E tha Real vs Schadenfreude - Schadenfreude wins

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@Schadenfreude @E Tha Real

Schadenfreude · 05-25-2016, 11:06 PM

Quick 10.

Schadenfreude · 05-28-2016, 06:38 PM

Showing @E Tha Real?

E Tha Real · 05-29-2016, 12:02 AM

In.

Schadenfreude · 05-29-2016, 12:35 AM

@E Tha Real, feel dropping now, before I get too fucked up to write..lol?

E Tha Real · 05-29-2016, 06:05 AM

Being a drunken Fagzilla pillow biter is nothing to laugh about
When charades mens underwears drawer, this queers not acting out
Today its an internet hobby? Thats an interesting play on things
If you do this just for kicks... I'm Draymond Green
A Certified nerd when his IQ exceeds weight... A standard dork
Homo salivating so much his mouth is missin kids more than an amber alert
Tried audios & failed, chipmunk parodies is the only songs he kept
Rumor has it, you'll never be fucking Heard again as Johnny Depp
i'm old school, your everything wrong with text, in summary
This Text spammer couldn't Downey dressed in his Ironman onezy

Schadenfreude · 05-29-2016, 12:27 PM

Lmao, look..

Swear to God, all those troll games is ass, lames & fags,
attitude’s same as Bags, I been putting OTHER dudes names on tags.
Playoffs? u won’t get a play off, my scheme’s get wicked
yo survival’s doubtful bitch, I’m scalping shit for that post-season ticket.
If yo bitch ass had to fight, u’d prolly turn invisible chump
knowing E tha Real would be ethereal, if u ever metaphysical punch.
Yo asian baby felates me crazy, she can’t stop being fed,
it’s swallow abortion or Chinese water torture, I let it drop on her head.
In a rage whole families get slain, catch yo Kid at school,
knife waved, make him turn into the Blade, he’s Duncan Pinderhughes.

..BODY.

sral · 05-31-2016, 07:06 AM

Good to see E back, for real..

he clearly lost here though

schad didn't just give him that work, he threw him some overtime too

Being a drunken Fagzilla pillow biter is nothing to laugh about
When charades mens underwears drawer, this queers not acting out
i'm old school, your everything wrong with text, in summary
This Text spammer couldn't Downey dressed in his Ironman onezy

I was maybe being kind with that Downey line, but fuck it. first game back is never easy. welcome home, bruh!

vs

Swear to God, all those troll games is ass, lames & fags,
attitude’s same as Bags, I been putting OTHER dudes names on tags.
Playoffs? u won’t get a play off, my scheme’s get wicked
yo survival’s doubtful bitch, I’m scalping shit for that post-season ticket.
If yo bitch ass had to fight, u’d prolly turn invisible chump
knowing E tha Real would be ethereal, if u ever metaphysical punch.
Yo asian baby felates me crazy, she can’t stop being fed,
it’s swallow abortion or Chinese water torture, I let it drop on her head.

I didn't quote that last one because I didn't get it, tbreal. I'm guessing its some American sports reference but even without that taken into consideration, Schade still had more than enough to take this one. Clean wording. Nice style. I fuck with it.

Vote - Schade

Orc · 05-31-2016, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schadenfreude

Lmao, look..

Swear to God, all those troll games is ass, lames & fags,
attitude’s same as Bags, I been putting OTHER dudes names on tags
Brapbrapbrap this is fiyaaa
Playoffs? u won’t get a play off, my scheme’s get wicked
yo survival’s doubtful bitch, I’m scalping shit for that post-season ticket.
Mmmhmmm yessir
If yo bitch ass had to fight, u’d prolly turn invisible chump
knowing E tha Real would be ethereal, if u ever metaphysical punch.
Probaby been donee
Yo asian baby felates me crazy, she can’t stop being fed,
it’s swallow abortion or Chinese water torture, I let it drop on her head.
Ur on fire this wk . I'm not battling u in playoffs
In a rage whole families get slain, catch yo Kid at school,
knife waved, make him turn into the Blade, he’s Duncan Pinderhughes.
Idk what this is good fellow
..BODY.

Quote:

Originally Posted by E Tha Real

Being a drunken Fagzilla pillow biter is nothing to laugh about
When charades mens underwears drawer, this queers not acting out
Stretch to call him scha but listen Im going to allow it . Hot connection
Today its an internet hobby? Thats an interesting play on things
If you do this just for kicks... I'm Draymond Green
Simple jab here
A Certified nerd when his IQ exceeds weight... A standard dork
Homo salivating so much his mouth is missin kids more than an amber alert
Seen too many amber alert flips my man
Tried audios & failed, chipmunk parodies is the only songs he kept
Rumor has it, you'll never be fucking Heard again as Johnny Depp
As Johnny Depp bit of a weird ending . Idea was cool tho
i'm old school, your everything wrong with text, in summary
This Text spammer couldn't Downey dressed in his Ironman onezy

No man not liking this

Overall E came pretty correct after a long hiatus so well done to him. Some nice creativity. Schadenfreude just started to cook this wk just in time for playoffs which is dope. Good shit from both but the German got it

Kenny the OG · 06-01-2016, 06:33 PM

I remember e tha real aka ethereal being a monster back in the day, assuming this the same dude. Wasn't feeling the execution on the majority of these bars tho gotta be honest. The wordplays were clever but I wasn't feeling anything inbetween that opener and closer.

Schads first 3 bars were FIRE. MORE than enough to get the clear dub here.

Vote-shahdinfreodue

Cred · 06-02-2016, 12:52 PM

Draymond Green bar I liked. Other than that ur verse felt kinda lackluster fam.

vs

Other dudes names on tags was raw, that post season shit was heat & that water torture joint was nice.

Thats prolly the best Shad verse I've seen tbh. U had sum bangers fam.

Vote - shad

Saint · 06-02-2016, 10:54 PM

Schade did work this week. first two and Chinese water torture, closer was coo too..
E, all I felt was charades but wording was a bit off, you had some workable concepts though, but need to think em out and form them to hit harder..

vote schaden

Joe Boston · 06-03-2016, 10:18 AM

E tha real:

I remember u off RB not really active but welcome. Anyway couple bars felt couldve worded better as far as execution goes. I liked the Downey wp but iron man onesy felt kinda dry to me. Charades was pretty cool good humor factor.

Schad

Opener lol good personal hit. Scalping flip was tough nice direct hit creative. Chinese water torture line lmao good humor another creative bar.

V/Schad he takes this according to creativiy i really dug those two flips and the execution was perfect.

Ghost1 · 06-03-2016, 11:44 AM

]Being a drunken Fagzilla pillow biter is nothing to laugh about
When charades mens underwears drawer, this queers not acting out

Meh half nameplay, ok concept. Wording good enuff. Came off corny as fuck to me.

Today its an internet hobby? Thats an interesting play on things
If you do this just for kicks... I'm Draymond Green

Ok

A Certified nerd when his IQ exceeds weight... A standard dork
Homo salivating so much his mouth is missin kids more than an amber alert

Wtf does this even mean

Tried audios & failed, chipmunk parodies is the only songs he kept
Rumor has it, you'll never be fucking Heard again as Johnny Depp

Wordings off. Punch is ok. May be legit personal idk.

i'm old school, your everything wrong with text, in summary
This Text spammer couldn't Downey dressed in his Ironman onezy

Cornball shit again and a self nameplay. Light

Lmao, look..

Swear to God, all those troll games is ass, lames & fags,
attitude’s same as Bags, I been putting OTHER dudes names on tags.

Lmfao. Man that ain't me yo. This is fire tho.

Playoffs? u won’t get a play off, my scheme’s get wicked
yo survival’s doubtful bitch, I’m scalping shit for that post-season ticket.

Yowza

If yo bitch ass had to fight, u’d prolly turn invisible chump
knowing E tha Real would be ethereal, if u ever metaphysical punch.

Fuck w this

Yo asian baby felates me crazy, she can’t stop being fed,
it’s swallow abortion or Chinese water torture, I let it drop on her head.

Wild

In a rage whole families get slain, catch yo Kid at school,
knife waved, make him turn into the Blade, he’s Duncan Pinderhughes.

Idk the reference my b

..BODY.[/QUOTE]

So schad went fucking crazy here lol. E was man corny to me. No offense but if u gonna go the comedy route u got to be funny....being a generally well received funny person myself I'm a bit harder to please in that aspect. Just didn't work for me this time out.

V schad

05-25-2016, 11:06 PM	#2
Schadenfreude Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!! Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1,408 Battle Record: 42-22 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Tag Team Titles - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 21049081	Quick 10. __________________ Aali hupatikana kwa ghali. Last edited by Schadenfreude; 05-26-2016 at 01:00 AM.

05-28-2016, 06:38 PM	#3
Schadenfreude Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!! Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1,408 Battle Record: 42-22 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Tag Team Titles - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 21049081	Showing @E Tha Real? __________________ Aali hupatikana kwa ghali.

05-29-2016, 12:35 AM	#5
Schadenfreude Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!! Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1,408 Battle Record: 42-22 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Tag Team Titles - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 21049081	@E Tha Real, feel dropping now, before I get too fucked up to write..lol? __________________ Aali hupatikana kwa ghali.

05-31-2016, 07:06 AM	#8
sral Shrewd as evearthed Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 8,263 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899391	Good to see E back, for real.. he clearly lost here though schad didn't just give him that work, he threw him some overtime too Being a drunken Fagzilla pillow biter is nothing to laugh about When charades mens underwears drawer, this queers not acting out i'm old school, your everything wrong with text, in summary This Text spammer couldn't Downey dressed in his Ironman onezy I was maybe being kind with that Downey line, but fuck it. first game back is never easy. welcome home, bruh! vs Swear to God, all those troll games is ass, lames & fags, attitude’s same as Bags, I been putting OTHER dudes names on tags. Playoffs? u won’t get a play off, my scheme’s get wicked yo survival’s doubtful bitch, I’m scalping shit for that post-season ticket. If yo bitch ass had to fight, u’d prolly turn invisible chump knowing E tha Real would be ethereal, if u ever metaphysical punch. Yo asian baby felates me crazy, she can’t stop being fed, it’s swallow abortion or Chinese water torture, I let it drop on her head. I didn't quote that last one because I didn't get it, tbreal. I'm guessing its some American sports reference but even without that taken into consideration, Schade still had more than enough to take this one. Clean wording. Nice style. I fuck with it. Vote - Schade __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

06-01-2016, 06:33 PM	#10
Kenny the OG tutankhamen Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 363 Battle Record: 6-5 Rep Power: 16107555	I remember e tha real aka ethereal being a monster back in the day, assuming this the same dude. Wasn't feeling the execution on the majority of these bars tho gotta be honest. The wordplays were clever but I wasn't feeling anything inbetween that opener and closer. Schads first 3 bars were FIRE. MORE than enough to get the clear dub here. Vote-shahdinfreodue __________________ Wordplay? My words ain't meant to be played with.

05-29-2016, 12:02 AM	#4
E Tha Real yes really Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: NC Posts: 362 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 6054892	In.

05-29-2016, 06:05 AM	#6
E Tha Real yes really Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: NC Posts: 362 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 6054892	Being a drunken Fagzilla pillow biter is nothing to laugh about When charades mens underwears drawer, this queers not acting out Today its an internet hobby? Thats an interesting play on things If you do this just for kicks... I'm Draymond Green A Certified nerd when his IQ exceeds weight... A standard dork Homo salivating so much his mouth is missin kids more than an amber alert Tried audios & failed, chipmunk parodies is the only songs he kept Rumor has it, you'll never be fucking Heard again as Johnny Depp i'm old school, your everything wrong with text, in summary This Text spammer couldn't Downey dressed in his Ironman onezy

05-29-2016, 12:27 PM	#7
Schadenfreude Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!! Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1,408 Battle Record: 42-22 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Tag Team Titles - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 21049081	Lmao, look.. Swear to God, all those troll games is ass, lames & fags, attitude’s same as Bags, I been putting OTHER dudes names on tags. Playoffs? u won’t get a play off, my scheme’s get wicked yo survival’s doubtful bitch, I’m scalping shit for that post-season ticket. If yo bitch ass had to fight, u’d prolly turn invisible chump knowing E tha Real would be ethereal, if u ever metaphysical punch. Yo asian baby felates me crazy, she can’t stop being fed, it’s swallow abortion or Chinese water torture, I let it drop on her head. In a rage whole families get slain, catch yo Kid at school, knife waved, make him turn into the Blade, he’s Duncan Pinderhughes. ..BODY.

06-02-2016, 12:52 PM	#11
Cred The Biggest Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 3,254 Battle Record: 67-32 Accomplishments - Gun Bar King Champed - Fight Night 3 - Fight Night 10 - Fight Night 12 - Battle Arena League Rep Power: 85899380	Draymond Green bar I liked. Other than that ur verse felt kinda lackluster fam. vs Other dudes names on tags was raw, that post season shit was heat & that water torture joint was nice. Thats prolly the best Shad verse I've seen tbh. U had sum bangers fam. Vote - shad

06-02-2016, 10:54 PM	#12
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,227 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535865	Schade did work this week. first two and Chinese water torture, closer was coo too.. E, all I felt was charades but wording was a bit off, you had some workable concepts though, but need to think em out and form them to hit harder.. vote schaden

06-03-2016, 10:18 AM	#13
Joe Boston Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 929 Battle Record: 8-11 Rep Power: 11092528	E tha real: I remember u off RB not really active but welcome. Anyway couple bars felt couldve worded better as far as execution goes. I liked the Downey wp but iron man onesy felt kinda dry to me. Charades was pretty cool good humor factor. Schad Opener lol good personal hit. Scalping flip was tough nice direct hit creative. Chinese water torture line lmao good humor another creative bar. V/Schad he takes this according to creativiy i really dug those two flips and the execution was perfect.