Artifice 0-1 vs Joe Boston 0-0 - ARTIFICE WINS

Artifice · 04-05-2016, 07:30 PM

u got a David Spade steez, i rock Chris Farley the whole verse
put u below turf with the Tommy Boy... it's a joy to show Joe Dirt
this place of text makes u vexed, u straight up stressed dude
at times more of a whiner than North Carolina... lettin' the Paige upset u
some sage advice, u think u throw heat but u ain't that nice
3 strikes Boston's out, my shit's money like David... cuz J paid the Price
JB's starves for a win but only stomachs more defeat
cuz A&W sounds better... plus it's another place he can't afford to eat
Rip Torn's what i've done to u, take u back to school again
& teach this Average Joe like Dodgeball legend Patches O'Houlihan
on thin ice, Boston Bruin awful shots tryin' to win it
but once the gloves drop u're put in a box for a lot longer than five minutes

04-05-2016, 07:30 PM	#6
Artifice Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 269 Battle Record: 17-9 Champed - Art Of Writing League - GWL Picture Challenge Rep Power: 3944949	u got a David Spade steez, i rock Chris Farley the whole verse put u below turf with the Tommy Boy... it's a joy to show Joe Dirt this place of text makes u vexed, u straight up stressed dude at times more of a whiner than North Carolina... lettin' the Paige upset u some sage advice, u think u throw heat but u ain't that nice 3 strikes Boston's out, my shit's money like David... cuz J paid the Price JB's starves for a win but only stomachs more defeat cuz A&W sounds better... plus it's another place he can't afford to eat Rip Torn's what i've done to u, take u back to school again & teach this Average Joe like Dodgeball legend Patches O'Houlihan on thin ice, Boston Bruin awful shots tryin' to win it but once the gloves drop u're put in a box for a lot longer than five minutes