NBL Week 11 Magazine

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Reviews
by Sharp Nine

Champ Match: Cashius vs. Knucklehead

This one was a lot closer than the votes showed. Knuck managed to take it with every vote, though everyone felt it was a close call. Cash had some zingers about knucklehead’s picture and girl, but it seems like voters thought knuck’s approach were more effective and gave it to him.

Sharp Nine vs. Untold

Dope match. Came close in votes but in the end Sharp Nine pulled through and advances to the Championship match against Knucklehead. Untold drops solid and will be back up the ranks, he showed here he can hang with the high tier battlers

non azn Bob vs. bleak

bleak no-showed. I don't think he pulled the classic "w/e u get the W IDC MANNNN" routine.

Patrick vs. Vinny

This one was a little one-sided. Vinny’s still showing rust, with a few ideas that could’ve been pretty cool but didn’t quite connect while Swerve had a solid showing full of good hits. Most voters felt the same way and Pat got all but one vote.

Aero vs. ...

… no-showed. He was going to show and Aero allowed it barely, but in the end he still did not produce a verse.

megatron vs. Def_fuckin_5

Def no-showed, like he did in his pinkslip battle with Bags. He appears to be pushed off the site by Bags and Nikas hate machine. Or he had some shit come up, only time will tell.

R!canTheoryz vs. Flo real

Flo seemed a little rushed this week, his verse wasn’t quite up to where he’s been lately. R!can was decent, and had a few hits that connected nicely. He managed to take it unanimously for his first league win, while Flo drops to 2-4.

Twenty One vs. Defiant

Twenty really showed improvement in this battle, with solid wording as well as a few decent jabs. But Defiant had a nice showing, voters thought every idea of his connected pretty well. In the end, he took every vote.

kami vs. Split

kami no-showed for the second time. Would be dope to see him actually battle. Split gets the W but had to sign up because of some ish.

Jay vs. Boredom

This was a close battle that I thought was pretty cool. Both had a slick nameplay, and were pretty equal as far as quality of lines. Voters were relatively split over who had the better showing, ultimately giving it to Boredom by a narrow margin.

fathead vs. Dystopian

Dystopian no-showed and gave fathead his first W. He will need to improve to get another though.

Lotto Smirk vs. Chyeahhh!!!

This was an okay battle. Both came off as a little statementish, but voters found that Chyeah had a few better hits, and he was able to take the win by a decent margin. Lotto had one or two bars that hit well, but, as a whole Chyeah had the stronger showing.

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Cypher Results
by Sharp Nine

Allen Knight
ur whole aura is a lie, u aint a G just a played ass slut
verses got ppl goin j woww, cuz ur a dumb bitch n everything about u's fake as fuck
tay talking all this shit about me, but noones gettin ya stuff
u can say alize' bitch all u want, ur just mad i got ur girl drunk off a bottle of it ready to fuck
wat a wack ass double post, u really needa chill bro
that was a worst back to back then joan rivers & adele using a double sided dildo
damn even on the new nc u lose everything, idk y u still rhyming bitch
& for the record, if urs was nice u woulda never made a thread cryin about hiding it
Orc bodied u bad faggot, stomped till ur cracked n torn
Cuz O'mega hurt u & a life time supply of vitamins couldnt get u back to form
im nice wit thinking up concepts, my punches sprawlin'em flat
but chyeah's flips are tough to....look at witout bustin out laughin & callin'em wack
u'd do anything to make the earth clean, thats true u whore
cuz i can tell u love to recycle, all those knight namplays been used before
ur a faggot always taking dick, SMH we all can tell bitch
ed reeds every brand of boxers his mans wears right before they go helmet to helmet
disfigure ur spinal region, my AR-15'll leave u flat fam
back shots'll light up his spine & arkham to the point it can be used to signal batman
this virgin bitch wanna jump in the cyph, but im stompin ur core hater
shit since ur always coming outta left field....id think u'd land on a base sooner or later
ur ranked the lowest of low, ur not in my weight class
when it comes to tiers we all kno J-Lo & every verse he drops is striaght ass


Jay
no one respects the bull shit that you bring to the table
u use to be plugged in, now we wana wrap your neck with that cable
your vocab is your strength, dope concepts? this nigga cant
no one ever gets the point. your game needs more help than Durant
that was pretty original, guess u can be less smarter
these hands'll put your head on flat so quick, Shumpret will fire his barber

Edgar AlPo
oh lookie, two for the price of one, you gotta feel it homies
they guy I'll put it in the box, and the illegal alien who can build it for me
Allen, your first lines are horrible, you fuckin cheapskate
I've seen cleverer short setups from retards on speed dates
you's my son and that last line.ppppffft, "gotta be kidding me"
you're fatigue is showing more than a Vietnam documentary
dude you're not even on my radar to be on radar
I'm dramatical?..
says the person who came outta closet obscurred in a cape and purple gay fog


Strikta
I should double fist ur mom after I fuck her senseless duke
U bringin' up digits when her snatch is something I'd also have 10 in too


Untold
This lames wack shit! Played and a gay, faggot
Dawg, u wore that concept out.. More than whoever wore the straight jacket


Split
self-proclaimed cyph king- no ring and Chyeahh is locked out
Cause any competition makes PoTense up like Gamble just dropped trou


ALIEN (lol wtf)
you guys are all trash <3



Winner: Allen Knight
Incredibly consistent throughout, had more quotes than any other dude. Was also incredibly active - Jay, Untold, Strik, Split, Nigma would need a lot more posts to compete. It basically became a battle between AK and Chyeah, and AK was a lot hotter this week.