA YOU SEE, EXTENSIONS ARE FOR DELAYING BATTLE VERSES BUT ALSO FOR HAIR, AND DESTROYER IS OLD AND IS PRONE TO MALE PATTERN BALDNESS. CLEVER AND IRREVERENT! KUDOS FOR THE WORD 'FAGGOT' ON THE END, WHICH CLEARLY SHOWS YOUR APATHY TOWARDS HIS PERSON. THIS IS "JOKES"!

And I got that bare dome in my scope...The shine off that shit might break my lens
If YOU looking at heads with cross hairs...it's cause you're wishing you could have braids like them

YOU'RE A MILITARY GRADE SNIPER WHEREAS DESTROYER IS SIMPLY ENVIOUS OF HAIR. NOT AS CLEVER AS YOUR PREVIOUS LINE AND ALSO REDUNDANT.

Sending your whack shit for ya boy to read ain't gonna help...trust me, Dummy
Can't blame you...
If I were you I'd want Bags to go over my verse too...cause that shit is Fucking Ugly

YO THIS IS A BAGS NAME FLIP BUT BAGS ISN'T EVEN HERE. BAGS GETTING PUNKED ON A DAILY TOO BUSY DOING BUTTERFLY CURLS HAHA GOT HIM. THIS IDEA IS PLAYED BUT I THINK THE CONTEXT HERE MADE IT DECENT, IF YOU UNDERSTAND ME.

I thought he was actually gonna need an extension...YOOOO, I was ready to FLIP!
I mean...when you said you "sent 20" I just assumed it was so that Tony could edit the shit

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS NOR DO I REALLY WANT TO.

You climbing that corporate ladder in phone retail?! Lol this dude here's ALL whack
Only kind of Promotion you can ever get is a free phone when you sign a two year contract

THIS SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING A BASIC BITCH WOULD WRITE.

You go ahead and raise fists...I got K's, bitch. And all of'em large, man
That Pound to ya Chest make you put them knuckles DOWN....'til you walking like Tarzan

TIMELY AND WELL THOUGHT OUT, ALTHOUGH 'POUND' WORDPLAYS ARE AKIN TO NOT GREAT.

You've had a mediocre record for YEARS, faggot...that shit is getting old
Even if voters DIDN'T pass on one or two solid lines...you'll STILL just be Middle of the Road

I UNDERSTAND THIS. NOTHING MUCH ELSE TO SAY. DESTROYER IS DRIVING NOW.

All you do is cry about votes and extensions...I'm sorry, it's just true facts
You got being a Bitch Locked DOWN!...you could play a part in Orange is the New Black

THE WAY YOU CAPITALIZE RANDOM WORDS ANNOYS ME. THIS IS THE FIFTY EIGHTH TIME YOU'VE SAID EXTENSION IN THIS VERSE. WORDPLAY WAS FINE.

I go on shopping sprees, Fam...Charge it! The platinum's huge w/ the balance
This broke bitch wouldn't pull the Black Card to Cop if he were that shooter in Dallas

FINE!

OVERALL I WOULD SAY THIS IS NOT YOUR BEST WORK. I'VE READ AT LEAST TWO OTHER VERSES FROM YOU AND BOTH WERE BETTER. NO BIG HITS HERE BUT THE WORDPLAY WAS ON POINT FOR THE MOST PART.

Destroyer-

thought u was unbeatable. thought when it comes to text, he's pro
& then bags ran through u like a drug mule who came in from mexico

WTF BAGS IS NOT THAT IMPORTANT QUIT TALKING ABOUT HIM, DUDES. THIS WAS OKAY. I GET IT. DRUG BAGS IN ASSHOLES. SHITTING THEM OUT. BUT BAGS ALSO BEAT HIM. SO. NOT BAD.

u the safe bet, but play ur cards wrong, & the boy gets crushed
cuz des bout to take cash off the table like i laid down the royal flush

SAW THE PUNCHLINE COMING FROM THE WORDS 'SAFE BET, BUT PLAY UR CARDS WRONG & THE BOY GETS CRUSHED CUZ DES BOUT TO TAKE CASH OFF THE TABLE'. NO BUT SERIOUS I FIGURED THIS SHIT OUT. NOT THAT CREATIVE TO ME. YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER SERVED BY SAYING "TAKE CASH OFF THE TABLE LIKE I ANGLE SHOT A CALL TO GAUGE THE VILLAIN'S STRENGTH". NOT FEELING THIS ONE.

i'm comin to gore u up, so lock all ur doors & stuff
des still putting bullets through like i was oscar pistorius

THIS ISN'T VERY CREATIVE DESTROYER. OSCAR PISTORIOUS SHOT A DOOR AND HIS WIFE WHO WAS BEHIND THE DOOR. YOU'RE COMING THROUGH. SO, LIKE, DO NOT GET SHOT LIKE THIS ONE PERSON WHO SHOT.

this no john woo flick, but i will take ur face off when the phantoms flash
cuz i always come with a set of twins like heff arriving to a mansion bash

MAYBE YOU SHOULD CAPITALIZE RANDOM WORDS THAT WORKS FOR CASH

des gunnin for a body... and when i get one, i stash it
it won't be to save for a rainy day when i roll up cash in a mattress

BEST LINE SO FAR. LIKED THIS ONE. THIS NIGGA GETTING KILLED!

they'll leave u covered w/a white sheet, after they peel me off
& they won't be talking bout how the fabric feels when they declare cash merely soft

I RESCIND MY PREVIOUS COMMENT AND NOW ASSERT THIS IS THE BEST LINE. GET IT!? KASHMIR, LED ZEPPELIN. BULLETS=LEAD. NO IM JUST "JOKES" I GOT THIS AND LIKED IT LMAO

call cops to try & stop me, think they can? let's see homo
to get to u, des will take the blue down like the new pepsi logo

THIS IS NOT AIMED AT CASHIUS. BASICALLY SAYING YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT HIM!

bloody u up & disappear u, my boys bringing clubs, bats...
& when we drop a red C into a blue one, we ain't sewing some cubs hats

LOTS OF LOGO REFERENCES RN.

ur jabs are weak & u don't connect w/half ya speech man
the bottom line is most of them bars are past a reach... yeah

I DON'T GET IT. SO I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ONE OF CASH'S LINES AND ONE OF YOURS. THAT'S A LITTLE THING I LIKE TO CALL FAIR TRADE.

ur girl gave it up for a weed hit, she slid right in the saddle too
so i aint talking bout the flintstones when i say yeah a dab,ll do

THIS IS A STRETCH AND ALSO NO HARD HITTING

SOME DECENT LINES, DESTROYER, BUT SOME MISSES.


THIS WAS PRETTY SHIT. CASH JUST COMPLAINED ABOUT DESTROYER WANTING AN EXTENSION OR SOMETHING AND DESTROYER DABBED A DOO. CASHIUS WAS MORE CREATIVE WITH HIS BAD VERSE AND I ENJOY CREATIVITY SO I VOTE FOR CASHIUS GOOD JOB GUYS

[Blanco Bishop]

Hmm...

Creativity. Cashius

Wordplay. Cashius

Wording. Cashius

Personals. Cashius.


Lotb. Tarzan

Best cashius bar see above.


Best des bar. Mattress line.

Worst cash line. Bags over verse.

Worst des bar. Opener.



I mean..This seems pretty lopsided to me. I've seen des rip shit before. I feel like he tried to be too clever and didn't come with his viscous self.
Cash was pretty funny to me and had polished enough wording to land the execution. Good battle guys.

Vote cash