Ever fell asleep on a bitch

Hush · 06-04-2016, 10:28 AM

Like legit passed out pinning her in place for hours in some unforeseen unique torture method

lol

Bitch was trapped for hour and a half
I woke up laughing like a loon

She was pissef cuz I got top then got on top to fuck and legit 86'd

Dear Diary fuck this hoe

Ghost1 · 06-04-2016, 10:30 AM

Literally lold at unforseen unique torque method looooool

She couldn't push ur tiny ass off of her tho? Ahaha this is classic

I passed out drunk on a bitch before but she was on top lol

Hush · 06-04-2016, 10:35 AM

I'm not that small and she was smaller.

First words out her mouth were and I quote "your an asshole"

Ghost1 · 06-04-2016, 10:38 AM

Lol that's fuckin hilarious. Bitch should've just gone to sleep.

Orc · 06-04-2016, 10:54 AM

Back in my conquering days when I spanned empires of self conscious women I fell asleep all the time when I brought them home from the club . This one girl woke me up and said "I'm putting my clothes back on..." as if that's a viable threat . Lol okay heres bus fare get out of my house . For shame

Split Eight · 06-05-2016, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orc

Back in my conquering days when I spanned empires of self conscious women I fell asleep all the time when I brought them home from the club . This one girl woke me up and said "I'm putting my clothes back on..." as if that's a viable threat . Lol okay heres bus fare get out of my house . For shame

Hahahaha

Schadenfreude · 06-04-2016, 01:33 PM

Last time it happened I had a stripper bitch slobbing the God, I fell asleep about 5-10 minutes into it..lol & that dirtbag hoe went in my pockets..smh. Damn near choked the life out her nothing-ass.

ill nik-A · 06-04-2016, 01:46 PM

Done as well.

First words out her mouth was... you're an asshole, also

Haha

Witty · 06-04-2016, 01:56 PM

When you drink like I do this becomes common place.

Inno · 06-04-2016, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

When you drink like I do this becomes common place.

You dont get to respond like this.

1 your irish and a drunk

2. The above make for great stories.

So please sir care to respond with a real answer?

Also

This happened to me cept she fell asleep on me. Lol

Bitch popped 2 xanax before i got there.

I was 3 inches in when i noticed she passed out.

Pull out and left. Took a pop tart

veritas · 06-04-2016, 02:47 PM

Oh so we all belive hush Is no longer a Virgin now? Cool. Good job buddy! Great thutlebrag potht!

Dope girl · 06-04-2016, 06:02 PM

Not really
Depends on mood I give or show something keep him up

Batty · 06-05-2016, 12:35 AM

Legit so gone

Pharaohs Army · 06-08-2016, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver

Not really
Depends on mood I give or show something keep him up

Why is this so much funnier without punctuation?
lol... Silver, it seems like every day you win yet another piece of my heart.

TYSON · 06-05-2016, 09:13 AM

Lol. Fuck I can vent on here. So I got this homegirl I been saying I'm gonna fuck the shit out of. She starts sucking my dick last night and I was rock hard so of course I go to return the favor but I always play with it first. So I'm playing with it and then I feel a bump, ok maybe it's a razor bump and keep playing but I feel another and another and another. At this point I'm asking here do you got something because they are o. The inside of her pussy?! She proceeds to tell me they are moles that she has had since she can remember and nobody has ever had a problem with them. Well this nigga had a problem with it. Instantly my dick is sucked back into my stomach. I could not get past it. Birth defects or not I could not get past it to fuck her. Yea I just had to share this experience with someone. Never fell asleep while fucking tho lol

Ghost1 · 06-05-2016, 09:18 AM

Ew yo wtf man. We just trying to have a good time in here. U just ruined my whole fucking week w that story. Yakkkk.

TYSON · 06-05-2016, 09:22 AM

Lmfao my bad. What was so fucked up is she expected me to be like ok that's fine and just dive in. Got mad cause she couldn't believe I wasn't going to try lol I got love for her tho just gon keep it friends man.

El Muffin · 06-05-2016, 06:54 PM

Lmao this nigga frog splashed his bitch n died

I'm done

I'm an Aztec warrior Ahhhhh head ass nigga lmaoo

Vic u still coming through in a cpl montjs

El Muffin · 06-05-2016, 06:55 PM

N this dude Tyson playing whack a mole w/ the D

I can't

Bags why u mention me today fgt

Aero · 06-05-2016, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff

N this dude Tyson playing whack a mole w/ the D

I can't

Bags why u mention me today fgt

I've missed you fam. You need to at least be active in discussion.

06-04-2016, 10:28 AM	#1
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Ever fell asleep on a bitch Like legit passed out pinning her in place for hours in some unforeseen unique torture method lol Bitch was trapped for hour and a half I woke up laughing like a loon She was pissef cuz I got top then got on top to fuck and legit 86'd Dear Diary fuck this hoe

06-04-2016, 01:33 PM	#7
Schadenfreude Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!! Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1,408 Battle Record: 42-22 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Tag Team Titles - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 21049084	Last time it happened I had a stripper bitch slobbing the God, I fell asleep about 5-10 minutes into it..lol & that dirtbag hoe went in my pockets..smh. Damn near choked the life out her nothing-ass. __________________ Aali hupatikana kwa ghali.

06-04-2016, 01:46 PM	#8
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,420 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164519	Done as well. First words out her mouth was... you're an asshole, also Haha __________________ Grumpy old man.

06-04-2016, 01:56 PM	#9
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	When you drink like I do this becomes common place. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

06-05-2016, 06:54 PM	#18
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Lmao this nigga frog splashed his bitch n died I'm done I'm an Aztec warrior Ahhhhh head ass nigga lmaoo Vic u still coming through in a cpl montjs __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-05-2016 at 07:00 PM.

06-04-2016, 10:35 AM	#3
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	I'm not that small and she was smaller. First words out her mouth were and I quote "your an asshole"

06-04-2016, 10:54 AM	#5
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,163 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899393	Back in my conquering days when I spanned empires of self conscious women I fell asleep all the time when I brought them home from the club . This one girl woke me up and said "I'm putting my clothes back on..." as if that's a viable threat . Lol okay heres bus fare get out of my house . For shame

06-04-2016, 06:02 PM	#12
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,788 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521419	Not really Depends on mood I give or show something keep him up

06-05-2016, 12:35 AM	#13
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Legit so gone

06-05-2016, 09:13 AM	#15
TYSON IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,967 Battle Record: 10-15 Rep Power: 23089122	Lol. Fuck I can vent on here. So I got this homegirl I been saying I'm gonna fuck the shit out of. She starts sucking my dick last night and I was rock hard so of course I go to return the favor but I always play with it first. So I'm playing with it and then I feel a bump, ok maybe it's a razor bump and keep playing but I feel another and another and another. At this point I'm asking here do you got something because they are o. The inside of her pussy?! She proceeds to tell me they are moles that she has had since she can remember and nobody has ever had a problem with them. Well this nigga had a problem with it. Instantly my dick is sucked back into my stomach. I could not get past it. Birth defects or not I could not get past it to fuck her. Yea I just had to share this experience with someone. Never fell asleep while fucking tho lol

06-05-2016, 09:22 AM	#17
TYSON IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,967 Battle Record: 10-15 Rep Power: 23089122	Lmfao my bad. What was so fucked up is she expected me to be like ok that's fine and just dive in. Got mad cause she couldn't believe I wasn't going to try lol I got love for her tho just gon keep it friends man.

06-05-2016, 06:55 PM	#19
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	N this dude Tyson playing whack a mole w/ the D I can't Bags why u mention me today fgt __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 06-05-2016 at 07:03 PM.