Any cooking job I go to, I'm instantly the man.

[Bodey]

she sounds liek a whore but get it

i never understood that either. girls being attracted to straight dickheads. i couldnt give a shit less about them. but it is true i have less of a reaction toward someone when they're super nice to me. especially the overly-nice ones. dickheads stick out more, they catch your attention. for some reason, girls need their approval. and mistakenly think sleeping with them is gonna get that. ahh to be young

i like me a good playful dickhead. the ones who arent totally mean and awful to a point of being turned off, but the annoying ones. that you like to argue with. that you can laugh with while being annoyed with them at the same time. couldnt get enough of that dumb shit. why oh why.

[El Muffin]

i need to start disrespecting these bitches man

strikta help a nigga out



srs im too nice to these chicks


all on how you were raised i suppose

[Strikta]

Originally Posted by Badi Alii

she sounds liek a whore but get it

i never understood that either. girls being attracted to straight dickheads. i couldnt give a shit less about them. but it is true i have less of a reaction toward someone when they're super nice to me. especially the overly-nice ones. dickheads stick out more, they catch your attention. for some reason, girls need their approval. and mistakenly think sleeping with them is gonna get that. ahh to be young

i like me a good playful dickhead. the ones who arent totally mean and awful to a point of being turned off, but the annoying ones. that you like to argue with. that you can laugh with while being annoyed with them at the same time. couldnt get enough of that dumb shit. why oh why.

U make a legit point.. the approval thing sounds about right. I USED to be nice to the waitresses & shit when I was younger... not anymore tho lol.. shit gets u nowhere & more than likely in the end they'll try to take advantage of u somehow mistaking ur kindness for weakness. Fuck that.

At my last job I made this girl cry because she was just a fuckin' moron & I got tired of her fucking up.. always on her phone when we were busy. I told her put that motherfucking phone away & tell that bitch ass nigga on the other end to quit calling u and coming up here or I'ma punish him. She put her phone in her apron & looked at me like I had 3 heads for like a minute straight. I said bitch u can quit starin at me like a fuckin idiot & run this food, or wipe a wall or something round this motherfucker. lmao this bitch got mad & tried to yell so I hit her w/ the 2 words nobody wanna here... ur fired. Tell me why she flips out & tells me her bf gonna be up here to beat my ass.. I just lol'd & said whatever... she stormed outta there.. I cracked a beer.... dude never came.. he knew better.

But that one minute where she stared at me like that.... I could see in her soul... she wanted me inside her right at that very moment.

[Strikta]

Btw Bodey I would be ur playful dickhead. ;)