Happy 240th, Nerds.

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i celebrated the 4th with my mexican neighbors except i learned they aren't mexican, they're from el salvador, they are legal, love america and trump, and modelo beer.

my truck battery went dead because i didnt turn my amp on and they gave me a jump, i went up to the store and when i got back they waved me over to their carport. we got wasted to the point i was speaking broken spanish and we were all having a joyous affair

but word made me proud of america

my pops is still on vacation in florida, so i got two states covered in tonights mega millions

if i win i will pay for my neighbors families to come to america, i will buy this site off diode and kill the lime and bring back the eagle of freedom