Champ Match: Knucklehead vs Sharp Nine {Knucklehead wins}

[Orc]

NBL
Netcees Text Battle League

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Friday,
  May 17th 2013 11:59 PM PST.
• Voting ends Tuesday 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are normally 24 hours
  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 36 hours
  and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both.

Voting:

• Must vote on 5 battles and post your links.
• Post the links in the thread titled "Week 7 Voting Links".
• You will be punished if you don't post all 5 voting links.
  You will not like the punishment, so just vote so you
  don't have to cry later. Details about this are to be
  found in the "Week 7 Voting Links" thread.

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will disqualified.
• A check in isn't mandatory, but it is encouraged.
• If your opponent doesn't check in,
  you still have to post a verse.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

@Knucklehead
@Sharp Nine

[Sharp]

Checkin. 14-16 tops por favor, finals

[~RustyGunZ~]

14 works

[Sharp]

Busy week, ext cool?

[~RustyGunZ~]

word

[Sharp]

@Knucklehead
sent 14 to Orc

[~RustyGunZ~]

Hello

You've made some strides bro, but u'll never be the best to spar
U a member of the League of Shadows.. So congrats on being in the rest of ours
This musical wiz is truly just a queer reading crew schemes
Say u have them Jazz hands.. but all I see is that act in ur vet cheerleading routine
The rankings have him right behind me, but plz don't mistake this jerk
When this is all over, we'll see 9 to 5.. & you're lucky if u ever even awake for work
Only a sow could bring this trash to the world, can't imagine the gutters girth
Your only Champed was a Pass from Bore.. & oddly enuff that's the story of your birth
Can't keep your hoe in check when knuck shows his divine powers
Last night I made her a very HappySlut.. while you trolled him on OTBVA for five hours
Really, the cunt wants u dead. Told me to throw u to the ceiling with no care
Dessy'll leave u on a Cloud, Nine.. then I got ya bitch spread Eagle feelin' like she's there
You can't brawl w/ the God, cut throats & the best to stir products
A few chops from the 'chette will leave SN in a Box like AOL Messenger pop-ups

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

i'm not even mad tbh this is the last set of finals in Community College i have, shit will be 20x more painful next year

this whole forum hates you. you've got no one, my friend
sad - ur strugglin for community's acceptance. 'slike college apps all over again
there's no weight to his concepts. cant last in a cleverness spar
wont see 'Ckle breeze thru here if <-that could blow away his heaviest bars
last week was a robbery, showed ur not made for this fight
securin Cash was such a problem im amazed you could pay for the site

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

if the bruins don't get it then the hawks are takin it

crawford, hossa, sharp and kane = main reason i won my fantasy league

ur the crutch of LoS. ur involvement makes us feel gayer
Fantasy or reality...
you just cant make waves in a League without the help of real players
I can only fuck ur girl stoned. thought about a diet? ya whore hasn't
can barely handle the baked lays no more... cuz she needs 3 bags a' those ta orgasm
only ugly chicks dig you, while the hottest think im sent from heaven
so when 'head's in a box, its a more horrific scene than the end of Se7en
n hes askin me bout jazz? im finna put dents in this oddity
leave him so full of Impressions he'll look like Coltrane's discography

.
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jazz hands bishh

[Flow]

First of all I thought I saw knucks ask Sharp in discussion not long ago bout jazz so don't think that's a fed line....(@boredom) Moving on

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Hello

You've made some strides bro, but u'll never be the best to spar
U a member of the League of Shadows.. So congrats on being in the rest of ours
Lol this WAS basic, BUT I don't see that as a negative, I think this line is really effective due to the personal within
This musical wiz is truly just a queer reading crew schemes
Say u have them Jazz hands.. but all I see is that act in ur vet cheerleading routine
Ite this was just aight
The rankings have him right behind me, but plz don't mistake this jerk
When this is all over, we'll see 9 to 5.. & you're lucky if u ever even awake for work
Clever concept but I think its lacking in sting personally
Only a sow could bring this trash to the world, can't imagine the gutters girth
Your only Champed was a Pass from Bore.. & oddly enuff that's the story of your birth
Had the ingredients but don't think the recipe was workin
Can't keep your hoe in check when knuck shows his divine powers
Last night I made her a very HappySlut.. while you trolled him on OTBVA for five hours
Lol nice
Really, the cunt wants u dead. Told me to throw u to the ceiling with no care
Dessy'll leave u on a Cloud, Nine.. then I got ya bitch spread Eagle feelin' like she's there
Standard
You can't brawl w/ the God, cut throats & the best to stir products
A few chops from the 'chette will leave SN in a Box like AOL Messenger pop-ups
Probs played or old or what not but new for me, so nice close

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

this whole forum hates you. you've got no one, my friend
sad - ur strugglin for community's acceptance. 'slike college apps all over again
this was...pretty weak unfortuantly
there's no weight to his concepts. cant last in a cleverness spar
wont see 'Ckle breeze thru here if <-that could blow away his heaviest bars
This was average albeit creative
last week was a robbery, showed ur not made for this fight
securin Cash was such a problem im amazed you could pay for the site
Your best bar by a mile much more to the standard you would usually set


ur the crutch of LoS. ur involvement makes us feel gayer
Fantasy or reality...
you just cant make waves in a League without the help of real players
OK - much more like it
I can only fuck ur girl stoned. thought about a diet? ya whore hasn't
can barely handle the baked lays no more... cuz she needs 3 bags a' those ta orgasm
I don't know about this
only ugly chicks dig you, while the hottest think im sent from heaven
so when 'head's in a box, its a more horrific scene than the end of Se7en
lol
n hes askin me bout jazz? im finna put dents in this oddity
leave him so full of Impressions he'll look like Coltrane's discography
Sorry sharp - I am sure theres something in this but its over my head pal
.
.
jazz hands bishh

I got this 4-3 in Knucks favour - I was expecting a lot lot more from Sharp, Knucks has brought better too but came consistent with execution letting him down but nothing to the misses sharp took...Not sure what happened here... Shame

Vote Knucks

[Boredom]

sharp nine fed in the last bar/end of his verse..

anyways

You've made some strides bro, but u'll never be the best to spar
U a member of the League of Shadows.. So congrats on being in the rest of ours
This musical wiz is truly just a queer reading crew schemes
Say u have them Jazz hands.. but all I see is that act in ur vet cheerleading routine
Only a sow could bring this trash to the world, can't imagine the gutters girth
Your only Champed was a Pass from Bore.. & oddly enuff that's the story of your birth
Can't keep your hoe in check when knuck shows his divine powers
Last night I made her a very HappySlut.. while you trolled him on OTBVA for five hours
Really, the cunt wants u dead. Told me to throw u to the ceiling with no care
Dessy'll leave u on a Cloud, Nine.. then I got ya bitch spread Eagle feelin' like she's there

vs

last week was a robbery, showed ur not made for this fight
securin Cash was such a problem im amazed you could pay for the site
I can only fuck ur girl stoned. thought about a diet? ya whore hasn't
can barely handle the baked lays no more... cuz she needs 3 bags a' those ta orgasm

knuck took this with consistency, more quotables, felt that sharp was hella statementish with some awkward wording/lack of execution.

ntm he fed off the jazz hands shit...

[Sharp]

tbc not fed, sent the verse with 'jazz hands' at the end after that last line

[StarFaggot]

Knucklehead

You've made some strides bro, but u'll never be the best to spar
U a member of the League of Shadows.. So congrats on being in the rest of ours
basic
This musical wiz is truly just a queer reading crew schemes
Say u have them Jazz hands.. but all I see is that act in ur vet cheerleading routine
Bit predictable
The rankings have him right behind me, but plz don't mistake this jerk
When this is all over, we'll see 9 to 5.. & you're lucky if u ever even awake for work
this is ok
Only a sow could bring this trash to the world, can't imagine the gutters girth
Your only Champed was a Pass from Bore.. & oddly enuff that's the story of your birth
Not hitting
Can't keep your hoe in check when knuck shows his divine powers
Last night I made her a very HappySlut.. while you trolled him on OTBVA for five hours
ha coolish
Really, the cunt wants u dead. Told me to throw u to the ceiling with no care
Dessy'll leave u on a Cloud, Nine.. then I got ya bitch spread Eagle feelin' like she's there
played name play and not enough here to overcome
You can't brawl w/ the God, cut throats & the best to stir products
A few chops from the 'chette will leave SN in a Box like AOL Messenger pop-ups
this is 2001 type of punch

Overall this was okay but no haymakers or anything hard hitting.



Sharp Nine
this whole forum hates you. you've got no one, my friend
sad - ur strugglin for community's acceptance. 'slike college apps all over again
borderline bad
there's no weight to his concepts. cant last in a cleverness spar
wont see 'Ckle breeze thru here if <-that could blow away his heaviest bars
don't like the exectuion
last week was a robbery, showed ur not made for this fight
securin Cash was such a problem im amazed you could pay for the site
cool
ur the crutch of LoS. ur involvement makes us feel gayer
Fantasy or reality...
you just cant make waves in a League without the help of real players
ok
I can only fuck ur girl stoned. thought about a diet? ya whore hasn't
can barely handle the baked lays no more... cuz she needs 3 bags a' those ta orgasm
lol at thought about a diet? your whore hasn't... punch needed better wording
only ugly chicks dig you, while the hottest think im sent from heaven
so when 'head's in a box, its a more horrific scene than the end of Se7en
that's lazy
n hes askin me bout jazz? im finna put dents in this oddity
leave him so full of Impressions he'll look like Coltrane's discography
ok

overall this didn't seem like you tried at all

MVGT to Knucklhead because his misses weren't as bad as Sharps.

[Cashius]

Shadow, 9-5

Vs.

Community, head in a box

I almost didn't quote head in a box for sharp...the box/pussy thing's been done to death.

Knucklehead got it.

[Untold]

You've made some strides bro, but u'll never be the best to spar
U a member of the League of Shadows.. So congrats on being in the rest of ours
The rankings have him right behind me, but plz don't mistake this jerk
When this is all over, we'll see 9 to 5.. & you're lucky if u ever even awake for work
Only a sow could bring this trash to the world, can't imagine the gutters girth
Your only Champed was a Pass from Bore.. & oddly enuff that's the story of your birth
Can't keep your hoe in check when knuck shows his divine powers
Last night I made her a very HappySlut.. while you trolled him on OTBVA for five hours

Vs

this whole forum hates you. you've got no one, my friend
sad - ur strugglin for community's acceptance. 'slike college apps all over again
last week was a robbery, showed ur not made for this fight
securin Cash was such a problem im amazed you could pay for the site
I can only fuck ur girl stoned. thought about a diet? ya whore hasn't
can barely handle the baked lays no more... cuz she needs 3 bags a' those ta orgasm
only ugly chicks dig you, while the hottest think im sent from heaven
so when 'head's in a box, its a more horrific scene than the end of Se7en

Man, this was a good battle. I thought both came out swinging and had some dope lines between them. I'll be honest, some of the concepts used in this battle are a bit familiar but the way each one was flipped and worded gave em a bit of new life. I did have to look up the "HappySlut" line and see what it was about but all made sense after a google search. And as far as Sharp's verse goes, cool lines but the ones you missed, I wasn't feeling. Same with knuck, but the creativity was there son your verse was a bit more consistent in my opinion.

V/ knucklehead