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Old 06-15-2016, 06:43 AM   #1
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i do a lot of diff shit tbh

i register births/deaths and marriages for people, i marry people, they see me when they want to give notice that they intend to wed and I give them all the legal paperwork

i deal with the coroner and funeral directors, issue them their forms to go ahead with cremations/burials and check there doesn't need to be any further involvement with post mortems/inquests etc

I deal with muslim burials as obviously they have to be buried within a few hours, i give the death cert the okay to go ahead/ organise someone to go dig the hole on short notice

i deal with deathbed weddings for terminally ill people looking to marry just before they die

i work as an immigration officer for foreign nationals wanting to become british, I deal with UK citizenship requests and oversee the ceremonies, I deal with the home office and UK borger agency in detecting sham marriages

i deal with people looking to change their names legally, get married in foreign countries, removing the "father" from birth certificates via DNA tests, im a bereavement officer who can notify all the government departments etc to stop pensions/tax/insurance/close bank accounts

a lot of diff roles in one job, tbh all semi-related though

been here about 12-13 years now
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