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![]() ***pls view the video first*** Vincent Smith - A Fictional History ^ That's Vincent Smith, and that's Jadeveon Clowney laying him out But what the replays don't show is Smith's soul escape through his mouth It changed him, no doubt - before draft day, teams were staking him out But Smith fumbled and stumbled each time he played for the scouts Now Clowney, he's a Lone Star in Houston - 1st pick in the draft While every team passed on Vincent, hardly a sniff from the pack He returned to Michigan, to get his reputation on the mend But he played shitty there too - and he was stapled to the bench So he focused on academics - but he failed on every test Tried to bag chicks, but his sad dick couldn’t even stay erect Passing off as a laughingstock, he was the college’s joke Got his athletic scholarship revoked and that was all that she wrote Poor Vincent - he was dragged off campus punching and kicking His life was shit. Ever since that hit, he just knew something was missing 5 YEARS LATER Vincent is fat now. He looks like crap now. He only wears sweats and lives on a campground. Down at the trailer park, he’s always buggin’ people Tellin’ stories from his glory years like Uncle Rico He works at Wal Mart so he can never save a penny. Spending days aplenty with his neighbor Cajun Remy. Now, the pagan Cajun practiced voodoo still to this day. And told Vincent his theory that had him filled with dismay “Vince, your soul left when that man popped off your head I’m no doctor, but to the spirits, child, you’re already dead. But the soul never ceases and yours is left intact. And if you trust Remy but any then I can get it back.” See, down at the NFL Drug Center, Remy knows of a man Who hooked Remy up with a phoney custodian’s badge The Cajun was a thief and here’s a pure example He walked in and stole Jadeveon’s urine sample Back at the trailer, the Cajun insisted Vincent drink it Smith was disgusted but this sure wasn't time for thinking Vincent chugged the piss cup and his face fell flat As he saw Remy hit him in the chest with a baseball bat And Remy sang, “BANG BANG SHAROOK ALANG THE MAN CLOWNEY HIT VINCENT LIKE A RUNAWAY TRAIN BANG BANG SHAROOK AROLL THE MAN CLOWNEY TOOK AWAY THE MAN VINCE’S SOUL BANG BANG SHAROOK ARISK VINCE RECLAIMED HIS SPIRIT AFTER DRINKIN’ MAN’S PISS BANG BANG SHAROOK ARACK ALL SPIRITS, ALL HEAR IT - GIVE VINCE HIS SOUL BACK!” Meanwhile, at the stadium, Clowney’s vision went all blurry His body seized up and he left the game twitchin’ on a gurney 5 YEARS LATER Smith is a CEO, pockets flush, miles away from his poor conditions Smokin’ stogies on a private yacht, surrounded by gorgeous women Taut physique, built like a freak - lookin’ like a college day throwback Plus his hair’s grown back - hell yeah, Vincent Smith has got his soul back
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