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Originally Posted by uh-oh

Im not sure whats going on here but i think i have a hemorrhoid on my butthole. Its high tho. Like its at the top of my butthole and outside. I pictured a hemorrhoid being like your butthole falling out. This isnt that. Its like a bump on the outermost edge at the top of the ring. I hope its just an ingrown butthole hair. Im too embarassed about it to get it looked at so i hope it just goes away. If not im gonna live with a painful butthole forever.

Welcome to netcees

Get some cream. Or get a hot female doctor and hope her hands stray to your penis.

I say this because I went to a shrink today and she is EXTREMELY hot, and I can't stop thinking about fucking her, black hair, blue eyes, the stereotypical Galway girl (look up the song) it's killing me man, I think I'm going to seduce her.