Got me feeling like jesus after a warm bath

Batty · 05-02-2016, 03:11 AM

So bros, for lunch today I ate lean shredded peregrine Falcon dick meat over a bed of key lime cilantro wheat germ infused brown rice, organic Brussel Sprouts and pomegranate-orange angel wishes. Washed it down with a spritzer made from bavarian honeysuckles and the bathtub water from Whitney Houston's autopsy.

Fuck it, I ain't gonna lie... busted out the Marie Calenders. Probably the best microwave meals you can get tbh. I mean, you will feel like a dirt person, but feel like somebody loves you.

Fire af lazy nigga meal.

05-02-2016, 03:11 AM	#11
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	So bros, for lunch today I ate lean shredded peregrine Falcon dick meat over a bed of key lime cilantro wheat germ infused brown rice, organic Brussel Sprouts and pomegranate-orange angel wishes. Washed it down with a spritzer made from bavarian honeysuckles and the bathtub water from Whitney Houston's autopsy. Fuck it, I ain't gonna lie... busted out the Marie Calenders. Probably the best microwave meals you can get tbh. I mean, you will feel like a dirt person, but feel like somebody loves you. Fire af lazy nigga meal.