Public Announcement! President Obama Declares National State Of Emergency: Masturbation Implicating Serious Physical Harm -- America Goes To War With The Rest Of The World

[theMuzzl3]

lol -- love your response. I wondered if you actually read the whole thing, but then you pointed out a spelling mistake which actually contributes to the article... just gotta put 'poles' instead of poles.

At least I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!!

I'm glad to see you took the time to read it and post a funny response.

I'd rather take drugs in the mail if they were ones that get you high, because I am always high... thats why I can't write right.

Shit, the people from the silk roads have been mailing high end coke and 83% MDMA for years now... I'm sure a couple of your spare viagra pills couldn't hurt anything. For depression, I take high doses of ketamine, methoxetamine, aerosol, alcohol, some crack now and again, and nitrous oxide. It works wonders. A little bit of heroin and DMT in the mix makes for wonderful days.