Bags 1-0 vs Joe Boston 0-2 - BAGS WINS

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[Joe Boston]

Really

[Ghost1]

Lol wack fagot. I only got 10 for u.

[Joe Boston]

10 @Bags took me 20 mins u fag who gives a,fuck

would anyone be intimitated by this fag ask urselves why?
Since 90's he had that Car harrt always loved the hands of the auto mechanic guy
Could give a fuck what u imply in my eyes u always been lame
You ever come to da Bean Bag you'll get tossed it'll be no drinking game
Ur a shame should slap ur mom for even birthing ur ass
Plus ur heads so fucking oval looks like she conceived u in her geometry class
Better fix that look on your face fast that tough act dont make me shake
Look at Joe straight mean mug'll get cracked on ur job during ur coffee break
Not sure what to make of u thinking dating sites fill ur desire
If u meet a bitch off Match i hope its a crazy one who'll actually light ur ass on fire

[Joe Boston]

Can u fucking drop already ur probably at home not doing shit fag

[Ghost1]

I'm at work weirdo?

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Joe Boston

Nope unlike u i work an afternoon shift asshole and i have a,son i provide for what do u do? U dont know me get out the situation asshole.

9 pages plus in the chat...for real son? Damn dog u should feel dumb
That Boston marathon was a fucking tradgedy....had us wishin u were at the real one
You workin a forklift job an u on nc during lunchtime in the back
Fuck a punchline be a dad...ya boy bright? I'll have them gorillaz let ya sunshine in a bag
Ur a lethargic fuckin goon ...ur wife? She get covered all over w spooge
But I'd never pay for that hojo....I'd just leave her raped an have em charge u for the room
An that money I saved from it? Down payment on sum dangerous kids
Arachnaphobia deal that'll have u seein 8 metal arms on u quicker then Dr octavius
U should've stayed meek an quiet. Cuz I don't really like bein violent
But I'll grab the heat an fire it....shove that cal down ur throat...now u on a vegan diet

[Kenny the OG]

Idk what it is bout Boston's wording but that shit was killin me at times. It ruined the opener, bean bag & coffee break bars for me which I felt coulda been good bars. There's potential.

Bags had a good personal opener plus he added arachnaphobia into his drop lmaoooo. Bonus points for that. Tbh I've seen way better from him tho, intentional or not, this battle ended up being closer than it should be. The Howard Johnson bar was tough tho. Thats the deciding factor for me here.

With a slightly different approach Joey coulda pulled off the upset bc bag came light, not thinking to highly of Joe's pen game Im guessing. He did just enough to get the win tho.

[Habitat]

Joe
would anyone be intimitated by this fag ask urselves why?
Since 90's he had that Car harrt always loved the hands of the auto mechanic guy
-this could have been dope but your wording takes away from it. Lite
Could give a fuck what u imply in my eyes u always been lame
You ever come to da Bean Bag you'll get tossed it'll be no drinking game
-didn't enjoy this
Ur a shame should slap ur mom for even birthing ur ass
Plus ur heads so fucking oval looks like she conceived u in her geometry class
-nah
Better fix that look on your face fast that tough act dont make me shake
Look at Joe straight mean mug'll get cracked on ur job during ur coffee break
-eh not a fan
Not sure what to make of u thinking dating sites fill ur desire
If u meet a bitch off Match i hope its a crazy one who'll actually light ur ass on fire
-this had potential but is lite as is

Bags
9 pages plus in the chat...for real son? Damn dog u should feel dumb
That Boston marathon was a fucking tradgedy....had us wishin u were at the real one
-lite
You workin a forklift job an u on nc during lunchtime in the back
Fuck a punchline be a dad...ya boy bright? I'll have them gorillaz let ya sunshine in a bag
-not a fan of this
Ur a lethargic fuckin goon ...ur wife? She get covered all over w spooge
But I'd never pay for that hojo....I'd just leave her raped an have em charge u for the room
-decent
An that money I saved from it? Down payment on sum dangerous kids
Arachnaphobia deal that'll have u seein 8 metal arms on u quicker then Dr octavius
-not a fan ofd this
U should've stayed meek an quiet. Cuz I don't really like bein violent
But I'll grab the heat an fire it....shove that cal down ur throat...now u on a vegan diet
-this was nice

Joe Boston, what the fuck man. You've got concepts but the way you write them take away from them tremendously. That car hart shit coulda been fire

Bags the closer was nice. Some misses and a cpl lite bars other than that.

v - bags

[Cred]

would anyone be intimitated by this fag ask urselves why?
Since 90's he had that Car harrt always loved the hands of the auto mechanic guy
Nah bro
Could give a fuck what u imply in my eyes u always been lame
You ever come to da Bean Bag you'll get tossed it'll be no drinking game
Wording killed this. Concept was koo
Ur a shame should slap ur mom for even birthing ur ass
Plus ur heads so fucking oval looks like she conceived u in her geometry class
Lol nah
Better fix that look on your face fast that tough act dont make me shake
Look at Joe straight mean mug'll get cracked on ur job during ur coffee break
Mug shit is mad playedd.
Not sure what to make of u thinking dating sites fill ur desire
If u meet a bitch off Match i hope its a crazy one who'll actually light ur ass on fire
Lol ok

vs

9 pages plus in the chat...for real son? Damn dog u should feel dumb
That Boston marathon was a fucking tradgedy....had us wishin u were at the real one
Came off played
You workin a forklift job an u on nc during lunchtime in the back
Fuck a punchline be a dad...ya boy bright? I'll have them gorillaz let ya sunshine in a bag
im fuckin wit it
Ur a lethargic fuckin goon ...ur wife? She get covered all over w spooge
But I'd never pay for that hojo....I'd just leave her raped an have em charge u for the room
Ok
An that money I saved from it? Down payment on sum dangerous kids
Arachnaphobia deal that'll have u seein 8 metal arms on u quicker then Dr octavius
Flamess
U should've stayed meek an quiet. Cuz I don't really like bein violent
But I'll grab the heat an fire it....shove that cal down ur throat...now u on a vegan diet
Cool closer.


Joe had one bar i liked, ur wording throws most of ur punches off. U definitely can see u have it down concept wise but not the right execution. Bags had a consistent verse n that metal arms joint was crazy.

vote - Bags

[CBA]

Joe's shit was alright, I know some of the other dudes said you should try wording things differently, not sure what you mean by "come to the bean" lol. Wacky stuff, needs some work but I'll give you points on creativity.

Bags was alright, vs. seemed pretty rushed, Boston Marathon predictable. Some of the punches hit and others missed, dangerous kids and Dr. Octavius doesn't rhyme tho. Still had to give it to Bags because it was a proper battle verse.

[Useless]

Nothing

Vs.

9 pages plus in the chat...for real son? Damn dog u should feel dumb
That Boston marathon was a fucking tradgedy....had us wishin u were at the real one
--- Boston Marathon played on him but I really liked the personal flip. Shit was lulz.......
You workin a forklift job an u on nc during lunchtime in the back
Fuck a punchline be a dad...ya boy bright? I'll have them gorillaz let ya sunshine in a bag
--- like........
Ur a lethargic fuckin goon ...ur wife? She get covered all over w spooge
But I'd never pay for that hojo....I'd just leave her raped an have em charge u for the room
--- like............
An that money I saved from it? Down payment on sum dangerous kids
Arachnaphobia deal that'll have u seein 8 metal arms on u quicker then Dr octavius
--- cool URL style line. And it does rhyme idk what CBA talking about..........
U should've stayed meek an quiet. Cuz I don't really like bein violent
But I'll grab the heat an fire it....shove that cal down ur throat...now u on a vegan diet
--- lol aite........



Overall: bags had a better verse than I expected him to write considering his opponent lol. Good shit



V. Bagasaurus Rex

[Schadenfreude]

Joe Idk bruh, just didn't put up much of a fight..smh. Can't talk crazy, then drop mediocrity. The only line that hit imo, was the opener & only because I lol'd. That 'Bean Bags' line had potential, should've had me ghost, I'da flipped that shit into a hellish haymaker & all else were just duds, tbc. Bags the standouts were 'Doc Oc' & that closer, the rest were dope concepts, just worded weirdly imo, otherwise easy win for u, vote BAGS.

[Toil]

Boston: geometry class

Bags: boston marathon, Dr octavius

Bags had one more quotable, but also his non-quotables were better. Got Bags taking this quite easily due to consistency.

Vote = Bags

[Junto]

Could give a fuck what u imply in my eyes u always been lame
You ever come to da Bean Bag you'll get tossed it'll be no drinking game
simple but not bad

vs.

You workin a forklift job an u on nc during lunchtime in the back
Fuck a punchline be a dad...ya boy bright? I'll have them gorillaz let ya sunshine in a bag
I like that
Ur a lethargic fuckin goon ...ur wife? She get covered all over w spooge
But I'd never pay for that hojo....I'd just leave her raped an have em charge u for the room
ha okay
An that money I saved from it? Down payment on sum dangerous kids
Arachnaphobia deal that'll have u seein 8 metal arms on u quicker then Dr octavius
solid

Joe came wit a pretty weak verse...
I mean Bean bag was decent, gotta give him that one atleast
But otherwise it was a bunch of duds. Opener was corny, oval head...? just not good stuff
father of the year Bagashit had a cool verse. sunshine in a bag was money.
couple others that hit too which made it a landslide

V/ baggie smalls

[Saint]

almost bean bags but u didn't hit w/ it.

sunshine in a bag, doc ock, closer was coo and rest still better than anything Boston had.

vote bags