THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[breathless]

Originally Posted by Mr. J

your girl tells me where she wants it like the dance done by Peewee
beep beep...

Fucking hilarious...


It's nineteen ninety nine, at a rave, delirious
Mind caved in, crawling from a k hole's interior
On the brink of feelin dandy, trippin with a robowalk
I thought it was time to candy flip, pictured it like a photo op
But when I think back, I ought to've said no and just stopped,
called it a night, but nope, a blue pill popped,
a tab on my tongue, forty minutes later,
pupils got wider and I'm havin some fun
Another hour passes and the acid is peaking
I discovered how our ancestors flashed into being...
And watched the huddled masses that we have became
with a shameful indifference, it changed me, to this day I'm still sad at what I'm seeing

[Diablo]

Sad what I'm seeing, how am I inhaling the air
that you bastards are breathing? It's way too unfair.
I hate you. I swear there's something wrong with you rhymers,
and fakes unprepared for when I jump in the cypher.
I'm not looking to find another page of your wack shit,
from pussy part-timers who made CopyPat quit.
I'm way above average when I'm pushing these keys.
You stay sucking fat dick. Just shut up and leave.
We got a hundred emcees without a semblance of flow,
and aint one fucking with me so I suggest that you don't.
Fetch you your coats, fuck what you're saying, you're wack.
Start heading on home before I take you to task.
Face it, I'm back. There's really nothing left for you now.
I'm the greatest to rap and take exception to clowns.
I'm the best in the house and I need you to see it,
I see Jesodist 'bout to post so I'm keying to beat him...

Haha!

[Detriment]

I don't give a fuck but i'll take one look at freedom

and give it up to fuck a bitch in my own kingdom

The prick is up and hard, lick the stuff discharged

it's a gift from god so don't put up your guard

just shut up and nod to the thrust in charge

Watch as the nut's enlarge, look up and trust the stars

[Mr. J]

I practice ju jitsu while holding 2 pistols
I used to diss dudes while lettin truth slip through
now I just chuck up a duece & wish you...
a stew & thick spoon, get well or get better
pull the wool over their eyes with a thick sweater
used to ride the shelf but on the mantle is where I sit better
me throw a fit? never. I ride in the V with vendettas
got a grip on the game while my pens pressured..
we struggle hard & dont fret over your wig partna
now dudes serve up beef after years acting like a dishwasher
we could nick a teen & burn herbs when the cigs spark up
I coulda made it as a Lit author or as a Center crashin...
boards...but Im too Poe....Edgar Allen

[2tripple0]

I'm fresh gonna drop off the top of the head
I'm trying to double up but I only got fifteen cents
Its not funny my life is freaky like a truce call me a treaties
I'm like an Indian living inside a teepee
Sending signals with my smoke
You best be a frog way your about to croak
Can't finish this postehaste
I would sum you up but you dental like toothpaste
Wondering why ya toothache while I'm busy trying to sunbathe
Make it back to home plate when i about to hit a grandslam
She said your handsome but i got trouble keeping my pants obut I'm going to keep my hands off so high I might blackout

[Mr. J]

My mind trails off underneath that black cloud
Im down in Sac Town, a King with his hat down
pulling a sack out, floating over these tracks now
your cars jacked now, in Queens with a rap crowd
punks rocked, smash mouth, look at that clown.
word to Jerry Stackhouse I coach a Jurassic World
get clapped & hurled into the back of the Lac girl
another plastic girl built off of her insecurities..
o this tangled web we weave so quick & furiously
we otherworldly meeting the moon with marijuana
rendezvous with rama, the proof is in the sauna
in a pair of boots, Sgt Slaughter boosted proper
the roosters callin, better wake your ass up cuh
we roll up & only need to show up masked up once
pack up blunts with train wrecks & Gods gift
when I finally get my second wind I lost it...
got the game called sinking into the corner pocket
the bassline knockin while the feds is watchin
AOWL got me pickin a topic but theres nothing I wanted
stop it....keep an eye out, watch your step...proceed with caution

[2tripple0]

That's a above average response
You coon dunce none of your lines comes with punch
I'm a bar I'm setting up you lack the guts
I'm like chemical waste you something I gotta dump
Irresponsible way I got you stumped fit u in an elephant trunk
Dope recognize this lyrics are dope
for reasons beyond I'm an astronaught about to float
Cause there's something called gravity
Because the earth weighs us down to our reality

[Maximus]

I spit the realest bars, kill your squad and crush what you built to shards
A brilliant bard, I chill with gods above seven billion stars
No frills involved, my bloodstream is where the red pills dissolve
And now I'm feeling charged with the force of a Sicilian Mob
As the wheels revolve my skill evolves, a hero with a villain's scars
A reincarnated phoenix, in the furnace of war I was grilled and charred

[Mr. J]

Can someone tell me where minions are?
the kid in charge took his opinions far..
He said that random thought...isn't art.
I picked apart the power of diction dawg...
listen brah, can you hear the system start
my wisdom sparks in the dimensions heart
blip, blip, blip...fsshhh thats your wishing star
as it sits in fog..annihilation by the pistol squad
fission arrgh! battles the division fought....
arrgh! chill Charlie Brown thats the pigeons squawk
I make these chickens & these bitches squat
let me lift these bars as I go & flip them off
bwwaaak...

[breathless]

Covered in feathers after they spilled the tar,
What could be better than bein able to feel your arms
melt away, bones peeled apart, it's amazing, the final moments
and how oh so resilient we are

[Mr. J]

mulligan, I was playing a game & took a wrong path...
mulligan, I was wasting away & looked at the drawback.
mulligan, I hated today but would burn these pages & say...
mulligan, call me Montag, Im fluent in my odd jobs
fluent in odd ball with an accent that sounds like a sawed off
BLAH BLAH, BOOM BOOM, a shot with a KNOCK KNOCK
what time is it...its time for another thread before i log off

[breathless]

Look kids, I got this hood shit wrapped up like bread around a hotdog
Have you read about my top notch beatboxery? It's a freakin debauchery
It sounds a lot like Bebop and Rocksteady got together
and did a duet over the No Diggity instrumental, with Bo Diddly
singin doo wah diddy diddy... dumb fuckin fool
Oh no he didn't, did he? He did? Shit, bitch, you've gotta be kiddin me
Quick, get me a crucifix and a Christian pastor
This dude is sick and his head is twisted backwards
Bent until it shattered into little bitty fragments
of every last shitty frickin memory he's gathered

[Mr. J]

Exit: Stage right, they the type to hate life
I made mine, 8 lives taken by my steak knife
stage fright, curiosity killed, untuck take 9
take 6, phase 5 continues on during daytime
its strange right? I bomb like Hiroshima..
get that nagga sake, Im at the weirdo cleaners
looking for heroes meaner De Niros seizures
Im the don dada talking to the wrong author
sipping from pond water talking bout Gods daughter
they market Martha who bears the mark of gargoyles...
sold her the star of Gabriel I dont understand my own oil.
I battle earth, wind, fire, & rhyme that with virgin writers
I would rather burn in time for the burning man...liar...
my pants on fire cause of the date I had last night
Im lying, no....Im lion, put me over your pride...thats right...
I dont need to go on....its dark there & I need a flashlight

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

act right or getchya life snatched, it's like that
on black nights, iont strike first, bet i strike last
iont like straps gimme a blade n shit...oh, you came equipped?
it aint the weapon or tool its who's aiming it,
who you playing with? who you fools tryna fool?
a few sapient, im half man half amazing, full alien
call it a reflex offense is my only defense
youont wanna get caught in the sequence
give out more & take less damage
how much real can your fake self manage
fluid mechanics at its best, manically refreshed,
while you stagnant in your steps - i press balance
aint nunna you bitch niggas commandin my respect
get savaged, dragon slayer single handed plant it in your chest
nigga might go berserk & get branded on the neck
in search of my emancipated death tryna sever gods hand
i reached out...& they just severed gods hand...s'why -
i keep a weapon arm...always keep the weapon on stand by
all the time cause bitch niggas metamorphosize
& that defamation of love hurt before it caught my eye
it touched the heart, now a nigga out for justice hawh
cant go out like you other niggas, i aint just a mark
its just gettin dark, all gutz no glory raw with me
cordially or try scorchin me with your sorcery...
...nigga you cant hold a torch to me

[Mr. J]

Each stroke makes the cut in a tortured dream
Freddy Kruger getting at you pussies for your abortion needs
Mr Qwarterly mistaken for your average grammar...
whoa, Ill shrink that ego, that shroom trip dont matter yo...
toss clips & hammer bros, spit flame like King Koopa
nice swing loser, we educate but dont need to bring tutors
that late night vigil is what they bring them candles for
how you dress fly when you idolize dudes like Macklemore
we sand the floor with your type turnin you to Daniel sun
get with the program you televising from channel one.
soon as the battles done we war with Warwick Davis
forget the pot of gold homey Im in a starship haters...
boredom got me thinking of shit when I need to rest
but Im just pissed because my fries aint seasoned yet

[BigSoundz]

Lyrics From a song I wrote

Everybody tryna be somebody their not
You can really see the change when they make it to the top

Whatever happened to "if I make it then we make it" Now you sitting VIP and your homies are in the basement?

The look upon their face is
saying that they disgraced with
All the fake and fraudulent moves that you be making
Ain't this... About a bitch
You suppose to bring em out the hood Not keep em up in the Shit.

Now you making songs about them asking for Shit? Motherfucker cause they need that Shit what the fuck

If I got it then you got it hell...You can reach into my pocket grab it out of my Wallet.
I don't care if it makes it back to me, cause truthfully. It don't mean shit to me...

But let these other rappers tell it
they be wilin and yellin..
Ducking all these felonieeeeeees
Tell me pleaseeeee
Howww is you selling keeeeys
Out ya momma room.
not literally your momma rooom
It's her house, yeah you got a room but really it's yo mommas room
You ain't gotta lie to be cool.
Just bring some sticky with you.
And be you.
That's all you need, and a little bit of Hennessy
I know you feeling meee
You gotta be

Yeah you gotta be

And what the fuck happened to hip hop.
It's like the Shit stopped 2013 young thug hit the scene and the ship rocked..

Or was it way back when they shot Pac.


I don't know I be thinking alot
Like will I make it or not
Because so many people accept the bullshit how is it acceptable bitch
When I got the pencil gripped and it's loaded with a million clip

Taking aim at my local rappers looking for fame

Step up your game
Choking hazard when you speaking my name

Threaten your brain
known to spazz
Got the shovel start digging your grave

But I'm off that
Making you so mad type in all caps
Like fuck big soundz whoa boy fall back
Don't you know it's just rap?
Even though you know I'm better
Flow is clever
Molding my destiny
Holding it steadily
Rolling the best of weed
Hoping it's getting it me
And my family to where we meant to be

Why's everybody in the state of Indiana
Tryna hate on any man that's tryna make it with this music
I influence positivity and I produce alot of heat on any beat you choose to give to me

Flowing with my gramma understand I'm from another planet I can't stand it dammit seeing all the money that rappers get handed
And they be giving you all this bullshit
Well I'm here to change game make it do a full flip
If you hating on my lane you can pull dick
I ain't playing game s with you lames
I'll drill my name into ur brain yeaaaaa

But it's all love, I ain't tryna hurt your pride
Tryna make your passion rise make you wanna write
Make you wanna make some music that you actually feel
Instead of serving up this hate
you just fake to be real
My rhyme book should be made up of steel
You guys shook my lyrics give you the chills
The time it took for to make it right here
As I appear at the top of the game shouting my name
Big soundz!!

[Mr. J]

its all the same when I pull my tricks out
heart on my sleeve, bid gick for a big mouth
come get that wig split & your brain kicked around
my verse goes ducks, geese, dogs, pig, cow...
fish..put your fins down. Im a 7 card stud
carrying a liquor license & putting bars up
a space oddity that they call Ziggy Stardust
my neck is gold linked & glittery charmed up
what time is it? let me check the beeper
my car phone is going crazy right now...see ya

[asylum]

I blow lines like oceanic currents carries kilos they ditched,
My steelo stay ripped droppin thought through rifts in time like demonic gifts,
Bubonic shifts in paradigms stare at lines and string theories that bring near me,
Things weirdly out of shape and contorted, space time distortion,
Facetime endorsements from beings with cold blood coursing,
Through their veins, wrists fettered by tattoos describing end of days,
I pretend to say things I mean with a serious face in a delirious haze.
They curiously gaze, and furiously wage war against the king pat
Bowls I bring packed. Know Ill chin checkya when my sting getsya
bring wreckless majestic infections dissectin projections of what you thought was dope
false anecdotes that had no hope cut to microscopic pieces,
like Microsoft with these thesis completin theories you couldn't hope to accomplish
i hang from a rope, pokethathauntsya.. making the way for your betrothed,
grateful each days been resolved when i wake up alive.
and yet everyday, i'm angry i've survived.

[JESODIST]

I'm a Vibrating Martian in a mothership Levitating above the Infernal Pits,
Anhiliating Spartan cliques with the most Murderous of Witts,
Draining the life out of a combatant and Sever his Wrist,
what the master thought me surely was Never to Miss,
Read aloud these lines crafted will slowly start Shredding your Lips,
have a tempting bitch Dismembered in the Mist in Several Bits,
The Verbals i Spit are paranormal
either take you to a trip into the Eternal Bliss,
Or teleporth you through a the hidden portal of an Inverted Abyss,
I would Battle rap with this Dude if he was Actually Good,
While he making plans in the Saddest of Hoods,
I'm Communicating with aliens in the Darkest of the Woods,
The Cursed Messiah with a Urgent Desire,
To Burn souls that conspire till they Purge in the Fire,
This message so secretive its Unheard through the Wires,
After reading this verse Every single human on Earth is Inspired,
When it comes to rank call me the general a be Currently Higher,
Assimilating the boundries of blasphemy from Another angle,
Run to your family i got a bomb wired to Brother's Ankle,
Keep your type of engines running with a Minute Power Sample,
have your Troop laying in paralisis filled with Bruises and Baffled,
striffling through the canvas of Nooses and Strangled,
Drowning in their own lies and cheats when the Truth is Unravelled,
My mind Consume entire fleets with ease like the Bermuda Triangle,
Have Ur grimy ashes n debris Gone with D Breeze where Lucifer Dangles..

[Mr. J]

Tell me the truth, can you find the proof in a angel
As she stares deep into your pupils & hates you
the soul alone causes such a dispute that its shameful...
to result to these lame ideas that you use as a gate to...
Lucifers cradle, I shook it & took a boot to his navel
you looking at the man that made it out of Dantes Inferno
then I penned each thought into an officers journal
fuck knocking boots now Ill make sure these moccasins hurt you
I want to be like you too & enjoy this gossip thats infernal
blow up cause my bombs is internal the opposite of external
I dont need to bust shots Ill make sure that oxygen hurts you
my thoughts is lost in whirl you become crossed from a girl
theres a pocket in my turtle & there is a shell in the kangaroo
I bring so much heat now I make lobsters melt into a tank of goo
beats me where the fuck they have been ranking you...
Ive seen better embarrassments on youtube of crotch kicks
you mad because my type is so goddamn useful & obnoxious
I could go on for days but would rather tell you to kick rocks bitch
they say dude is cuckoo for all this I say Im bored outta my cockpit
my flow impeccable while chewing up weed edibles
Im a beast, a general, with a seasoned desk of food
Im diseased incredible on speed in a centrifuge
leapyears ahead of you sending a press release & interviews
to the police & Dexter dudes that need an extra boost
of energy for this run that seems inevitable....



what....idk