How do you get revved up to write?

[oats]

^^^in all seriousness, jerking off can be a huge help for me when I'm stressed by a deadline or just distracted in general. I always jerked before big tests and interviews, too.

mostly, I take my dog for a walk, talk things out with him while I'm walking, come back clean my desk and I'm good. I think better when I move around, on some transcendentalist shit. I also revise and rewrite a good bit, so once I get something on paper, even if it's not that good, it's not terribly difficult to get it to a reasonable quality with revision.