A Nessy Journey: The Quest for Lama's Lime - Page 3

Hush · 03-06-2016, 06:54 PM

I look over to my surly dark elf companion. "Surely we have time for a quick cup of grog" as I nod towards the tavern.

Orc · 03-06-2016, 06:59 PM

"This grog tastes like piss, brother" I say with a sigh. "Victreth, please tuck your fucking skin in, we're drawing too much attention to ourselves".

The tavern doors burst open.

Sharp · 03-06-2016, 07:17 PM

Wait is orc writing this or knuck

WITTY GET YOUR GOD DAMN HAMMER I'M STARING DOWN TREEGUY

Orc · 03-06-2016, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp

Wait is orc writing this or knuck

WITTY GET YOUR GOD DAMN HAMMER I'M STARING DOWN TREEGUY

Lmao did i do it wrong?? Me and hush are a team I thought

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-06-2016, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp

Wait is orc writing this or knuck

WITTY GET YOUR GOD DAMN HAMMER I'M STARING DOWN TREEGUY

He swung at you brio

Hush · 03-06-2016, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orc

Lmao did i do it wrong?? Me and hush are a team I thought

Lol! We could create our own shit but I think he point is for us to react off his interpretations of what we do. You basically trying to drive the car from the back seat.

Also didn't notice I was a zombie. Nice

Orc · 03-06-2016, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

Lol! We could create our own shit but I think he point is for us to react off his interpretations of what we do. You basically trying to drive the car from the back seat.

Also didn't notice I was a zombie. Nice

Hahahaha I didn't mean to be that dude begging for the aux wire

veritas · 03-06-2016, 08:05 PM

The rain disguised the ruffling at first, but luckily Kade''s senses were hardened from battle. It could have been a raggurat or maybe something even worse, like the behemoth squirrel. I looked at Harris, he to had heard it.

I unsheathed my silver sword and looked to Harris, who had as well. We rushed towards the bush with professional quickNess and bad intentions.

Sharp · 03-06-2016, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

He swung at you brio

Word

Entering combat

@Witty you best bitch slap that lady, get your hammer and back me up

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-06-2016, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orc

"This grog tastes like piss, brother" I say with a sigh. "Victreth, please tuck your fucking skin in, we're drawing too much attention to ourselves".

The tavern doors burst open.

A drunk old man runs out flailing his arms every which way screaming about a tiny barbarian taking the home base and knocks you both over. As you get up the generals assistant comes waddling down the street bright red. "You're late! He's waiting and not for much longer freaks!"....

What do you do?

And yes Orc the dungeon master leads the story but I appreciate yalls efforts

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-06-2016, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nigger Jim

The rain disguised the ruffling at first, but luckily Kade''s senses were hardened from battle. It could have been a raggurat or maybe something even worse, like the behemoth squirrel. I looked at Harris, he to had heard it.

I unsheathed my silver sword and looked to Harris, who had as well. We rushed towards the bush with professional quickNess and bad intentions.

Something jumps from the bushes

Woah Woah woah!! Don't kill me man!

Just calm down I can make you rich!

Mr. J · 03-06-2016, 08:34 PM

My character casts 'Ember' boiling a pot of water

veritas · 03-06-2016, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Something jumps from the bushes

Woah Woah woah!! Don't kill me man!

Just calm down I can make you rich!

He squeeked the words out just as my blade touched his jugular. He soiled himself and the smell made Harris laugh. He had a strange sense of humor, but he was solid in the scrap.

I leaned in and felt the rain. It was mixing away the man's tears.

*get to the point....before I do* I said as I pushed the blade into his neck.

ill nik-A · 03-06-2016, 08:40 PM

Y'all niggaz have gone full retard now.

Mr. J · 03-06-2016, 08:47 PM

My character casts 'Confuse'

Hush · 03-06-2016, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ill nik-A

Y'all niggaz have gone full retard now.

This loled me

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-06-2016, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nigger Jim

He squeeked the words out just as my blade touched his jugular. He soiled himself and the smell made Harris laugh. He had a strange sense of humor, but he was solid in the scrap.

I leaned in and felt the rain. It was mixing away the man's tears.

*get to the point....before I do* I said as I pushed the blade into his neck.

My Dad runs Garmoll! Just get me there safely and he'll pay you handsomely!

El Muffin · 03-06-2016, 09:31 PM

Lol

Make it good if you will

~RustyGunZ~ · 03-06-2016, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp

Word

Entering combat

@Witty you best bitch slap that lady, get your hammer and back me up

You poke at the man and hit

You hit at 7 AP and he is now at 24 HP

His counter strikes and does 7 AP

You now have 17 HP

What do you do next?

Sharp · 03-06-2016, 09:37 PM

I know how I look but tbr I have never played one of these games

What are my options

I send out Pikachu

03-06-2016, 08:34 PM	#52
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,033 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349679	My character casts 'Ember' boiling a pot of water __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

03-06-2016, 08:40 PM	#54
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,413 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164516	Y'all niggaz have gone full retard now. __________________ Grumpy old man.

03-06-2016, 08:47 PM	#55
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,033 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349679	My character casts 'Confuse' __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

03-06-2016, 09:31 PM	#58
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03-06-2016, 06:54 PM	#41
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,042 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181417	I look over to my surly dark elf companion. "Surely we have time for a quick cup of grog" as I nod towards the tavern.

03-06-2016, 06:59 PM	#42
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,165 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899390	"This grog tastes like piss, brother" I say with a sigh. "Victreth, please tuck your fucking skin in, we're drawing too much attention to ourselves". The tavern doors burst open.